Okay, everyone, I hope you enjoyed that last little jaunt into the world of Naruto, and since it made sense at the time, I'm going by team, which means the only ninja to ever wear red, white and blue is next. I mean seriously, Sasuke, what do you think you are, a flag? Very impractical ninjas these. But, moving on, What's Sasuke's Kryptonite?

Disclaimer: HK no own Naruto.. or Superman

After finishing a particularly difficult mission, Sasuke had decided to take a stroll through the village, to find out how much had changed in his absence. The answer was surprisingly little. Just as he was wandering through the old school neighbourhood, a familiar shout made him freeze.
"SASUKE!" He twitched, turning around to see a familiar blonde kunoichi running down the street toward him at full speed. He had no idea why Ino STILL insisted on pursuing him, he had told her multiple times that he was gay, and Naruto had even told him that in the time he had been away, Ino had admitted she was a lesbian. Yet she STILL showed up outside his window every morning with a pair of binoculars. He had TRIED ignoring her, glaring at her, telling her to go and die, and even tried the fireball jutsu, but she STILL wouldn't leave him alone. One last idea dropped into his mind: RUN!

Careening through the streets of Konoha, Sasuke glanced behind him, and almost fainted. Ino was keeping up with him. He was running as fast as he could, and she still hadn't even broken a sweat. That really shouldn't be possible! Drawing a deep breath, he leapt the gap between two buildings before jumping behind a handy tree. If he couldn't escape her, maybe he could lose her... He didn't dare peek as he heard the sound of stampeding feet zoom past his hiding place. He waited until they had faded into the distance before allowing himself a sigh of relief.
"Whatcha sighing for, Sasuke?" Sasuke twitched, every nerve in his body telling him that it shouldn't be possible, that there was no way she could have managed... Hesitantly, he turned, coming face to face with an upside down Ino. She grinned at him, and kissed his nose. Sasuke had a minor mental breakdown, freezing to the spot for several crucial moments, before screaming at the top of his lungs and running off through the streets of the village, waving his arms in the air.
"NARUTO!"

Naruto was wandering through the village with Shikamaru and Choji, looking for Iruka. They had just found him by the ramen shop when Shikamaru happened to glance behind them.
"Uh, Naruto?" Naruto paused in his charge, turning to look at Shikamaru.
"What?" Shikamaru jerked a thumb over his shoulder as he sauntered nonchalantly past.
"Do you happen to know why Sasuke's running though the village like a maniac, calling your name?" Naruto tilted his head curiously just as Sasuke zoomed over, latching onto him like a koala.
"NARUTO! TAKE ME NOW, ON THE GROUND, IN A TREE, ANYWHERE!" Naruto looked at Sasuke in confusion as Ino skidded to a stop with fire in her eyes.
"Uh, Sasuke, I know you're kinda impatient, but are you really sure..." Sasuke gave up on Naruto's failing brain power, and yoinked himself up to kiss him pointedly. Iruka sweatdropped as Naruto's downstairs brain got to work, and the boys took it to the floor.
"With how they were in school, I never would have guessed." Shikamaru sighed, wandering off to look at clouds.
"What a drag..." Ino stared in shock and vague interest for a while before running off, swearing to have her vengeance. Sasuke saw her go out of the corner of his eye, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Because Ino is Sasuke's kryptonite.

Remember kids, reviews make the nice authoress very happy, and more likely to write more! Also, like in my other fic, I will now be taking suggestions for anything you want to see in a disclaimer, like, say, Neji in a ballet tutu...or Sasuke looking HAPPY. o.O