*Warning and spoilers this chapter contains lady parts, i.e. Merlin and Morgana getting busy. I know, I know but everyone needs a past (full of mistakes ;D)

'MORGANA!' cried Merlin as he staggered into his kitchen in only Damon's boxers.

'Good morning Merlin' Morgana replied cheerfully, winking as she noticed the WAY too big boxers slipping down. 'They're a bit too big don't you think Merlin, not that I'm complaining. Coffee?' she asked as she waved a mug in the direction of a blushing Merlin.

'Yes please. Morgana why are you here?' flustered asked before taking a small sip of his coffee.

'Don't you want to know how I got in?'

'Well know that you mention it yes, how did you get in?'

'Lock + Magic = open door, but I was going to knock I swear but I uh heard what you were getting up to so I just let myself in.' her eyes gleaming as she blushed a deep red, that was one of the problems with being near another magical person, telepathy and from the looks of it Merlin had been broadcasting quite loudly.

-x-x-

Three years before.

I wonder if he's single, actually that doesn't matter I wonder if he likes girls? Oh God he just looked over. He's still looking. Man those eyes what I wouldn't do-

Well that's quite enough I think, Merlin thought as he gathered his things and started to leave, he really didn't want to be stuck in a public place while being mentally undressed and more- Merlin shivered.

'HEY! Emrys, wait up' oh no Merlin thought she's following me as he sped up trying to get away from Morgana Le'Fays internal babble. He wondered how people managed to put on a plain face while thinking such things not that he wasn't impressed by the accuracy and detail of her thoughts he just didn't want to be hard at school were everyone could see. Really he wouldn't have minded helping Le'Fay out with her fantasies…

'Merlin' Morgana gasped as Merlin abruptly stopped. 'Hi I was just I saw you and I want –' she never finished her sentence because Merlin had sealed her lips shut with a kiss, her hot breath licking against his wet lips her chest rising and falling quickly as her heart banged madly against her chest. Looking deep into Merlin's eyes she opened her mouth and let him slide in his tongue along with images, words and sounds that spilled into her head. She blinked as she stared at the golden eyes that had replaced the blue.

-x-x-

'So you two were together?' Damon asked as he sulked on the sofa as Morgana and Merlin buzzed around the kitchen.

'Completely' Morgana sighed dreamily, as Merlin coughed uncomfortably, that stupid glimmer was back in her eyes again. Damon had walked in on the two of them while completely naked which of course had sent Morgana into a fit of giggles. He hadn't heard Merlin's earlier shriek because of the shower so he had no idea that there was a woman in the house so wet and covered in bubbles he'd sought Merlin out to take care of the problem that was the throbbing hardness between his legs only to find a lady-clone of Merlin only lady-clone was ten times worse no a million times worse than Merlin!

Thick and wet. Sweat dripping and she ground her hips against him forcing him further inside stretching against the tightness until she felt as if she'd choke. The wetness dripping down her legs her breath coming out in gasps as she held back screams-

'Morgana! Stop it.' Merlin said almost sternly, Damon was impressed but also annoyed and slightly jealous by what Le'Fay might have been sharing.

'But it was such a lovely memory Merlin…' she trailed off, as she excused herself.

'Is she going to do what I think she's going to do?'

'Yes Damon, she is.' The young sorcerer sighed as he leaned into the arms of a disgusted Damon while trying to peel off the images Morgana was plastering over his brain. It had been quite a while since Merlin had gone off lady parts, but he wasn't looking back the thought made him want to heave.