New Moon: A Synopsis

It's Bella's birthday! Bella's mutated vampire friends give her valuable, thoughtful gifts and throw her a party, but being ungrateful and whiny, she complains about being physically one year older that Edward, disregarding the fact that he is and always will be about a century older. At the party an accident happens. Bella is almost killed by Jasper, Edward's 'brother'.

Later, Edward and family run away, saying for the thousandth time that they are too dangerous for Bella. Bella goes into depression. She stays in depression for the next hundred pages or so. Her friend, Jacob, who is a shape shifter who thinks he's a werewolf, cheers her up. 'Werewolves' are the enemies of the mutated vampires.

Bella does some daredevil things because she is going crazy and hears Edward's voice when she does. One time, she nearly gets killed but is saved by Jacob.

Edward thinks she's dead and wants to commit suicide. He picks the dumbest, most time consuming way. Sadly, Bella arrives in time to save him. The Vulturi, a group of powerful mutated vampires find out about her and want her to become a vampire too.

Edward explains that Victoria, one of the villains from the last book was trying to kill Bella. He was in Brazil, one of the least likely places for her to be, trying to hunt her down. Unsurprisingly, he still hasn't caught her yet. However, he vows to never leave Bella again.

Bella is happy. She even admits that nothing much happened in the book.

The End