Chap 2 already! Fast update, hmm? Now, if only I could actually GET people to read this...

Debi/Tryde IS a very strange pairing, but once Hoshino heals and Jasdebi appear again (With Tryde) I swear, It'll be EPIC!

Devit's SUCH a sissy in this one. I swear... It's also not as good as I hopes, and the rescure part sucks. Man, this is LOOOOOONG. Also, Jasdero's gotten more Jasdero-y in this chapter. Back to third person talking.

This will be my last update for about 2 weeks, since I'll be going to Montreal in a few days! Wis me luck! Au revoir!

XxxXX

While Wisely went off to fetch Devit for their next big plan,Fiddler was holding Jasdero back from the tallest pine tree in Canada, of which his terrified chicken was currently residing.

"LET ME GO, FIDDLER!" Jasdero screamed, elbowing the younger Noah in the gut. He coughed, but didn't release his hold. Jasdero stomped on his foot hard enough to force tears into his eyes.

"Jasdero," he croaked through the pain of a broken foot "This needs to be done. For Tryde to gain something, you need to loose something."

The blonde Noah burst into tears. "I don't want to loose my chicken!"

Tryde tried to reassure him. "I don't think Fiddler would hurt your chicken, Jasdero."

"Yes he would! And if he doesn't, what if my chicken falls down?"

Tryde seemed unsure. "Um. I don't know. It'll fly?"

Jasdero cried harder. "Chickens can't fly!"

Tryde turned away from the bawling blonde and looked at Fiddler. "What is the point of all this?"

Fiddler grimaced when Jasdero head butted his chin, bloodying his lips, but healing in a few seconds. "Ah—when Devit comes to help,I'll release the spiders and—ksh! You'll go save the chicken! Then Devit will fall—Sh—Jasdero! Then he'll fall in love with you!"

Throughout his conversation, Jasdero had been elbowing him repeatedly in his chest, knocking the breath out of Fiddler as he held his surprisingly strong prisoner from saving his pet chicken. Tryde could feel for him. Jasdero was certainly stronger than he looked, especially when it came to things he cared about.

"So, Wisely's getting, Devit, right?' he asked, making sure. Devit's name was also nice to say, he liked how it felt on his really wanted to kiss him.

"Yeah," said Fiddler. "And the spiders I caught are behind the tree. You aren't scared of spiders, are you?"

"No," said Tryde.

Jasdero broke free and ran toward the tree. Fiddler stuck his leg out and tripped him. "Good, help me make sure Jasdero's gonna follow the plan."

"My chicken!" Jasdero wailed.

XxXxx

Unfortunately, Wisely seemed to have problems on his own. Getting Devit out of his room was going to be difficult. Impossible if he was asleep, according to his twin.

He raised a fist to the door of Jasdero and Devit's and knocked. "Uh. Devit?'

No answer.

Scratching the back of his head, he knocked louder. "Devit. Are you in there?"

There was a moment of silence. "Wisely?"

"Yes. Come out please? There's something going on in Canada." Wisely hoped this would be easy.

"No."

Obviously, it wasn't.

"Why not?" He didn't know why he bothered asking. He knew what the answer was.

"I don't know if you've remembered, Wisely, but there's a pervert on the loose out to get me." came the reply. Then his voice took on a frantic edge. "Oh my God, Wisely, it wasn't you who wrote it, was it?"

He was insulted. "No! Of course not!"

The door opened a crack. "Okay, good." Devit's eyebrow raised. "Why isn't Jasdero with you?"

"I should be asking you that." said Wisely, perplexed, and crossing his arms.

"What that's supposed to mean? It's not like we're attached by the hip."

Wisely raised his eyebrows. "Oh really?"

Devit glared. "...Well, we're not!"

"Can't you just ask Jasdero where he is?"

Devit shrugged. "He said he was with you. Now, what do you want?"

He was going to have to play veeeeerryyy carefully. "Well, er, it's about Jasdero."

The door slammed open, causing the wall to crack. "What? Why? Is he alright?" Devit looked at him with wide, fearful eyes.

Something stirred in his chest. He wished someone would worry for him like that. It must be nice to have a twin brother.

