Ultra Mega Super Duper Dragon Fighter
A Dragonball Z and Street Fighter Crossover fanfic
Disclaimer: Once again I'd like to remind everyone that these ideas are from my own sick twisted head and I have to place credit where credit is due, Aikira Toyimia or Mr. Dragonball gets my utmost respect for creating such an awesome series and Capcom for creating Street Fighter after Street Fighter game so that I have a slew of characters to choose from for my fics, and sadly I own no rights to anything seriously
Chapter Two- Fate
Juri Han was amazed at the sight before her very eyes, after walking through that bizarre portal that had appeared inside the Shadaloo building she was now in Hell. She walked up to the sign and had made a snide remark as it read welcome to Hell population…YOU.
"Not exactly what I had expected where is all the fire and brimstone, if this really is hell then where is the devil? I'd better check it out, this better not turn out being Hell Michigan again that place is a dump, by the way where is that cake, don't tell me that the cake was lie!" Juri said to herself
As she wondered aimlessly through this strange place she had to admire just how different this place was from anywhere that she had been before, there where tall mountains of spikes, rivers of cherry cola or so that is what it appeared to be and fluffy clouds of yellow, if this was Hell than what the fuck was Heaven like, truly she could learn to like it here a playground for this crazy bad girl, her right eye began to glow with excitement as she saw some people, finally she was beginning to think that she was the only one here, she got closer and saw a group of people sitting around a table playing cards it reminded her of that painting of the dogs playing cards, you know the one and they were some very evil people there was of course Hitler, Al Capon, John F. Kennedy, Jeffery Dahmer, Bill Clinton, Richard Nixon, and Gandhi, etc…
Juri got closer to see what they were up to exactly and Nixon spoke up
"See Bill I told you that I was not crook, full house"
"Again Dick that's the third hand in a row, you're a filthy liar it's Watergate all over again damn" Bill said
"At least I didn't cover the Oval office is semen, it's Oval office not Oral office" Nixon replied
"Yeah that's true, have you seen my wife, I had no choice that Monica was a real cutie and just how I like them too young they don't call me Slick Willy for nothing now do they" Bill Clinton said
"If it were me I would have killed her afterwards then banged the shit out of her corpse, just saying" Jeffery Dahmer added in
"You would you sick fuck, you truly belong here, your one strange mother fucker" It was JFK this time
"I did fuck my mother once, and it was everything that I thought it would be too" Jeffery said
Everyone laughed machinally
Juri was now in sight of the group and as soon as she caught Bill's eyes he blurted out
"Well hey there Sugar Tits, I don't believe that I've had the pleasure yet, names Bill but everyone around here calls me Slick Willy, come on now don't be shy"
Juri's right eye was glowing bright and she responded
"No thanks I'm not that kind of woman, besides now I see why you're here, Politian's all you ever do is lie, you all belong here in hell"
"Shot down hard and I'm a criminal? Hahahahahahaha" Nixon said
"At least I didn't start Vietnam jerk, oh well I had to try, as they say no harm in trying anyway" Bill said
The group continued to play cards and Juri had enough she still had more to explore and that was what she intended on doing. Juri spotted a man in the distance and given his appearance she at last thought it was Satan, but from the back it was hard to tell so she approached.
The man saw Juri and turned around, he really looked like Beelzebub or was it Beelzaboot she wasn't sure, she knew him as the devil in any case, but he looked skinner then she imaged him to be, and why did he have a big shit eating grin on his face and what was the deal with the clipboard in his hand and his warobe so bellisa he had on a blue jacket his muscular chest exposed, matching blue pants and a white cape, but it was the color of his skin and his face that reminded her so much of the devil even the goatee the man had, if he wasn't the devil then she'd been lied to her entire life by her worthless parents, her friends...well she really didn't have too many of those and everyone in the media who feed her propaganda and etc…
As she was facing this man that resembled the devil he spoke in calm tone which through her off
"Ah a new arrival, splendid I was just about to start a tour, please follow me dearie"
Juri scratched her head and had a strange look on her face, if this was Satan then she was a monkey's aunt or however that statement went, she decided to follow him, and he never stopped smiling that was bugging the crap out of her, she demanded answers, so she spoke up
"Satan? If that is who you are what is with the nice guy routine anyway, you're nothing like how movies and comics portray you and why would you be a cheesy tour guide don't you rule this domain, seriously now"
He paused for a brief moment and then sighed and said
"No, no I'm not the devil, but I can see why you would think that love, no my name is Dabura, and I am the demon king, I just happen to resemble our great leader, it's a coincidence no one has ever truly ever seen the Devil, well there is one person, he use to be an Iraqi dictator, Saddamn Hussain, rumor has it that he and the devil are lovers but I'm not too sure, the devil rarely interests himself with the affairs of others, by the way you seem confused so please I'll show you some of our finer spots, oh dear me I didn't get your name?" Dabura said
"it's Juri, and ok thanks for clearing that up for me Dabura, wait that thing about the devil and Saddamn sounds vaguely familiar to me for some reason, oh well" Juri said
Dabura pointed out some of the finer features of Hell he spoke
"Over there is Blood Bath and Beyond, a fantastic shop with all sorts of freakish stuff, some sexual some unique, etc... If you're in the mood for some fine dining this restaurant is to die for the Slaughter House, check it out, or if you'd rather tie one on go over here to Succubae's it's a wonderful joint and a happening place I hear that the hostess is a wonderful woman, especially if you're a man, her name is Morrigan I believe, anyway that wraps up the finer points oh and this road that we are on is the Highway to Hell, it runs parallel to the river Styx's, are there any questions"
"Not really, thanks for the tour Dabura, paint me intrigued I think that I will check out this Succubae's place, hmmm why do I know that name…Morrigan? So bizarre could she possibly be…. Well only one why to know for sure" Juri said
Dabura nodded and went on his way, now Juri was alone again just like she preferred to be she wasn't antisocial but she liked to be the lone wolf type it suited her just fine, it wouldn't surprise her if she ran into her boss Bison somewhere in here, he belonged in Hell, and if he wasn't here already then she'd make sure that he became a permeant resident, she despised him for killing her parents and abducting her, he forced himself on her several times like he's done with all those other girls "the dolls" there were those two twins Juli and Juni to which Juri Hospitalized, Cammy White or rather she was a former doll somehow Cammy got free, and then there was Decapre, man that chick needs to really loosen up and have a little fun every now and again, it's always about her missions, blah..Blah..Blah, Juri knew pieces of crap with more personality... Juri entered Succubae's.
