a/n: Ok, so far I got two reviews so I guess I'll update. But I want more reviews, please! Alright this one should be funny and longer than the first. Well, I don't know what else to say so please review and enjoy!

Disclaimer: See Chapter 1.

The Camping Trip

Chapter 2:

Setting Up Camp

Axel sat against a tree watching Xaldan and Xigbar setting up the tent (Horribly I might add). Larxene sat across from him, hugging her knees to her chest, muttering something. Axel covered up a smile. Was she still going on about the imaginary bears?

To his left, Axel could see Luxord playing poker with Marluxia. Already Marly had lost all of his money. To Axel's right he could see Zexion reading one of his huge books that he had brought. One member was missing. Where was-

"AXEL!"

Axel jumped.

"Why aren't you doing anything?" Demyx asked.

"If I'm doing nothing then what are the others doing?"

"Well they're at least doing something. Why don't you go help with the tent while Xaldan goes fishing?"

"Ask Larxene. She's not doing anything important."

"No, but you're not scared silly to be out here."

"And…"

"And what?" Demyx asked, confused.

"And you're scared that she'll bite your head off."

"Am not."

"Are so.

"So?"

"So watch this. I'll get her to help. Just play along." To Larxene, Axel shouted, "So Demyx, you want me to help set up the tent?"

Demyx nodded.

"I guess I'm the only one man enough to help. Girls can't do anything right. Don't worry I'll get the job done."

"You're right, Axel, girls can't set up tents. And like you said: you're the only one "man enough" to do it. Have fun with that."

"She told you, eh." Luxord laughed.

"Shut up, you Brit."

"Just because I'm British doesn't mean you can make fun of me."

"Too bad cause I just did, Brit."

"Why you"-

"Alright everyone, settle down. Axel, you go finish setting up the tent." Demyx interrupted.

"But"-

"That's right, I said you."

"Sheesh, you get so fussy when you're serious." Axel muttered.

"But you still love me! Thank you, Axel." Demyx replied, cheerfully.

"Sure, sure, whatever. Don't ruin it."

After Setting Up The Tent

After another hour of messing with the tent everyone notice that Xaldan wasn't back yet.

"I knew I should've sent someone with him. It's not safe out here." Demyx complained, pacing.

"Especially at night." Zexion added, not looking up from his book which he had almost finished.

"Don't help." Demyx said, angry now.

"Whatever."

"Oh come on, Demyx. Any second now I bet he'll appear with a bunch of fish we can eat." Axel said trying to comfort Demyx.

"Speaking of fish, I'm hungry." Larxene complained.

"Nobody cares, Larxene."

She hissed something under her breath.

All of a sudden, there was a rustle in the nearby bushes.

"BEARS!" Larxene cried hiding behind Zexion who pushed her away.

"Don't worry guys, it's just me." Xaldan called coming into view.

"Oh good. We were beginning to worry." Demyx said, sighing in relief.

"Did you get anything?" Larxene asked eagerly, forgetting her fear of bears.

"Yup, two! See?" he asked showing the two large fish he'd caught. "And I got myself a new friend. Picked him up when I caught the second fish." He added, lowering the fish and raised his other arm, on it was a black dot which was about an inch in length.

"Uh, Xaldan…" Axel started.

"I think he's a wonderful little friend, Xaldy!" Demyx exclaimed.

"Uh, Xaldan, I think that's a leech." Axel said a little hesitant.

"A what?"

"A leech."

"WHAT?! Oh! getitoff, getitoff, getitoff, GET IT OFF!" Xaldan cried, jumping around and waving his arms wildly.

"What's a leech?" Demyx asked seemingly very confused and not at all worried about Xaldan.

"Something that sucks your blood." Axel explained which only made Xaldan's jumping worse.

"Ohh, that doesn't sound too good. How do you get it off?"

"Pull it really hard, I guess. I would do that, but you need to be still, Xaldan."

Whimpering, Xaldan stood still and should Axel his arm, fighting to say still.

Once the leech was removed, Demyx quickly went to find a band-aid.

"Let's not repeat that." Axel sighed.

Xaldan nodded mutely. Who would've thought that such a guy would be afraid of such a little leech?

Around The Campfire

Everyone sat around the campfire a little later on, roasting marshmallows.

"Do you guys want to hear a ghost story?" Axel asked.

Everyone, except Larxene, nodded. She clung to the nearest nobody which just so happened to be Zexion. He looked up from the newest book he had just started and pinched her.

"OW! What was that for?" Larxene asked rubbing her arm.

"Don't touch me." Zexion said looking back at his book.

