When we had all finished hunting, it was only about midnight, so I decided to call Edward and "check up on him and Bella". I fished my cellphone out of my True Religion jeans and pressed speed dial number three. Jasper of course was number one, and Carlisle number two just in case of emergencies. Edward was number three on my speed dial, followed by Esme, and then Emmett and Rosalie. I had recently added speed dial number seven, Bella's house number. I waited patiently and he answered after the first ring.
"Alice!" he hissed. "Bella is sleeping! What if you would have woken her? We have a long day tomorrow!" I exhaled. Him and his overprotectiveness. Luckily, after Bella's a vampire he won't have to worry about being so overreactive anymore.
"Edward." I spoke slowly. "You really need to calm down. It is a vibration of a phone for christ sake. It's not like I barged in there screaming."
"Whatever Alice, you're forgiven. Now why did you call?" Hmh. I had never asked to be forgiven, since I had done nothing wrong in the first place. Little Edward always just has to take everything upon himself. Whatever. "Alice? Are you still there?"
"Yes, Edward. I was just calling to check up on you guys. Although with Bella sleeping, I'm guessing you guys aren't doing much more than the usual, with you staring at her when you sleep. You know Edward, I don't think she would feel very comfortable if she woke up and saw you staring at her the way you do. Anyway, back to the topic. I had a vision and I just wanted to make sure you guys were okay..." I trailed off, biting my lip to keep from laughing.
"Alice! Will you please stop spying on us? Jeez!" He whisper-shouted into the phone, trying not to wake Bella. I heard Emmett's booming laughter. Obviously he was listening in. Crap! I hope Edward isn't reading my thoughts. Ummm butterflies are pretty yay! dora dora dora the explorer, bananas, vampires are coooooool.
"Alice." Edward sighed. Hold on, was that Emmett I heard in the background? He was angry now. "You better not have told him anything!" Too late, I thought. "What?!?!! Alice! Why would you tell him? I'm so mad at you that it is beyond your comprehension. Goodnight." I almost laughed at his little "goodnight", wasn't he supposed to be angry with me? Either way, he shouldn't really be saying goodnight, it's not like he sleeps.
I sighed, and was about to hang up when I heard Edward again.
"Oh and by the way Alice, the answer is no. You cannot and will not plan our wedding."