Sorry but this one has to be short! Sorry!
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"What the hell!" Sasori yelled
"Its awful!" Deidara cried.
"Oh my god turn it off!" Pein shouted.
Konan turned it off and Pein passed out. "I told you it was bad". Konan said to the other members who were still in shock.
"I think I have gone mad"! Hidan trembled.
"You were always mad and crazy". Deidara corrected Hidan.
"I am not." Hidan scowled.
"Just both of you shut up!" Konan said also freaked out even though she had already seen it.
"Well, lets not mention this to any outsiders". Pein said snapping out of his shock.
"Well of course we will Leader". Kakuzu smirked.
"You better not." Pein growled.
"Lets sue whoever made this and then keep all the money." Kakuzu said with a smile.
"Good plan" Pein smiled. "It will help pay for the bills on destroying Disney Land"
"It wasn't my fault I…"Hidan stated to say, "Holy crap, I have to pray!"
Hidan ran in his room and kept saying crap until he got to his room.
"Okay lets get a layer and some handcuffs." Pein ordered as they walked out of the base.
When they found an expensive lawyer then they went to the store and no one had handcuffs.
"Oh well, lets just sue the person already and then run out so…"
"OMG! Its the akatsuki!!" yelled some girls behind them.
"Fan girls!"Itachi said as they ran and fired their lawyer.
The tired Akatsuki hid behid a building and rested a bit. Little did they know the fan girls might come back!
"Why do I have fan girls." cried Hidan. "I kill and I like blood".
"I don't know-but-I have a feeling they will be back." Itachi said out of breath.
"Itachi, you have too many fan girls." Kisame pointed out.
"I know". Itachi said.
"Why did I have to run,I don't have fan girls." Said Zetsu.
"Well, everyone had to run any way." Pein said making a hand sign.
"What are you doing?" Deidara asked the leader.
"You know how I made people look like Itachi and Kisame?" Pein started, "Well this is what I'm doing."
And sure enough it worked. They ran back to the base safely and all fell on the ground panting like dogs.
"Phew, we got away safely" Deidara said.
"Yeah." Sasori said.
"Okay, new rule, no going into villages unless it's a mission". Pein said putting up the new rule.
They all nodded agreeing. It was scary anyway.
Didn't feel like editing it that much because I've gotten sick.
I caught a cold and so I'm sick so hope you enjoyed!
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