"Fee fi fo fum, I smell a bucket of giant cum," rumbled Mr Giant, sniffing. "Fee fi fo for, I think it's my wife in the room next door."
"Fee fi fo fight, yes my dumb hubby, you're right!" called Mrs Giant from the next room, masturbating.
"I still don't see why we can't have sex already," Mr Giant roared. "Snow White and Charming had sex the second time they met!"
"Knucklehead, dearest, remember, the second time they met, he saved her from being poisoned. This is different!"
"AAAARGH!" Mr Giant bellowed, smashing a chair.
"That was Louis the Fifteenth, you're paying for that," his wife called between moans.
Mr Giant turned angrily to the window. He whistled loudly.
"Someone called- whoa!" Aladdin cried, hearing the moans. "Did you leave your wife in the middle of having sex or something?"
"No, she's masturbating," Mr Giant growled.
"Women," Aladdin said wisely, tapping his nose. "You get married and all they want to do from then on is masturbate," he sighed, "but that's marriage, I suppose."
"Yeah, yeah, Street Rat," Mr Giant grumbled. "You tell Aurora I'm comin' over."
Aladdin did a back flip on the magic carpet. "Trust me!" he sang, then sped off.
"Oh...!" Jasmine screamed, as she came for the billionth time. "GENIE!"