"Alright, anyway, I guess I'll go first." Axel said. "A long time ago, on a night like tonight," he began. "Five campers were sitting around their campfire like us, telling stories, roasting marshmallows, and having a good time. There was only one problem, it was the rainy season. To you that might not be that bad and it really wasn't. Just that their firewood was damp. So, throughout the night, the fire would flicker then go out, leaving them blind in the dark until someone restarted the fire. This happened about three times. Then, on the fourth blackout, one camper was missing.

"The four campers left were too afraid to go out into the forest and look for their fellow camper. So they didn't. A while later the fire went out again, another camper was missing. The remaining campers were now quite scared. They huddled in a group close to the fire, ready to start it again if it went out.

"Well, let's just say, two of the three campers left also ended up disappearing. The last and final camper was going out of his mind in fright. Would he be next? The fire began to flicker again. That sent him out of his mind. And he ran. He ran as fast as he could into the woods.

"He only ran for about five minutes before he fell and landed in a very deep hole. So deep, he couldn't get out. But he landed on something that did not feel like the ground. It felt like a…human. When his eyes adjusted to the darkness he looked down. Beneath him were his four fellow campers…dead.

"All you could you hear was his scream. Nobody ever saw him again." Axel said, concluding. He looked around and his eyes fell on Larxene. Her face was very pale as she clung to Marluxia, who smiled, took what was happening to his advantage and wrapped his arm around her shoulders.

"EWW!" Larxene exclaimed, punching Marluxia in the arm and now hugging Zexion, who rolled his eyes and let her be (Poor Zexion).

"That was scary, Axel." Demyx complained.

"Duh, it was supposed to be."

"Oh ok. Well I guess we should turn in." he paused. The fire flickered.

Axel laughed nervously. "What a coincidence." He said weakly. Everyone looked a little scared.

"Oh come on, guys. It's not for real." Demyx said calmly before the fire went out. When it did he squeaked and reached out to grab Axel, but the red head wasn't where he had been.

"Calm down, dudes," Xigbar said. "Let's just get the fire going again."

Everyone agreed and started looking for the box of matches. When they had been found, Luxord asked, "Is everyone here?"

"WHERE'S AXEL?!" Demyx cried out, looking for his friend.

"Let's go look for him." Xaldan suggested.

"But whatever got Axel might get us before we find him. I think we should stay in camp." Marluxia said shaking.

"That's what the campers did in the story and looked how they turned out." Xaldan argued back.

"But if we go now we'll only have one of us dead." Luxord said.

"DEAD!"

"Calm down, Demyx. Everything's gonna be ok." Xigbar said slinging his arm over Demyx's shoulders.

The fire flickered and went out again.

"Find the matches, quick!" someone shouted (haha it just hit me, they're nobodies. Haha!).

When the fire was burning brightly again everyone looked around to see if somebody was missing again or Axel was just pranking them. Somebody was gone. It was Luxord.

"NO! LUXORD!!" Demyx cried out.

"Demyx, seriously dude, calm down." Xigbar said not looking as brave as he sounded.

"Told you. We should go." Xaldan said.

"Fine." Marluxia said shakily.

As they were walking quickly through the forest the group could hear rustles in the bushes. Larxene was on the edge of losing it.

"We should've brought our weapons." Xigbar muttered.

All of a sudden, two figures landed on top of them. They all screamed. The two figures broke out laughing.

"I can't believe you guys fell for that!" one of them said. He sounded a lot like Axel.

"Axel? Is that you?" Demyx asked.

"Hey, Demyx! We didn't scare you too much did we?" Axel asked still laughing hysterically.

Demyx hugged Axel tightly. "I thought you were dead. You too, Luxord."

Luxord just stood there laughing with tears rolling down his cheeks and holding his sides.

"Aww, Demy, I'm sorry, but it was so funny! You should've seen all of your faces!"

"DUDE! That was awesome!" Xigbar said holding his hand up for a high-five.

Axel smiled and slapped it.

"I still don't see how this is funny at all." Demyx complained.

"I'm sorry, Demyx, but Luxord and I planned it. We got the damp wood and I made up the story. Then, we just disappeared."

"Looking back on it, I guess it was kind of funny."

"See that's the spirit, kiddo." Axel said messing up Demyx's hair.

"Not the hair." He murmured.

"Well, I think it's about time to go to bed." Axel said, leading the way back to the tent. Everyone followed, just about all of them grumpy.

a/n: Finally! This one was a long one, but I have high hopes for it! I hope you guys like it, too. And thanks to my bro who came up with the leech idea (I just added the funny stuff :p). Chapter 3's comin' up and so far it looks pretty funny. Actually I've already finished 3 so all I'm waiting for is you reviews! Also, I'm running out of ideas so if you wasn't more please give some ideas and I'll do my best to fit them in!

Thanks!

(P.S. Please, please review!)