But anyway. Sentimental feelings aside.

"He's fine."

Devit's eyes became normal-sized again. "So what's the problem?"

"Oh...you know." He said, trying to think of how he was going to tell him without giving away the plan.

"No. I don't."

"Er...His chicken is in trouble." tried Wisely.

"Why would I care? Whatever's wrong with the chicken, Jasdero can probably fix it." Devit began closing the door.

"Not exactly,' Wisely answered. "Um...well...Fiddler's bullying him."

A vein twitched.

"Fiddler's WHAT?" Devit exploded. He grabbed his younger sibling by the shoulders and shook him violently. "WHERE ARE THEY?"

Wisely tried his best to keep his turban on his head throughout the shaking. "I-in C-C-canada-a." He sputtered, hair falling into his eyes. He failed in his mission to hold onto the turban and it slipped to the ground.

"Canada? Why are they in Canada? For Earl's Sake!" Devit realeased him and Wisely breathed a relieved sigh,gathering his headgear up and beginning to put it back on.

Devit began running down the hall, searching for the door that lead to Canada. After Wisely had finally managed to put the turban back where it was supposed to be, Devit backpedaled and grabbed his arm, whispering fiercely.

"If you see anyone who might seem like a pervert ready to jump me, use your head-exploding powers and just blow up their heads, will you?"

Wisely gaved him a weak smile. "It would be my pleasure."

Devit nodded. "You're a good friend."

Smiling at him gratefully,he grabbed his arm,and dragged him toward Canada.

XxX

Tryde could feel that annoying yet pleasant fluttery heart feeling when he saw Devit and Wisely coming up the hill toward the tree.

"Fiddler!" He called. "Fiddler, Devit's here!"

Fiddler breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh thank God!" He let go of Jasdero, and then grabbed his arm.

Jasdero turned damp, glaring eyes at him. Fiddler panted.

"Listen," he said, out of breath from the difficult ordeal of holding Jasdero down. "Tryde needs your cooperation, and the faster your brother falls for Tryde, the faster you'll get your chicken back. Okay?"

Jasdero glowered at him through his tears and sniffled. "Fine."

"Okay! Commence Save the Chicken!" He turned. Fiddler's smiling face turned in time to meet Devit's fist burrowing itself into his cheek. The force of the blow sent him spiraling into the dirt.

"DEVIT!" Jasdero wailed and threw his arms around his brother's neck.

Devit kicked Fiddler in the gut. "That'll teach you not to bully Jasdero again."

"I wasn't," Fiddler moaned, clutching his face. "Oh God, I think you broke my nose."

"Were too," the dark-haired Noah said. " Don't be a wimp. Wisely said so."

Fiddler shot a murderous look at Wisely, who pretended to examine his nails. "At least I got him here."

Devit blinked. "Got me here for what?"

Jasdero started crying. "Devi, Fiddler took my chicken and put it up in a tree!" He jabbed his finger toward the top of the pine. His chicken was trembling on the top branch, staring fearfully at them through the leaves.

Devit looked at his tearful brother for a long time. "...So what do you want me to do about it?"

Jasdero pushed him. "Go get it!" he screamed. Devit groaned. "And be quick about it!"

He made his way to the tree.

Tryde kicked Fiddler. "GET THE SPIDERS!" he hissed.

Fiddler grunted. "The things I go through for you," he mumbled, ruffling his pockets. He pulled out a remote control and pressed a red button.

A click sounded behind the tree trunk.

Devit spun around. "What was that?"

"Nothing!" Wisely replied quickly. "Go get the chicken."

Shooting them all suspicious looks, Devit slowly turned around and put his hand on the trunk of the tree, ready to pull himself up.

Until it happened.

Devit's archenemy.

It appeared on the spot beside Devit's hand, with all of its eight-legged glory.

Devit stared at it.

It started to waddled over Devit's hand.

Devit immediately danced over the other side. He glanced at Jasdero, who was looking at him with wide eyes, tears streaming down his cheeks. His insides cringed.

"Devi?" Jasdero sniffled. Devit's shoulders sagged and he sighed.