Krillin and 18 had reached Goku's house...
Just as they were about to knock on the door Krillin spotted a strange creature bound by some kind of energy binding most likely the work of Gotenks, this creature looked mean, he had green skin with long mangy hair of orange yellow eyes and a giant scar across his chest, he snarled at Krillin, 18 looked disgusted and spoke to her husband
"Poor creature, no doubt that is Gotenks handy work, let's get Marron and leave, I don't trust that thing thank god it's bound"
"Yeah I wonder who or what it is, so bizarre" Krillin said
Krillin knocked on the door and Chichi answered...
"Gohan! Is that you sweetie"
The door had slammed right in Krillin's face, 18 giggled, as the door reseeded Krillin yelled out in pain "Arrghhhh!"
"Nice to see you too Chichi, were here for Marron, ouch that is going to leave a mark" Krillin said rubbing his face it throbbed from pain
"Sorry about that Krillin I just thought that Gohan was back from school, he's late" Chichi said
"Mommy, Daddy, I'm sure glad that your back, I missed you" Marron said
Marron ran right past both Krillin and Chichi to her mother and wrapped her little arms around 18, and hugged her mother with all her strength, 18 smiled at the sight of her only daughter, there was nothing more special to her then this little gem, oh there was her husband Krillin to whom she loved dearly but a mother's bond to their child is scared and just like Gohan and Goten was to Chichi, or Trunks to Bulma, Marron was to 18.
"oh I've missed you too cupcake, I could just gabble you up, oh dear you've had a little accident didn't you, I'll get you some new clothes, Krillin we're leaving, by the way Marron did you thank Ms. Chichi yet for watching you?" 18 said
"No, but I will" Marron responded
Marron walked up to Chichi and hugged her as well and said
"Ms. Chichi you're the best, I've had a wonderful time, even if that scary monster showed up, thank you for keeping me safe"
"Any time sweetheart, your always welcome to stay here, it was really no problem at all I know that Goten likes it whenever you're here too" Chichi said
Goten's face turned red as did Marron's, ah young love…
"Geez mom embarrasses me much" Goten said
"Why yes it's my job as a mother" Chichi said winking at her youngest son, who was no doubt Goku's offspring, the hair and face dead ringer for the mighty Saying
"Don't be a stranger now" Bulma chimed in
"Oh Bulma I almost forgot to tell you that you have nothing to worry about, Vegeta is fine, he wanted me to tell you so, and he said also that he'll be back later, right now both he and Goku are fighting some really strong guys from another world, We figured that those two have the situation well under control and that there is no reason to threat" Krillin said
"Really, Vegeta...sigh what a guy, even now he's protecting me I made a wise decision when I married him alright, go Vegeta" Bulma said
"Yeah he's really changed since the first time that I meet him, he seems less arrogant now still rather cocky but less of a prick, when we fought and I had easily tossed him aside, he never let go of his pride that I believe is his secret weapon" Android 18 said
"Bulma my offer still stands, why don't we try swapping husbands at least just once, it wouldn't be a permeant thing I just want to see how it'd be" Chichi said jokingly
"Not on your life Chichi, I mean I love Goku too but it's more of in a sisterly way than anything, besides I love my Sayian Prince, and Goku is a great guy too" Bulma said
"I was kidding but you have a point my friend, Goku is like a savior he's always there when you need him, I just wish that he'd pay more attention to me then he does, but I still love that big lug I have ever since I was a kid" Chichi said
"It's Fate alright, just how Goku is my best friend at first we were rivals but I came around as did several others, first there was Yamcha, then Tien and Chitiozu, Piccolo, and Vegeta then 18 of course and now tubby Buu also, but that is just how Goku is, he's like glue" Krillin said
Krillin got closer to the creature it glared at him as he struggled to get to free, but it was still stuck, also Chichi handed that note to Krillin so that he could read it, and he did, he looked at his wife and back at the creature and then he handed the note back to Chichi and said
"So this creature was a product of an evil organization called Shadaloo huh, well in any case better leave it to Goku if anyone can figure it out then he can, I'm not too sure but Shadaloo may be connected to these other "Visitors" but maybe not anyway we better go"
Taking Marron in her arms 18 and Krillin flew off to head towards the nearest city, waving good bye to their friends and leaving that creature behind
Near Korin tower is a monastery in which a familiar Z fighter now calls home, that warrior is Tien Shinhan, he has been living a life of solitude, he and his longtime friend Chiotizu that is, so peaceful and tranquil.
