A/N - So I'm sat here, writing this fan fiction and realising that, actually, Starburst aren't tasting as great as they used too. For those who don't know, Starburst are your average fruity chewy sweet/candy which I used to adore as a kid. But now I'm older, I've grown more accustomed to the taste of old style sweets such as bon bons and hum bugs and-
Ahem! Enough rambling, it appears there is a chapter to publish! So! Welcome to chapter 2 my dearests!
Disclaimer - I do not own any form of Naruto or the pairing Kakashi x Iruka (however, the person who did invent it is a bloody genius!)
This is A/N
This is rather exaggerated words and dreams/thoughts etc
This is normal story.
Be warned, I'm English, we like to swear and drink tea (there will be a lot of references to coffee in this fan fiction) -_-
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Raindrops on the window pane -
Have you ever walked into your own classroom, a room you know so well, and felt nervous? Well, if you aren't a teacher or a student with a permanent room, then you wouldn't. But I suppose it was just like your first day at school. Except you knew everyone, and everyone knew you. Okay, it was nothing like your first day! I was just... Nervous, ok?
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He sat with a folder in his lap and a pen poised in his hand, ready to assess my entrance. But as I walked in and dotted a learning objective onto the board, he wrote nothing. The man just watched me with keen eyes - one, I had suddenly noticed, was red. Did he have some kind of disease?
"Hey kids", I chirped nervously, clapping my hands together, silently warning them that if they made me look bad, I could lose my job.
Unfortunately, that seemed to be on some of the kids agenda. "Going to beat us with that cane today sir?"
"What cane, Kiba?" I asked politely, looking innocently about the room.
"The one in the back cupboard where you keep all your other bondage equipment!"
The class erupted into laughter as my face steamed red.
"I-I don't know what your on about Kiba".
Kiba didn't answer, having done his job. Instead, he sat back in his chair and smirked directly at me, dog-like eyes piercing through my weak skin.
"I'd just like to point out that I'm not here to inspect Mr. Umino's teaching ability".
As he spoke, the girls fell quiet, cupping their hands to their faces and swooning at the sound of his voice.
"I'm here to see what the kids are like..." He paused for dramatic effect. "Let's see... My first impression of this school... Your a bunch of idiots".
It not only struck the children, but me as well. Idiots? We were a bunch of idiots?
"I'd like to see you say that to the deputy head's face". I crossed my arms, pleased.
"I'm going too, in fact, it's written down right here". He motioned for my to come and look at his paper.
Wandering over, as cautiously as I could with my arms still crossed, I bent down, catching a glimpse of pale skin beneath shirt. It took me a second to realise that I was meant to be looking at his paper.
And there it was, in black ink. A bunch of idiots.
I scowled, crossing my arms more tightly across my chest.
As he rose, I realised Mr. Hatake was wearing a... Mask across the bottom half of his face. Was that really necessary? Were people allowed to look like suicide bombers now?
Kakashi quirked his almost white eyebrow.
Suspicions aroused in my head. Just who was he? And what the hell was he doing in this school?
"That's all I needed to know..." The man side stepped past me, folder under arm, smiling at the class. "See you around". he waved half heartedly at them, but nobody waved back.
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"Why are you complaining to me?" Tsunade wavered in her seat. That empty bottle of vodka had most probably been lunch.
"Because he doesn't seem right".
"Nobody seems right to you, Iruka sensei". She burped, waving the smell away from her face. "Good one lady", she told herself, eyes threatening to close.
I backed away, in case she was sick over my shirt. Today's shirt was clean, crisp white and ironed. Yellow would not mingle too nicely.
"Is there nothing you can do?"
"Not until he does something... Wrong". She slammed down her glass. "Go see Jiraiya about it..."
I sighed. "Useless".
The drunken woman behind her desk said nothing, focusing far too hard on a fingertip.
"Ahh, sensei".
I walked right into his deodorant stained clothes. Inhaling deeply, I realised that Mr. Hatake smelt nice.