"Yeah, yeah." Maybe he could go up the tree without touching the spider. He moved to another angle of the tree, away from the spider and put his hands on the top branch, ready to pull himself up.

But of course, life is never that easy.

Another spider appeared, inches away from his fingers. He winced and moved to another side, but two more spiders suddenly crawled up as well. He paled.

What the hell?

Devit wondered if the spiders had all decided to join together and devour him alive.

Or turn him into some spider freak like in that movie he and Jasdero went to see last Sunday.

Either one, it didn't make his dislike of spiders get any lower.

Three more spiders appeared.

Devit stared.

One crawled onto his hand.

Devit screamed.

He jumped several feet back, an impossible feat for any normal human and flailed his arms until the spider fell off, swearing and cursing throughout.

"Fuck! Fuck! Holy shit, goddamn! Get it off! Is it off? Is it off? Augh—Fuck!" Devit panicked.

"It's off." replied Wisely. Devit stoped flailing and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Holy crap," he said, turning to his brother. "Sorry, Jasdero."

"Deviiii," he whined. "My chicken is still up there!"

"Yea, well there's a crapload of spiders on the fuckin' tree!" he snapped. "Couldn't you have picked a better one to stick your chicken on?"

Jasdero looked to the floor, and sniffled.

Again, Devit's insides cringed.

He could hear Jasdero's voice in his head. Devit doesn't love me anymore!

His shoulders drooped and he let out an exaggerated sigh.

"Okay," he said unhappily. "I'll go get your chicken."

"Yay!" Jasdero hugged his twin.

Wisely nudged Tryde. "Now!"

Fiddler had dragged himself off the ground and gave Tryde a push toward the twins.

Devit blinked at Tryde as he stood in front of him.

Tryde stared at the front of Devit's person. His white jacket wasn't hiding much, and his chest, stomach and lower abdomen were exposed. A light blush crept over his cheeks when his thoughts began leading his mind to even lower places.

Wisely sent him a mental message. "Say something!"

Devit stared at Tryde. "Are you looking at my chest?"

Tryde snapped out of his daydreams. "I—no!" he waved his hands in front of him. "Of course not!"

Tryde could hear Wisely groan in his head. "Alright...say something else.""

"I—uh..." Devit's eyes narrowed. He crossed his arms. He obviously wasn't very patient.

Tryde took a deep breath. "I—I'll get the chicken for you."

Devit cocked his head to one side, his bangs falling over his shoulder and his right eye became a little more visible. "Really?"

Tryde shrugged his shoulders. He tried to hide his inner turmoil of thoughts going omigodomigodI'mtalkingtohimomigoomigodon'tscrewupauuuughomigod. "Sure."

"Alright." Devit said immediately. He really didn't want to go go near the spiders. He stepped nearer to Jasdero. "Thanks, Tryde."

So, Tryde shuffled over the tree.

It was crawling with spiders...hundreds of little eight-legged creatures. He couldn't help but wonder how Fiddler managed to catch them all.

They were disgusting, but Tryde didn't really care much. If he ignored the tickling little legs over his hands then he'd be fine.

He pushed himself up of the first branch and paused to shake off some arachnids. He grabbed another branch and commenced climbing through the leaves.

The twins, Wisely, and Fiddler all watched as Tryde scaled the tree.

The spiders were a little more annoying then he thought. They kept going up his arms and closer to his face. He had to stop several times to flick them off. Spiders on his hands were one thing. Spiders on his face were another matter entirely.

"Tryde!" Jasdero called from the bottom. "Hurry up! Get my chicken!"

"Yeah, yeah," he answered. He wasn't doing this for Jasdero, he was doing this for Devit.

After climbing for a little while, (this was a very tall tree, afterall) the chicken came to veiw. It stared at him with its fearful beady eyes and bawked.

He instantly regretted not asking Jasdero how to handle a terrified chicken.

"Um. Here, chicken." he said awkwardly. The chicken jumped, as if saying "You're not my owner!"

Tryde reached out for it. The chicken bawked and flailed its useless wings. It jumped onto another branch farther away from him, and almost fell off. Flapping its feathers, it managed to save itself.