Today he would be receiving a visit from his good friend Yamcha
As Yamcha and Makoto landed on the steps of the great monastery Tien's solute came into view and with that stern look on his face as he often wore a smile broke on his face as he greeted his friend. Not too surprised that Yamcha had yet another female companion with him, he spoke
"Yamcha my friend it's good to see you again, who is your friend, I don't think I've ever seen her before a little young ain't she, you better be careful man you could go to jail, there's a word for this kind of thing it's called pedophilia, your dates get younger and younger each time that I see you"
"Nice to see that you haven't changed much you jerk, and it's not like that we're only friends" Yamcha said
"I'm Makoto, I take it that you know Yamcha quite well, wow this place sure is big, and you live here alone?" Makoto asked
"No, there are a couple others that live here as well, I'm Tien and this little guy here is Chiotizu my best friend, he looks funny but he's not a bad guy" Tien said
"Aahhhaha, clown! I hate clowns" Makoto screamed as she buried he head in Yamcha's shoulder
"It's ok, I'm use to that type of reaction" Chiotizu said
"Sorry guys I didn't know, were on our way to the lookout Makoto is certain that a friend of her's is there so we're going to check things out, you want to tag along?" Yamcha said
"Well I would accept there is one tiny little thing..." Tien said
From out of the shadows emerged a woman wearing a nun's outfit, Yamcha was shocked it looks like Tien has found a new women, it had been some time since these two friends had seen each other
"Guys I'd like to introduce you to my fiancée, this is..." Tien started to say when Makoto butted in
"Felecia? Is that you?"
The women removed her hood to reveal her face and it lit up at the sight of Makoto
"Makoto? You're here, it's great to see you again, so how've you been?" Felecia said
"Good, I didn't expect to see you here, and you're getting married that's great news, looks like you got another one on your leash, you sly vixen" Makoto said
"So you two now each other I take it, how?" Yamcha said
"Felecia is a friend, from my world, but I thought that she was going to launch her singing career I never expected that she'd get married? And to such a strong looking man too, then again she's always had strong instincts" Makoto said winking at her friend
"That's right, Tien is all that I need, oh and Chiotizu is a funny little dude too, we are purrrfect for each other" Felecia said
"By the way are those ears on your head real Felecia?" Yamcha asked
"Why wouldn't they be, I'm part cat after all, meow!" Felecia said
"That's right I got some cat starch fever pretty bad, and it's great man, she's such a gentle lover, I love it when she licks my face" Tien said looking at his pretty bride to be
Felecia blushed and responded
"Yeah I'm deeply in love too, he makes me feel like a natural woman, and I just love the fact that he's different then other guys too, he has three eyes after all, it's like were a family of circus freaks and we have to stick together no matter what"
"Three eyes are better than two, and I can't take them off of you" Tien said looking lovingly into Felecia's eyes of baby blue
Felecia looked back into Tien's eyes and softly purred
Chiotizu just hovered there and rolled his eyes….
"I'm really glad to see you again Makoto, but I think that I need a bath, Yamcha nice to meet ya cutie" Felecia said
"Ya likewise, so it's strange Tien I haven't been able to sense Goku at all, it's like he just vanished, but I can still sense a really strong presence though, we'd better get to the lookout ASAP" Yamacha said
"Alright Chiotizu and I will tag along if something bad has happened to Goku then we'd better hurry, Felecia? Huh! Felecia sweetie" Tien said
Tien looked over to see that Felecia had sat down with her leg outstretched and was giving herself a tongue bath, and purring while she did it.
Felecia looked up at the gang and smiled...
"What is everyone staring at huh, haven't you ever seen a cat clean themselves before?" Felecia said
"Well at least she's hygienic "Makoto said
"Totally" Yamcha added
Of course Yamcha couldn't help but to check out Felecia's figure, Puar had that same weird look on her face
"Yamcha?" she said to herself
"Well let me get some different clothes on, I look like Mother Theresa in this thing, just be a minute" Felecia said
She skipped off towards the monastery and when she skipped past Tien she winked
"By the way Tien, Felecia is great and all, but I thought, well you know that you and Launch would end up together, what happened between you two anyway?" Yamcha asked
"That's a complicated subject, it's a long story, and I'll give ya the cliff notes… Basically she wasn't right me, the saddest part was I actually cared for her too, it's easy to mix up feelings of what you think is love as lust, etc., living as a monk has enlighten me and then there is…" Tien trailed off
Felecia came out of the monastery wearing a summer dress and a straw hat that hid her cat ears, but her paws wear still exposed so Tien bought her some mittens to cover them up she put them on as well, she walked up to her fiancée and put her arms around him, he smiled at her and then finished his thought
"Sometimes though Yamcha, you'll know when it feels right, Felecia is my forever and I plan to keep it that way, anyway I'm worried about Goku well shall we"
"Sure thing, ready to go Makoto, first class is right this way" Yamcha said lending Makoto a hand as she struggled to climb on his back, Felecia jumped on Tien's back as well and gently nibbled on his ear, then licked his check and smiled.
"Chiotizu, we're leaving" Tien said
"Right behind you Tien" Chiotizu said
"Here we go again" Puar interjected
The small group took to the sky and headed to the lookout, they were close by, and you can see Korin Tower in the distance
Back in the land of Korin, lying there in the bushes was Goku, luckily for our hero the bushes had been there to back his fall.
Walking by at that very moment was Chun Li, she was lost alright this place was just about the strangest place that she's ever seen.