"Complaining about me again?"
I looked to the floor instantly. "...No".
"Are you trying to get me fired before I'm even hired?"
"No".
"I think you are". There was a tease in his tone.
"I'm not".
"Good". The man leant close, heat warm in my ear. "Because it's not going to work".
Mr. Hatake was either the biggest tease in the world, or a dick. I chose the latter.
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Rain fell heavily in the afternoon. I sat inside, not daring to brave the cold. It seems many of my students had formed an alliance against the weather too, as half of them sat in odd seats scattered around the classroom.
"So, you know that new guy?"
"Which new guy?"
I heard two of the girls start.
"The teacher".
"Mr. Hatake?"
"Yeah".
"Oh, he's soooooo cute!"
I sighed angrily at their fan girl-isms and set back to marking the essay I wasn't really concentrating on.
"How does he get his hair like that?"
Urm, hairspray? Gel? Any form of sticky product that goes in your hair?
"I don't know, but the colour! It looks so natural! Do you think he'll dye my hair?"
I sighed again, louder this time, hoping the two blondes would get the hint and shut up.
"I think he's gay you know".
The second girl spluttered her drink over my freshly cleaned desks. Wonderful. Thanks for that.
"He can't be! He's got a ring!"
"How do you know his wife's not a guy?"
I snapped the lead of my pencil, calling upon my teacher rights. "Girls".
They looked over at me, annoyed at the warning. "Sorry sir", they chorused, rolling their eyes at each other.
The rest of the conversation was hushed whispers behind covered mouths. I kind of regretted warning them, rumours about the new teachers were always interesting-
"-Iruka sensei!"
My head shot up in surprise, like a rabbit that has just realised it's been noticed by a fox. "Guy?"
"Where's Kakashi?"
Who the hell was-
"-Mr. Hatake!"
The girls sniggered, having learnt a vital bit of information for their further research on 'the new guy'.
"No, why?"
"He stole my clothes!"
I stared at Guy, up and then down, scanning for any nude part of his body.
"My spare clothes!" He corrected himself.
Who in the lord's name would want to steal Guy's clothes?
But! This was it! This was my proof! Kaka- Mr. Hatake was a thief! A sly, sneaky thief!
"To Tsunade!" I ordered with too much empathis.
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"Tell me why your here again?" Tsunade crossed her arms, having sobered up in the space of ten minutes. Oh the wonders of old age and years of alcohol abuse...
"Kakashi stole my clothes!"
Tsunade's reaction was very similar to mine.
"My spare clothes!" Guy corrected once more.
Tsunade sighed and sat back in her chair. "Who in their right mind would want your clothes Guy?"
"Kakashi apparently", I murmured.
"Do you fancy him or something Iruka!"
The question caught me completely off guard. I stuttered, trying to hold onto my words. "I-I... Of course not!"
"Do you want to get in his pants?" The woman leaned forwards, elbow on the desk, smiling smugly behind her fingers. "Is that why you want him gone? You don't want everyone to know your gay.. Do you Iruka".
"Your gay?" Guy backed away from me. "Well, I can't say I'm surprised, I mean, look at that hair-"
"-I am not gay!"
"Who's gay?"
Oh, for god's sake. Fuck off. No.
"Oh, Kakashi. We were just talking about you".
Oh hell no, no, no, no. Was it illegal to jump on the deputy head and strangle her? Because I was sure I could make it legal...
"-Iruka fancies you".
Oh... Fuck no.
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A/N - As a first, I would not like you to go around swearing to your parents like Iruka seems to enjoy doing at the moment. Because swearing is bad children. Swearing is VERY bad... Ok so everyone does it. Anyway! Looks like things are already getting heated ;) Is it moving too fast? Because a similar thing to this happened to my friend and he said it was all a bit sudden xD Reviews are very much appreciated! They make me happy =3 Chapter 3 coming soon! Chao for now! =D