Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways Continued

by Yami-The-Dark

Marik and Bakura go to Target and do the 333 ways to get kicked out. As many of us know, the story "Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways" by sailorblaze, was cancelled. I Private Messaged sailorblaze, and she gave me permission to continue this awesome story. RECENTLY CONTINUED!

2. 58 In which Bakura sets the new plot

Sailorblaze: You gotta love Cathy! And I'm glad you like the ending! Don't worry, I plan to make the next chapters a lot longer!

ArcherAzzure: I love Nerf guns, but I always lose the darts T_T You're welcome, and I'm glad you like the story^^

GinnNekoChanAngel: Glad you like it! I've always wanted to do that one!

Hello! As many of us know, the amazing story "Marik and Bakura: 333 Ways" by the creative and skillful sailorblaze, was cancelled. I Private Messaged sailorblaze and she gave me permission to continue this awesome story. So, without further ado, here is the continued 333 ways!

I don't own Yu-Gi-OH, Yu-Gi-OH Abridged, this list, the idea for this fic, Dora the Explorer, Raindrops keep falling on my head, or Everything You Know Is Wrong.

Everything you know is wrong,

Black is white, up is down and short is long,

And everything you thought was just so,

Important doesn't matter;

Everything you know is wrong,

Just forget the words and sing along,

All you need to understand is

Everything you know is wrong!

Marik and Bakura stepped out of the car and into Target. There seemed to be a hint of danger in the air, and it was not because someone had sprayed danger scented air freshener into the parking lot. Ignoring this strange feeling, Bakura walked into Target.

"Bloody hell, Marik! Hurry up!" He yelled. He turned to see the problem. Marik had gotten his hair stuck in the sliding door. Again. After a fight with the door and Marik's hair, which lasted a good 15 minutes, Marik had finally been freed.

"Yeah! Take that you EFF!ing door! I am the ruler of all doors! From now on, you will all bow down before me!" He yelled at the door, and everyone turned to look at the crazy man with hair that now stood in all directions.

"Marik, come on. People are staring," Bakura grabbed Marik's wrist and pulled him away.

"OK! Now, read the next one Bakura! I hope it's a song, I'm felling in a sing-y mood today," Marik declared.

Rolling his eyes, Bakura took out the list and read. "Number 167: Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head," Bakura turned to Marik who was smiling.

The two split up, Bakura went to get a cart (which he just ended up taking from Tea) and a watering can (which Tea's cart happened to contain) and Marik grabbed a Purple raincoat and a Dora The Explorer decorated umbrella from the children's section.

The two met up back at the music section because Marik thought that it was the most appropriate place for a song. After some remarks from Bakura about Marik's choice of rainwear, the two got in the cart and Marik started singing (with Bakura pouring water from the watering can onto Marik's umbrella):

Raindrops keep falling on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling

So I just did me some talkin' to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he's got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those raindrops are falling on my, head they keep falling

A crowd of people began to form around Marik and Bakura. They cheered on as Marik continued singing:

But there's one thing I know
The blues he sends to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep falling on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Crying's not for me
Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothing's worrying me.

It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

The crowd began to sing along:

Raindrops keep falling on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Crying's not for me
Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothing's worrying me.
Nothing's worrying me.
Nothing's worrying me.

It won't be long 'till happiness steps up to greet me
Raindrops keep falling on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Crying's not for me
Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothing's worrying me.
Nothing's worrying...
…me

As Marik finished the song, there was loud applause from the crowd of people that were watching Marik sing.

"They love me, Fluffy!" Marik yelled.

"Yes, Marik. I suppose that bloody do," Bakura replied.

"What's you're friggin' problem? Are you jealous, fluffy?" He asked, poking Bakura in the ribs. Bakura looked Marik straight in the eye, and his eyes were bright red.

"Bakura? I think you should see an optometrist," Marik said.

Bakura said nothing, and lunged at Marik. He pinned him to the ground and wrapped his hands around Marik's throat.

"Bakura! Stop, you're not supposed to do this until chapter 68! What's gotten into you?" Marik Yelled.

Bakura's voice was extremely raspy, and he said "You've embarrassed me for the last time, Malik."

"I'm Marik! What are you saying? You don't want to continue the list?" Marik whimpered.

"Not just the list. I'm going to kill you and the entire abridged series along with it!" Bakura screamed.

At this point, Marik's face was turning purple. He frantically looked around for something he could use to knock Bakura off of him, but found nothing. Just then, he started glowing. Bakura let go of Marik's neck and covered his eyes from the sudden light. When the light cleared, Marik was replaced by Melvin.

"Get off!" He yelled, pushing evil-er Bakura off of him.

"Mariku…" 'Bakura' growled.

"No, I'm Melvin." Melvin said, pointing to himself. "Care for a HUG?" Melvin said, opening his arms in a huggy fashon.

"Enough of this foolishness! I'm-" But he was cut off by a pair of arms wrapping around him. It felt good for a second, but then 'Bakura' felt a searing pain all throughout his body. Melvin let go of him, and he was surrounded by squiggly yellow lines.

"Now, binky boy, GO BACK TO NORMAL!" Melvin yelled, extending his hand towards 'Bakura'. Bakura let out a yell and fell backwards. Melvin smirked triumphently and retreated back into Marik. Marik looked aroung, not quite sure what had happened. He spotted Bakura lying on the ground, and ran toward him.

"Bakura! Are you OK?" Asked Marik.

Bakura got up, holding his head. "I think so. What the bloody hell happened?" He asked.

"You went insane again. You were calling me Malik and saying something about an abridged series, and you TRIED TO FRIGGIN KILL ME! I MEAN, YOU ACTUALLY TRIED TO EFF!ING MURDER ME! WHAT THE FRIGGIN FRIG HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?" Marik yelled.

Bakura blinked, and then said "You're guess is as good as mine…"

Marik groaned "Just don't go crazy on me again… Thanks to you, we only got one thing done the entire day! We're going to have to do twice as much tomorrow!"

Bakura rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Let's just go home, I have a bloody headache," And with that, the duo left the store, and what was soon to become a new plot.

And now for the stinger!

Yugi and palls stepped onto the turf of ancient Egypt. "It worked! Our time travel worked!" Yugi yelled, but was suddenly stepped on by something. "I am Zorc!" Said Zorc, smiling.

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Sorry for the lack of funniness in the chapter, but I had to introduce the new plot twi- er, I mean evil-er Bakura! What is he doing? Why does he call all the characters the wrong name? Why did he try to kill Marik? Why was Melvin so eager to HUG him? Why am I asking you all these questions when I'm the author? Find out eventually!