"Arggh" Goku stirred
"Oh my goodness" Chun Li gasped as she ran over to Goku
"Are you alright? Here let me help you up" Chun Li said
As Goku slowly opened eyes and he caught a glimpse of Chun Li's figure in the blaring light from the sun and he blurted out
"Oh Chichi, my sweet what are you doing here?"
Chun Li wondered just who this Chichi was, by the sound of it she was this man's love, she had a love too…Ryu, she followed him here but where was he? Perhaps if she helped this man out he could lead her to him, she responded
"I'm deeply sorry but I believe your mistaken sir, I don't know who Chichi is, my name is Chun Li, here let me give ya hand"
"Thanks Chun Li, I'm Goku, and it's just that you look like my wife, the two of you must shop at same store, and I like the buns in your hair too, it's rather cute" Goku said accepting her hand
Chun Li smiled and said
"By the way Goku a bush is an odd place to take a nap, and you look like hell too"
"Well I must've fallen from the Lookout? It's a miracle that I didn't die, any normal man would have surely perished but then again I'm not so normal after all" Goku said
"Impressive Goku, So this Lookout you mentioned, did you so happen to meet a warrior in a white karate gi and a red bandana , goes by the name of Ryu?" Chun Li asked blushing a little
"Why yes I did met Ryu, we fought and he beat me bad, I never should've underestimated his abilities, you seem to really like him huh, your face is all red, hehehehehehe" Goku said
Chun Li walked over to the base of the tower and looked up, she couldn't see the top at all, it must be a large tower, larger than the empire state building in New York City, Goku stood next to her and said
"You know something Chun Li as many times as I've seen this thing it still amazes me at how large it is…"
"So this Lookout where my beloved Ryu is, is he at the top? How do you get up there, and how did he?" Chun Li asked
"Well I find that the easiest way is to just fly up there, but I'm guessing that you don't know how, am I right?" Goku said
"I don't see how anyone can physically fly, it defies the laws of physics, then again today has been full of strange things" Chun Li said
"Well, I'm sure that you'll want to see Ryu, I can take you there, there is one way, grab on to my shoulder and then off we go" Goku said
"Ok, sure I feel that I can trust you" Chun Li said placing her hand on Goku's shoulder and smiling he placed his two fingers on his forehead and an instant they were gone…
A matter of seconds later Goku and Chun Li materialized virtually out of nowhere, and before Goku knew it Chun Li was gone she ran right up to Ryu and started to hug and kiss him…
"Woah Chun Li, it's good to see you too, I'm perfectly alright" Ryu said
"I know ,it's just that I love you with every ounce of my being, we are destined to be together" Chun Li said locking eyes with Ryu
"Its fate my dear" Ryu said staring back into Chun Li's eyes
At that moment Ken and Vegeta had finished there fight and joined the others…
"Chun Li? When did you get here?" Ken said looking at Chun Li
"A few minutes ago thanks to Goku's help that is, I can't stand to be apart from my Ryu for long" Chun Li responded
"So Ryu? Are you going to finally settle down and stay I one place? Maybe get Chun Li pregnant and start a family?" Ken said
"Well… I don't see a problem with that, I've always been a nomad, and until I met this lovely girl here, I never thought that I could, but right now there is still one thing that I have to do?" Ryu said
Ryu walked over to were Goku was sitting, it appeared that Dende was using some kind of magic to heal him, with Chun Li still attached to his arm Ryu stopped in front of Goku and said
"Goku, you are without a doubt the best opponent that I have ever faced, sorry that I knocked you off the Lookout I didn't want to kill you, this isn't Mortal Kombat after all, like you I never kill my opponents, there is nothing to gain from that kind of fighting, I like to gage my opponent's strength it helps me to better understand myself, I know that you are the same way that is why I want a rematch with you, but first there is a favor I have to ask" Ryu said
"Go ahead Ryu, anything you need, if it's with in my power than I shall try to help in any way possible" Goku said
"Great, see Chun Li is an Interpol agent and for a while now she has been tracking Bison, he is the evil overlord of a criminal organization called Shadaloo, Bison is ruthless he doesn't care about anything but power, he's slaughtered many innocents including Chun Li's father, Chun Li feels it in her heart that he is here somewhere, and if that is the case then no one is safe, not as long as he can be allowed to do his worse. My favor is that if you and your friends are willing to help us to stop Bison once and for all, then we will repay that favor tenfold" Ryu said
"Whoa this Bison guy reminds me a lot of Frieza, oh god I certainly hope that those two haven't met yet then we'd have a lot more to worry about, so yeah I'll get my friends to help, if you wait here in a little while most of them will be here, I can sense that several of them are already on their way here including my son Gohan, Vegeta is already here and he is just as strong as me, I'm sure that your friend Ken has figured that out already" Goku said
"Haahaha, yeah, Vegeta you are truly the prince of all Sayians just as you claimed" Ken said
"I told you so" Vegeta said
"By the way Goku, I thought that you should be on guard incase more of Bison's lackey's show up, there is Balrog a former heavy weight boxer with a bad altitude that makes Mike Tyson look like a schoolgirl, Vega a man obsessed with his own vanity, Sagat the Muay Thai champion and a former rival of Ryu's, these men all serve under Bison, and are really strong, so count yourself lucky if you can avoid them, there is one who know a lot more about Shadaloo then myself and that would be my good friend Cammy White, she use to be under Bison's mind control but got free and has proven to be quite the asset, odd that we haven't ran into her yet" Chun Li said
"Huh it's an interesting story for sure, and of course my new friends I'd be happy to lend a hand" Goku said with a big smile on his face
"Goku? Is it possible that this Bison guy is the one that we have been sensing all along? Maybe Piccolo has more of an insight as he and Kami are one again, and there is no one who is more knowledgeable then Kami, except for King Kai that is" Dende said
"Right, but before we go anywhere…mind if we get a bit to eat first, man my stomach is growling" Goku said
A brief pause and then everyone fell over then when they all stood up a certain Prince had to interject…
"Somethings never change do they Kakarot" Vegeta said
"Well you know me Vegeta" Goku responded
"All too well, I'm afraid, huh wait a second Kakarot. Your tail has grown back, why?" Vegeta said
Goku looked down and sure enough his tail had grown back
"Well what do you know, your right Vegeta, we can figure all that out later , Gohan is here with Videl and Piccolo and some schoolgirls. Friends of yours Ryu?" Goku said
"Kind of, I mean I know them and all but to call them friends.. They are more like acquaintances then anything" Ryu said
"Oh boy better watch out Ryu, Sakura is heading this way and Chun Li is getting steamed" Ken added in
"Yeah this again" Ryu said
"I have to protect my interest Ryu, and that is you, her little schoolgirl crush on you bothers me alright,
It's not that I'm insecure but I love you and I want her to know that, that is all" Chun Li said
Everyone shared in a laugh…
In San Diego California a certain convention was taking place, this was the annual Oteku's convention where people cosplayed as their favorite Anime and Manga characters, and this year in particular it appeared that Sailor Moon was quite popular.
