Dark sank to the ground, petrified by what Twilight said. And of course, she said it in front of the entire town. A realization crept into his mind. This might impact his entire social life, much less his life! "Is there any magic thingamajigger spells that can make me continent?" he asked. Twilight was pondering for a few seconds, then said, "Not as far as I know... But I'll try to look for one." Pinkie Pie whispered something to Twilight, who suddenly had a pitying grin. Then Pinkie somehow appeared over Dark and fell on him, whispering "Don't worry, we will be friends with you! And any meanie who laughs at you gets a blast from my party cannon..." She then appeared next to Twilight. Dark couldn't take sitting there in public anymore. He had to go to the lavatory anyway, so he set off in that direction.
When he came outside, he walked toward home, then had to go AGAIN. He ran back and did this two more times. He eventually got farther than before and Pinkie appeared beside him, chatting random bits of news, yet he couldn't hear her because he was in his own mixed thoughts. Then the rest of the mane 6 appeared and walked beside him, which creeped him out. He had to go to the lavatory again but he was too far away. He panicked and stood there, knowing he was about to urinate again. And he did.
"Gahhh... Celestia help me..." he shouted. Pinkie said, "Silly filly! Don't say that! It's not very nice or appropriate. But I'm very nice and appropriate!" Twilight was muttering something and said, "Silly filly... silly filly... what was it?" The mane 6 departed except for Twilight and Pinkie, who seemed to have a reason to be with him. They were walking past the Ponyville mini-mall when she saw an ad. "Silly filly!" she exclaimed. "Hey!" snarled Pinkie. "That's my phrase!" She looked back at the ad. "Silly Filly Diapers!" she shouted. Luckily Dark was out of range. "Rarity is making Silly Filly Diapers... perhaps she could... hmmm..." She and Pinkie left Dark to go home and sleep. It was late by the time they left him.
Dark laid down in his bed and was lost in his thoughts. What if I stay like this forever! What if I urinate in Celestia's presence? I would die of embarrassment... These thoughts kept him wide awake. He eventually fell asleep.
A/N: Thanks for all those who stayed with me and read the last chapter. Please R&R and note any bad transitions or if there is a new perspective wanted. Seeya. Spoiler alert! The next chapter is Part 1 - Filly's Way of Solving Wet Problems