Okay so the next day Harley came in and said, "It's time to go to Dorks." But I honestly didn't want to go to school that day, especially a school that has a name Dork. I mean would you? No. So back to the…well…whatever I was talking about.

So as soon as Harley told me that I had to go to Dorks I immediately went to the first excuse that anybody uses to get out of school, "Um…Harley…I think I'm sick."

"I honestly doubt that honey."

"Dad! Don't be such a condescending ass hole of a father!" I yelled to him.

"YOU KNOW WHAT YOU SLUTTY, FUGGLY, BITCH! NOW GET READY AND GO TO SCHOOL IN THE TRUCK THAT I SPENT MONEY ON YOU UNGREATFUL FUCKER!" Harley said as he blew a gasget.

"What the hell dad!" I asked a little frightened.

"Sorry honey, I'm just really sad since this morning." Harley explained.

"What happened this morning Harley?" I asked.

"I got a wedding invitation to Jim's wedding." Harley told me.

"Oh, dad. I'm sorry!" I told Harley.

"What?" Harley asked confused.

"What? I apologized."

"Well, ya, I got that. It's just that, when you apologized." Harley began, "You apologized completely sincerely."

"So!"

"It was out of character. Your supposed to be a bitch." Harley explained. Well to skip all the stupid stuff that your gonna wind up hearing I'm just gonna cut to the chase and fast forward time to when Harley finally gets me to school.

So it's the first day of school and I meet two girls, Dora the Explorer and Lady Gaga. They were really nice and well I actually murdered Dora after 2 minutes, so I meet another girl named Justice. She got really, really bitchy every other 2 days. And Lady Gaga would have sex every day, it was annoying with the fact that I couldn't go to the bathroom without hearing moans and groans from her and whoever her bitch, or man whore was that day. And I also meet three guys, Aaron, John, and Edvard.I immediately fell in love with him. So I started asking him to go out with me, he said no the first couple dozen times, but after I kept asking, and bit a hole in his ear, he finally said okay.

I invited him to over after a couple days and he came over, but when he meet my dad i started noticing that he would keep disappearing. I eventually went looking for him and the next thing I know he is asleep, nude in bed, with my dad and his ex Jim! Thankfully, no one saw me. So I bolted out of the room silently then ran to meet my best friend, Alice, who happens to be Edvards sister.