Rainbow Mika wondered around the convention center, she was like a kid in a candy shop, this place was awesome! Never in her whole life was Mika more excited she wanted to meet the author of the book entitled: I beat Cell, I'm number One. She had picked up that book on a whim, interested in learning if this guy Hercule Satan was all that he said that he was. Somehow he seemed like a fake, as he described the fight with Cell and the fact that several others were there and claimed them to be tricksters using magic and what not. And Mika knew all about posers given that the profession that she chosen was a gimmick that professional wrestlers were all fakes. There was only two that she admired they are Bass Armstrong, aka Mr. Strong and her idol Zanigief the Russian wrestler and quite the man too. Zanigief was truly the reason that Mika wanted to be a wrestler in the first place
"Wow this is a long line alright, better hurry or he'll escape before I can get this stupid book signed" Mika muttered to herself
Mika got into the line and in front of her were several different versions of Sailor Moon, and one a 300 pound man in a Sailor suit with a blonde wig in pigtails
"Whoa that's not Sailor Moon, not even close, hell I look more like her than anybody" Mika said to herself
Behind her yet another Sailor Moon, but this one was dead on, even the way she stood, could it be possible that she was real? No way this was just a convention and that is just a fan, yet Mika had to ask
"Excuse me, but I couldn't help but admire the outfit, you've really outdone yourself, if I didn't know any better I'd say that you were Sailor Moon"
"Thanks, well. Don't tell anyone but I am" The girl behind Mika said
"No that's impossible, why would the real Sailor Moon be at a Convention in San Diego? Instead of saving the world?" Mika questioned
"Same reason you're here Mika, for publicity, hell I can't let Goku get all the credit now, Serena needs the spotlight every now and again" Serena said
"You know Goku?" Mika asked as they slowly moved forward in line
"In a manner of speaking, I've never actually met him but I want too, he's so damn dreamy" Serena said
"I see, so how is it that you know about me? We just met for the first time" Mika asked
"I know that you're a street fighter, looking to make it big as pro wrestler so that you can impress your idol Zanigief, it's written all over your face Mika, also with that outfit you got on is rather revealing too and eye catching" Serena said
Serena glanced at the outfit that Mika had on, Mika was wearing a light blue leotard with a skirt and two white hearts that covered her nipples, and a light blue mask on her pretty face.
