"It's Girl Talk, So Leave Us the Heck Alone!"
Part 2!!
Author's Note: I hope you enjoyed the first chapter, here is the second. Since it's the weekend, updates will be abundant, but as soon as the school week starts, I might have to only upload once a week! Oh, and just so you know, this really isn't a ShikaMari fan-fic. It's just mainly stupidity…but you never know how things might end up!
Temari narrowed her eyes and she stomped furiously over to Kankuro. She didn't know why, but just his being there was ticking her off to no end. She hoisted him up by the collar of his suit, his kitty hat slid off his head and his eyes bugged out. No matter what, when his sister was in a bad mood, she was scary!
"Ugh, stupid little brother! Just because I'm your sister doesn't mean I can't have crush every once and a while!"
"Can't…can't… breathe," Kankuro managed to choke out.
Temari dropped him down onto the ground and said, "I didn't kill you this time, but if I catch you snooping around in our business ONE more time I'll—forget it, just LEAVE!" She turned on her heel as Kankuro scurried off into the distance. He annoyed her so much sometimes.
"Once again, you're tough!" chuckled Anko, seemingly satisfied.
"Yes well…back to what I was saying…I really like this guy but I'm not sure if he returns my feelings. We hang out a lot, but he's always calling me troublesome, and scary and stuff like that… but he's really smart and I…I," her voice trailed off.
Anko smiled and said, "It's the Nara boy isn't it?"
"How'd you know?"
"How could I NOT know? As soon as you said that he called you troublesome…well…OBVIOUSLY it was him!"
Temari laughed. "I guess him and his laziness is well known!"
The two of them walked on, they were almost to the sushi restaurant. As time passed, Temari began to enjoy Anko's company. They had very similar views on life. It was WAY better than talking to Sakura or Ino. But, as usual, her contentment didn't last long.
"Uh, Anko, said a voice from behind (SlushieMonsterOfDOOM: AGAIN?!).
"What?" she said, her voice sounding annoyed.
"Could you teach me something about girls today?" It was Jeraiya. --
Temari made a sound of surprise. How could he be so open? If he wanted to know things like that, it should be privately!
"No," replied Anko, simply. "I don't know anything about girls."
He looked at her strangely. "Wh-what?!"
"The only thing I know is that the only time girls like perverts like you is when you have a snake in your neck!" she said enthusiastically as a snake swiftly emerged out of her sleeve and sunk its fangs into Jeraiya's thick neck. He tensed up and fell to the ground with a very stupid expression on his face.
"Now," began Anko, "Where were we?"
"I-is he…dead?" asked Temari, almost fearful of the answer.
"We'll leave that up to him," she said, mischievously.
To Be Continued…Hopefully today or tomorrow! 3 Oh, and if you have any ideas of your own about what could possibly happen next, I'd love to hear them!! I might be able to work them into the storyline somehow! (If not this one, then another fan fic!)
See ya!