Okay here's Chapter 2, thanks for the reviews everyone.

I though chapter 1 drifted off into Seinfeldian tone a bit much so I this one more center plot focused. Lets see if that's an improvement

"So" England said sarcastically to America

"What?"

"Show us the map"

"OH! The map! I'll get it." America quickly searched his pockets for any instance of a map, throwing out, among other things, a hamburger, a small rabbit, some airplane parts, more glasses, a hamburger and a hamburger. "Well, I don't have the map, but standing up is much easier for some reason."

"What? You're the self proclaimed hero! The least you had to do was hold on to the goddamn map!"

"It's alright, I'm pretty good at survival. Let's make a map from what we see surrounding us"

England could only sigh in stress. But fallowed the idea in hopes of getting somewhere. So the allies crouched down and started drawing a map in sand.

"Okay," America Proclaimed. "So let this line represent the coast over there and…"

"Speaking of which" China interrupted "Don't you think we're a bit close to the coast?"

"You get closer to fire? That things hot."

"I'm just saying, the water could wash the map away without warning"

"Look if you wanna be self-proclaimed hero, than do it. It's not that hard"

"I don't know why you being such a-"

"Umm, Guys?"

The two look at Russia in unison, who pointed his finger down, revealing a washed away map.

The allies then moved opposite the fire, Discussing the map. Except for France who was all but neurotic on what the humidity was doing to his hair. The map had shown the coast, the forest, the fire and the allies. All of a sudden America proclaimed that they needed to know the direction of north to make it a complete map.

"How do we know which way is north" pointed out Russia "I know the sun setting in the west thing from 'Invader ZIM' but how do you tell when it's night?"

"E-Z! You counted the number of cricket chirps in a minute. If it's less then 40, north is to your right, if not, then it's any other way!"

"That the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" England proclaimed, then suddenly noticing France's shakiness.

"Oh yeah, you got anything better?"

"Yes" England responded "Moss, moss always grows facing the north side of a tree be cause it gets less sunlight."

Dumbstruck by England's knowledge of the situation, he decided to pull out a secret about England to make himself look better "You think you're so good at everything don't ya? Well you know what? I don't have magazine under my bed" England suddenly threw a Blue Screen of Death at the situation. "Lot and lots of magazines of-"

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE" Shouted France in a panic, concerned about his hair. He suddenly kneeled over the fire trying to dry his hair. Then it caught flame.

"AHHH" France shouted in a panic, running around like a chicken with out his head, before diving head first into the water.

Everyone was stunned by this random display of France's actions, well, all except for Russia, who was clapping amused.

Attempting to divert attention from his blackmailed situation, England quickly changed the subject.

"Well this is great! We're cold, hungry, there are bugs everywhere and France caught fire! How could this situation get worse?"

Then the fire went out.

China packed an emergency flashlight for this very situation, first pointing at the fire to see anything that could have caused it to go out. Although he found nothing too notable, he did notice something that had been damaged in the fire.

The map.

You know Russia watches "Invader ZIM". it's the only thing more screwed up then he is.

Chapter 3 Coming soon

BTW if anyone is looking for the answer to the riddle in the first chapter

it's "kol okolo kolokola" "A stake next to a bell"