"Yes that is right, wow so you are real then, by the way you don't buy the hype that this joke Satan is spewing do you? It had to be Goku who beat Cell, I know it sounds crazy but that is what I feel" Mika said
"Yup, Satan is joke alright, I know it in my heart that the real hero on that day was Goku, Goku is always that why " Serena said
"Agreed, by the way so where are the other scouts? Don't you all stick together?" Mika asked
"I'm flying solo today, Rei is watching her grandfather's shrine, Ami is in college, Lita wanted to try her hand as a professional figure skater but was accused of using excess force to win and was forced to leave but that isn't true I knew Lita well something that was a lie about using a lead pipe to cripple her competition , Mina is modeling in Paris France, and then there is.." Serena was saying when a little girl tugged on her skirt
"Hey Mommy, why haven't we moved forward yet, this is boring" the little girl said
"Mika, meet the apple of my eye, this is my daughter Rini or you can call her Mini Moon or Chibi Moon" Serena said picking up the little girl in her arms
"Ah she is so cute Serena, she looks just like you, except for the pink hair that is" Mika said
"So Rini-chan how old are you sweetie" Mika asked
Rini didn't response just buried her head in her mother's chest
"Rini, we've been over this, when someone asks you a question you better response, please answer Ms Mika's question" Serena said
"Ok, I'm eight and half years old" Rini said shyly
"Ah, you're so cute, by the way Serena after we get our books signed want to get something to eat? My treat" Mika said
"Why not, you seem like a good person and I'm always looking to make new friends, besides with those pigtails you and I could pass as sisters" Serena said laughing
"Yup and Harley Quinn too" Mika said
"Who is that?" Serena asked
"You don't know the comic book character Harley Quinn from Batman, well then it looks like I'll have to introduce you two, see I have a comic book from Batman right here, see she too has blonde pigtails" Mika said showing Serena the comic book
"I'll be damned, Mika huh you are right we would all be friends if it were possible, blondes with Pigtails have to stick together after all" Serena interjected
"Your too much Serena, hey looks like we'll be up soon, oh boy this won't be pleasant, I think I know that guy that is up next" Mika said
"Who that goof in the pink karate gi, and the ponytail, whoa who do you think made his outfit the pink panther" Serena said
"Why on earth would a hack like Dan Hibiki be at a Convention, I guess that I'll have to ask him after we are up" Mika said
"Right my friend, I got your back" Serena said
"Yeah Ms. Mika and me too" Rini chimed in
"Hey thanks you two, if this gets ugly then let's bail got it" Mika said
"Hey Mr. Satan, you claim that you beat Cell, right why don't you prove it, or perhaps you're a fake, I hate fakes, it's bad for publicity" Dan said slamming his hands down on the table in front of Hercule
"Listen I don't think you fully understand just who you are talking to pal, I'm the world's martial arts champion Hercule Satan, now why do you think you can barge in here and start throwing around wild actuations like that" Hercule said
"I still think that your nothing but a liar and cheat, if you're so great then prove it, right here and now, I challenge you" Dan said
"I don't fight just anyone who challenges me, I'm a busy man after all, now want me to sign your book, we have to keep this thing rolling" Hercule said
"No this is what I think of this piece of trash" Dan said as he ripped out serval pages and then proceeded to place them in his pants and whipped them against his butt then he reproduced the pages all crinkled and smeared with poop then he threw it down in front of Hercule
"That is rather uncalled for, I'm going to have to ask you to leave right now, guards escort this man outside this is a fundraiser advent for my daughter's school" Hercule said
"What woman would willingly sleep with you?" Dan said
"I'm very rich and well off, and that isn't your concern no please leave, before I get angry" Hercule said
Mika couldn't take it anymore she cut in line to confront Dan, to stop him from making an ass out of himself, a fact that is in vain as he is rather good at that
"Dan? Why do you have to pester this man, this a convention after all, besides regardless if he really beat that monster or not is unimportant, he's famous" Mika said her hands on her curvy hips and a stern look in her eye
"Mika? Why the hell are you here sweet cheeks? Besides I asked him a question and he never responded so I'm not leaving until the truth is revealed" Dan said
"You're a jerk Dan, you know that and speaking of fakes, you're the biggest one you may have convinced poor Sakura into believing that you are as strong as Ryu but the truth is your very weak a house plant could beat you" Mika said
"I..Ah" Dan was at a loss for words he just eyed Mika up and down
"Thank you kind wrestler lady, you can get a free copy of the book with my signature if you'd like" Hercule butted in
"Why not that is why I am here after all, please sign one for my friend and her daughter as well, I'll escort this fraud out as I know him well, Serena, Rini come here please" Mika said
"Coming thru so sorry" Serena said as pushed her way thru the crowd Rini holding her hand tightly
As Serena and Rini made it up to the signing table Hercule's jaw dropped, Serena was absolutatilly breathtaking
"Ah so another one of those Sailor Moon fans, well ok here you are sweetie, and one for your little girl as well" Hercule said handing Serena the book
"Thanks, but I think you should give Goku some honorable mention at least, I can't tolerate injustice, it's not my way" Serena said
"Goku? Now I know that I've heard that name at least once before, now where was it? No you're not talking about that dude with the spiky golden hair are you? No way he's a magician not a fighter, he relays on tricks to win his matches" Hercule said
"The one and the same, you can tell him that yourself when you see him next time" Serena said
No one said anything, then the room started to shake and a giant portal opened up and before they knew it Serena, Rini, Mika and Hercule where all sucked into the portal Dan would have been sucked into the portal as well but he coward under the table…
"Where do you think this thing will take us Mika?" Serena asked her new friend
"No Clue, but I certainly hope it's not an endless loop or anything, that'd be the last thing that we need" Mika said
"Why do I get myself into these type of messes" Hercule said
"I'm scared mommy" Rini said holding on tight to her mother
"It will be alright, I will never let anything bad happen to my only daughter, never ever, remember I beat Queen Beryl and she was a lot scary then a mysterious portal, I'll never forgiven her for all the evil that witch has done, but I will never take a life, Scouts honor" Serena said
"You're the coolest mommy" Rini said
Wait this Serena chick is taking this cosplaying thing to a whole new level, I've seen at least a half dozen girls pretending to be Sailor Moon but this one is different, is it possible that she could be the real deal, no way Sailor Moon is made up, there is no way that she could exist, it's almost like those golden hair guys all over again, I need a vacation. Hercule thought to himself as the gang continued to fall through the Portal
Master Roshi was exhausted he must have been feeling the effects of Poison's deadly kiss, but he was almost there, he had to keep going if it was the first thing that he did…what the? Could that be the lockness monster, no that turned out to be a Halloween mask stapled to a log a practical joke played by some punk college kids, no it had to just be Poison rubbing against his back side, she most have an erection, still he found it hard that a woman this beautiful wasn't truly a woman at all, but it didn't matter she was gorgeous alright and if he lived through this ordeal he'd take her on a date
Poison had fallen asleep and was breathing evenly on the back of Roshi's neck, she was unaware if they had made any progress at all, and it seemed to be taking forever. Poison began to talk in her sleep
"No Roxy, you can't go in there, ROXY!"
