Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or any anime/manga for that matter because if I did Sasuke would be mine! Oh and just in case, I also don't on the Wii console, it belongs to the multi-billion company Nintendo…
Omake: Wii Hate Hikari
Upstairs: Hikari's Room
"Hehe. Yeah you fell right for it idiot big brother!" I smirk to myself, feeling prideful today.
"Meh…doesn't bother me; I still have three liv-"
"Two lives." I notice Hikari grin at Junko as she kills off his character.
"Curse you Hikari!" growls Junko, furious. "Now I only have one extra life left!"
"You snooze you lose otouto."
"Man you suck Junko. I told you being the only girl character would-"
"Quiet Uchiha. Zero Suit Samus kicks ass…plus she's hot."
"Not with you controlling her." mutters Sasuke.
Hikari, Junko, Sasuke, and I are playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, only one of the most epic fighting games there is! I'm Snake, Hikari's Meta Night, Sasuke's Marth, and Junko's Zero Suit Samus. We're all locked in a deadly struggle; each of u has only 4 lives left…except Junko that is.
Come on stupid Sasuke… there, an opening! I toss the baseball bat at Marth causing him to fly back and hit the bomb I had implanted earlier, making him blow off the screen.
"Damnit Natsumi!" he howls in a rage. Tough toenails, Sasuke.
"What are you planning Natsumi?" asks Hikari suspiciously.
"Heh, I'm trying to kill off Sasuke and Junko; I want you to myself Hikari."
"Are you saying that we're not a challenge, Natsumi?" asks Junko in an annoyed tone.
"Yeah, that and remember the ones who lose have to do whatever the winner wants no matter how humiliating." Both Sasuke and Junko curse loudly upon remembering our traditional, customary deal.
"Well who am I to deny a challenge." Hikari says controlling her character to attack Junko's. "Take care of Sasuke."
"With pleasure."
"You both suck." growls Sasuke, mashing the buttons in his irritation.
"Prepare yourself Sasuke." I warn, going after him.
"Bring it."
"Oh, please nee-chan," Junko says deflecting Hikari's attack, but it breaks through his barrier. "Huh, but…how?!" He turns to Hikari.
"I knew you would do such a foolish attack."
Sasuke's eyebrow twitches at 'foolish' for some reason…
"Now that Junko's finished, allow me to do the honors of finishing you off Sasuke." I throw a poke 'ball at Marth and a Raiku erupts and shocks him sending him face first into the screen. "Now the real fun begins!"
"Great now I've lost too." groans Sasuke, slapping his hand across his forehead.
I glance discreetly at my big sister; I wonder if she remembers where I put that bomb at? My character jumps over it. "Show me what you got Hikari!"
Suddenly the stage flips due to Daliga's ability and Natsumi's character; Snake flies back into his own bomb while Hikari's character Meta Knight remains safe at the top. "GAME!" announces the TV. The game goes to the winner Meta Knight, who does his victory pose. My jaw drops in disbelief. Sasuke and Junko both laugh at my unexpected misfortune.
"God damnit, I hate this stage! Hikari, why did you pick this place?" I jerk my head to glare at her.
"Heh. I won and I didn't have to do a damn thing." she says while smirking trying to act cool.
Emphasizes on trying.
"Next time be smarter and don't try to take me on by yourself. You're not ready, Natsumi."
She gives me that belittling smirk once again; man her bragging was starting to really piss me off! It's official; I hate it when she wins.
"I would've won if that damn stage hadn't flipped!"
"Really? Last time I looked I had 2 lives left."
"That's what happens when you kill off someone who could have been of help." Junko says trying to dismiss the fact he got in fourth.
"Yeah," agrees Sasuke.
"Well, least I didn't lose and get in last place, Junko! And I killed the most!"
"Ohhh!" He sinks his head down in shame. Hah the loser!
"Are you all forgetting something…you all have to do whatever I dare you to do." reminds Hikari in that evil, superior tone only she can pull off.
Sasuke, Junko, and I exchange looks of fear.
"More hot cocoa and sweets, Hikari-sama?" I ask through gritted teeth as I present a silver platter with a cupful of the stuff and chocolate chip cookies, shivering in a skimpy French maid outfit.
The classic servant routine dare. Oh, Hikari, how I despise you so.
"Well of course my dear imouto," she replies laughing, taking them and leaning back into a cushiony chair she'd brought outside.
"Why must I do this in public?!" I whined, blushing at the looks given to me by people walking down the street, especially the male ones passing by our house. Perverted; every single one of them! "Not to mention the fact that it's freezing cold in this stupid outfit!!!"
"Too bad. Besides I wanted to see Sasuke and Junko do the dare in person." Hikari smirks. "Oh look. It's about to begin." she says.
Said boys suddenly walk out the house in nothing but their boxers; Junko's were hot pink with black hearts while Sasuke's were yellow, with white bunnies. Oddly...Junko has on a long blond wig.
"Oh…wow…" I pinch my nose to prevent an oncoming nosebleed. Damn Sasuke's ripped! Even nii-chan!
"I hate you." said both in a cold, Hell freezing tone, glaring at a smug Hikari.
"Love you too. Now carry out the last part of the dare; Sasuke you start off and then you go Junko."
Sasuke and Junko look at each and sigh; the Uchiha begins to run down the snow covered path.
"I wanna make it right, that is the way, to turn my life around, today is the day! Am I the type of guy who means what I say? Bet on it, bet on it! Bet on it, bet on it!" he sings (pretty good too), doing those crazy ballet moves and throwing his arms out like he's trying to fly in imitation of Zac Efron.
Wow...that's just...wow...I'm pretty much at a loss for words...
"Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it! Again and again 'til I get it right! Nobody's perfect! You live and you learn it! And if I mess it up sometimes, Nobody's perfect!-damnit why do I always get the girl paaaarrrtttt?!!!! It's like I'm cursed to be feminine!!!!" he complained shrilly as he ran/danced/flipped his Hannah Montana wig behind a still balloting Sasuke.
Just when Junko couldn't get any more feminine than what he already was.
"Holy shit! I'm glad I brought my darling video recorder! Total blackmail material!" cackles Hikari, taping the whole incident.
Naruto randomly pops up next to Hikari, also laughing his ass off. "I just saw them! Hikari, you gotta send me a copy of the video! That teme and Junko look like gay pansies, dattebayo!"
"Will do Naruto, will do."
"That is pure evil Hikari! I'm sooo glad I'm just a servant now! Do they own those boxers?" I ask through my laughter.
"Scarily, Sasuke already had his!" she cracked up, whole body shaking with mirth, still recording.
"Seriously?!" exclaimed Naruto in disbelief. "How gay can you get--" He gets cut off by a high pitched screams of joy.
"ZOMG SASUKE AND JUNKO ARE IN THEIR BOXERS SINGING DISENY SONGS! GET'EM!!!!"
Hikari, Naruto, and I turn to the clamor just in time to see the mostly naked pair being chased by dozens and dozens of fan girls.
"DAMN YOU HIKARIIII!!!!" they scream hatefully as they run for their lives past us.
A/N: I can totally picture Sasuke doing that! ROTFL! Oh and I also don't own the songs Bet on it and Nobody's Perfect; they belong to their singers and Disney.