That woke her up, she was remembering the demise of her twin sister Roxy, a raid some years back on one of Shadaloo's hideout there was a girl in a blue mask and a blue leotard, she had an evil about her, Poison never did find out who that girl was really but she did kind of resemble that girl Cammy that Poison knows. Poor Roxy fought the girl and ended up getting her neck snapped right in front of Poison.
Poison vowed to herself that if she ever met that masked girl that killed her sister that she's get revenge. As far as Poison was concerned no one and she meant no one does harm to anyone that Poison cares about, Shadaloo had to be whipped out once and for all and she knew that Ryu is just the man she needed to get the job done, and with Goku's help too Bison would be brought down hard Roxy and everyone that evil organization has harmed will be put to rest once and for all, and when Poison put her mind to something it got done.
"Oh good your awake, we are close to Korin's place now I can see the top, see it there" Roshi said over his shoulder
"Thank goodness, I'm starting to get a cramp and need a stretch anyway" Poison said smiling back at Roshi
"Hey it's not a problem, besides it sounds like you were having a bad dream or remembering something bad that happened, so who is Roxy, anyway?" Roshi said
"Was…Roxy was my twin sister, she died a few years ago, I'd rather not talk about it if you don't mind, it'd just make me sad" Poison said
"Very well, I'm sorry for your loss dear it's never easy dealing with the loss of someone you love" Roshi said
"Thanks Roshi" Poison responded
Roshi continued to climb and climb, and now Poison could see the top it looked like a shire or something and Korin sounded like a very powerful person, she was getting excited again her hard on continue to poke Roshi
"Oops, sorry it sometimes has a mind of its own, well you know what it's like as you're a man" Poison said
"Yeah I do" Roshi said
The twosome continued to climb and climb until they reached the top, Roshi was exhausted he nearly collapsed, Poison helped the old geezer to sit down when all of a sudden a voice spoke it seemed to be everywhere at once
"You know Roshi, you look horrible looks like old age has finally caught up to you, why are you here and who is your friend she is HOT" the voice said
"Oh Korin, I thought I smelled fish" Roshi said
"That's not very nice Roshi, you still never answered my question" Korin said
"You're Korin? But you're a cat?" Poison said
"Yeah he is, he is also a wise man beyond belief, he may look like just a house cat but he is very knowledgeable" Roshi said
"Really? If you say so" Poison said as she strutted over bend down and placed her hand under his chin and scratched it and said
"Who's a handsome kitty? Huh, such a good kitty"
Korin purred uncontrollable and he said
"Cut that out"
In West City there is a shopping complex, and Cammy White was amazed at sight so many people, it was like a sea of humans, if her sister Decapre was indeed here then she'd be easy enough to spot it's kind of hard to hide that mask she wears, beside Cammy knew it in her heart their bond was strong.
Cammy jumped suddenly at the sight in window in front of her, Cammy thought that she saw her sister looking back at her and she had a smirk on her face, but it was just her own reflection, it had to be the sun playing tricks on her, but Cammy wouldn't stop looking until she found her sister.
Krillin had been dragged along on 18's shopping spree, man that woman knew how to shop, the stack of clothing boxes was sky high, he could barely see where he was walking, 18 had taken Marron into the store to try on a new outfit. Krillin waited outside for his family as he was setting down the stack of clothes he bumped right into Cammy.
Cammy was surprised alright she spoke abruptly
"Hey do you mind?"
Krillin was embarrassed but really this girl should be the one who should be embarrassed as that was quite the reveling outfit and her butt was almost completely exposed…and man did she ever have the nicest ass that he's ever seen
"Why don't you take a picture it will last longer?" Cammy said
"I..Ah,well I'm sorry miss" Krillin responded
A few minutes later 18 came out of the store holding hands with Marron and then as soon as 18 saw Cammy the look in her eyes turned to a look of hatred.
"Krillin I'm in the damn store not ten minutes and already you're flirting with a two dollar hooker?" 18 said
"EXCUSE ME, princess but I'm not a whore, that was uncalled for" Cammy said angrily
"Hey it's not what you think, I hardly even know her actually we just met, besides I love only you baby" Krillin said
"That's the right answer" 18 said glaring at Cammy
Android 18 didn't trust Cammy especially if she dressed like that, Krillin had a hard enough dealing with beautiful woman as it was, it wasn't fair when one as pretty as Cammy was dressed so scandless and showing off her assets
"What is wrong Mommy you seem to be distressed is that because of that woman, she dresses funny but I love what she's done with her hair can you braid mine like hers, I like her hat as well it's neat" Marron said looking at Cammy
Decapre watched her little sister from the shadows bidding her time, there were far too many people around and Decapre didn't want to cause a scene…not yet she reported to her master Bison from the intercom that she had installed in the earpiece on her mask
"Lord Bison this is Deadly Wasp, I've successfully located the primary target, Killer Bee has been spotted moving into intercept"
"Excellent work as always my pet, bring her in I'm currently on a recruiting mission and I'd like for her to rejoin us, when I get back let us celebrate, oh I musten say this but please try not to kill her, I want her brought in alive, I have Special plans for miss White, understand, I'll be expecting results better not disappoint me now" Bison responded
"I wouldn't dare, I always complete my missions.." Decapre said but Bison was already gone
"Soon Bee, we will see each other very soon, and it will be a reunion to die for trust your big sister" Decapre said to herself
In a faraway place centered in an Oasis in the east desert lives a strange old woman… some call her a fortune teller
Rose thought that she was the only fortune teller in existence.. However she had heard stories about one other..
"This is such an odd place, the decor is creepy and rather off putting" Rose said
"Fortune teller Baba will see you now, follow me please" A ghost said
Rose was startled alright she wasn't expecting a ghost, and wearing a Chinese hat none the less…
Rose said " I must be hallucinating I'm seeing a pink ghost"
"Hehehehehehehehehehe, right this way" Ghost responded
Rose followed the ghost into the next section of the palace, and behind a curtain there was a shriveled up old witch looking at her crystal ball she said
"Don't be frightened my child, a Rose is so much prettier when she blooms, don't you agree Rose?"
"Why yes my name is Rose, so you are fortune teller Baba I take it, the best practioner of physco telekinesis and telepathy in the world" Rose said
"Why yes my child all that you know is true, I am Baba and I can see that you are confused there is a great evil that threatens our very existence, your world and our world are merging into one, throwing the delicate balance off, you think that is all the doing of Bison, but there is an another one far worse that is still in hiding" Baba said still looking into her crystal ball
"I have had visions of a dark being rising up from the depths of hell and using his great powers he plunges the world into complete darkness, A..KU..MA , what does that stand for I wonder" Rose said looking at her Torat cards
'Gasp this is a very bad sign, DEATH!, I've never gotten that reading before" Rose said dropping the Tarot cards on the table in front of Baba
"Huh the death reading is usually a sign of things to come, but is it your death or the death of someone you know" Baba said
Rose had to think about this and she was starting to get worried she has had many ominous readings in the past and never once has she gotten the Death card… Rose felt ill like she was about to throw up, and Baba also looked concerned, Rose started to fidget with her hair and then she dropped her signature yellow scarf
Back at the lookout more people gathered including Tien and his friends, Ibuki was quite impressed she couldn't believe the sight that she was beholding, this place was a sanctuary so tranquil yet peaceful, Ibuki could live in a place like this, she caught a glimpse of Dende and cracked a smile, he was cool looking too, he resembled a miniature Piccolo. She just had to meet him as she had fallen for Piccolo rather quickly he doesn't say a lot but she admired the strong silent type, but he really needed to get with the times as the sheik look was sooooo 80's.
Ibuki strolled over to Dende causally and sat down next him, he was doing something with his hands and Goku's wounds seemed to disappear like magic.
"Whatca up to cute stuff" Ibuki said a big smile on her face
"Just healing Goku" Dende responded
"You're such a nice person to do that for Gohan's father, by the way what is your sign, I'm a Virgo" Ibuki said keeping the conversation going
"I don't really believe in any of that stuff, I guess that if I had to take a guess I'd say I'm a Pieces" Dende said
"Because you're green?" Ibuki said
"I'm always green I'm from a distant planet called Namek, we are an ancient race, Piccolo is Namekian too" Dende said
Goku didn't response just sat there and listened to the kids talk, he smiled and looked around he saw Vegeta standing by the entrance to the inner sanctum arms folded across his chest in the statue form like usual, Ken,Ryu and Chun Li were standing together Chun Li still clinging to Ryu, they were talking with Sakura, Yamcha and an unfamiliar girl walked over to where Ryu and the others were, Piccolo was with Gohan and Videl talking with Tien and Chiotzu and yet one other girl that Goku didn't recognize, she had on a cute dress with a straw hat long blue hair down to her shoulders, she had on doc martins and mittens? That seemed sort of strange but who was Goku to talk about strange, she also had a tail, she tried to hide it but it kept peeking out from the backside of her dress, Goku knew better than to judge a book by its cover.
Then all of a sudden a portal opened up and more people joined the gathering, three girls and Videl's father Hercule Satan. Hercule landed on his head hitting the ground rather hard, two blonde bombshells with pigtails and a cute little girl in pink curly pigtails. The one blonde in light blue landed on her butt, and the other right on Goku, knocking them both down, the little girl had landed next to the one that landed on Goku. Her crotch right in his face, he caught a whiff of her scent she smelled wonderful like a midsummers night eve or a tropical fruit mangos perhaps.. his stomach ached he was so hungry.
She stirred and abruptly jumped with an apologetic look on her cute face. She got up off of Goku and helped him up, he thanked her and then while he was looking at this strange girl he wondered just who she was, something about this girl reminded him of a fictional character a super hero that called herself Sailor Moon, the pretty solider of justice but he had never actually met her in person, then again this whole thing was pretty screwed up to begin with.
"I'm sorry, forgot to put on the breaks there, thanks for breaking my fall, wait are you. Is your name Goku? Yeah I can't believe it you have to be Goku, I'm sorry where are my manners I'm Serena but you can call me Sailor Moon" Serena said
"Nice to finally meet you Serena, I am Goku, huh it funny I've never heard of it raining beautiful woman before" Goku said
"Stop, your flattering me it's kind of embarrassing, I just can't believe it here we actually are face to face, I've been wanting to meet you for the longest time, your such an amazing guy, I'm not even close to you in the hero department" Serena said
"That's not true I know that you're a real hero too, you have to have faith in yourself, if you believe in yourself then others will believe in you as well, I'm sure that we were destined to meet Serena, but to what extent I cannot say" Goku said looking in Serena's eyes of baby blue
Serena starred back at Goku with her big doh eyes and responded
"Everything happens for a reason, Goku"
End of Chapter 2, Chapter 3 is on its way….