Tryde stretched his hand, but it was still a few inches too far. Dammit.

He found a foothold on a lower branch and stood up. His hands closed around the chicken.

It jumped, screeching and flapping and surprising him as it launched itself to his head. Tryde swore, trying to keep his balance and get the chicken off his face at the same time. The chicken started pecking him, and hitting him with its wings.

"Cut that out!" Tryde grabbed the chicken's skinny little legs and tugged. The chicken bit his nose.

He yelped ,stepping backward—

—and his foot met the air.

Shit.

He scrambled for a leaf, a branch for anything, when the chicken suddenly flapped his wings and Tryde got a mouthful of feathers.

He couldn't see what he was grabbing with poultry in his face. He didn't know if he was reaching for anything at all.

So,he fell.

The were a couple of shouts, and he landed on a rather soft piece of ground. Sitting up, he rubbed his head, blinking, spitting feathers out of his mouth when the chicken floated gracefully down onto his head. It jumped down and clucked. It turned it's innocent eyes at him.

He glared at it. The things he went through to get this miserable creature out of the tree. And it wasn't even his.

The plan had better work.

But then again, like I said before, life was never that easy.

"GET OFF OF ME, JERK!" said the piece of ground he was sitting on.

Tryde blinked. Ground didn't talk, or call people 'jerks' in a strangely familiar voice that sounded like...

Like...

Oh no. Oh tell me I didn't...

Devit shoved him off of him. "Thanks, Tryde" he said sarcastically. " I see you've got the chicken."

Oh nooooo Tryde moaned. I did.

Jasdero ran over and hugged the chicken. "THANK YOU, TRYDE!"

Hmf. At least someone was appreciative.

Wisely helped Tryde up. "Smooth," he mumbled. Tryde looked to the ground, dejectedly.

Devit got to his feet, dusting himself off. "That's the last time I ask you for help." he spat.

Tryde's heart sank. Wisely patted his shoulder in sympathy.

Jasdero piped up "But he got the job done, Devi!"

Devit glared. "Yeah, but crushed me while doing it!"

"I'm sorry,"said Tryde, meaning it sincerely but Devit rolled his eyes.

"Yea, whatever. Just don't do it agaii—aaaaAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHaagaa!" Devit's sentence turned into a terrified shriek and he jumped back into into his twin, who gave a surprised yelp.

"Devi?" Jasdero asked. His brother was hiding behind him, seemingly from Tryde.

"What's wrong?" Fiddler asked, still holding his face. He would never understand what Tryde saw in him. Why would you date someone who could break your nose at any given moment?

Devit pointed a slightly trembling finger at Tryde. "There's a fuckin' spider on him." he hissed.

Wisely and Tryde looked down. Sure enough, a large black spider was clinging to the white vest he wore on his chest.

The twins took a step back. Well,Jasdero was dragged a step back.

"Don't come near me," Devit ordered. "You hear me? Stay where you are."

Tryde looked miserable. Wisely reached out and let the spider crawl onto his hand. He brought it to eye level and Devit flinched.

"Goddammit, Wisely," growled the Noah. "Don't look at it."

"It's harmless, Devit," informed Wisely. "Its a Pholcidae Spider, also commonly called the Vibrating Spider, or Daddy-long legs. It won't hurt you. See?"

"Wisely, I don't think its a good idea—" Jasdero began. Wisely stepped forward and Devit darted several paces back.

"Don't come near me!" warned Devit. He put his hands up, as if to protect him and his eyes were wide with fear. "I swear, Wisely."

The younger Noah sighed. "Devit, just look." he help up the spider and Devit looked like he was hyperventilating.

"Wisely—" Jasdero started,but Wisely ignored him.

He kept walking closer to Devit, determined to cure him of his arachnophobia.

Devit kept walking back. "I'm warning you Wisely!" cried a frantic Devit. "I swear, come any closer and I'll kill you!"

The white-haired Noah looked perplexed. "Jeez, Devit. It's harmless!" He thrust the spider in Devi's direction. "Look!"

He lifted his hand a bit too fast and the spider was launched from his fingers.

Right over Jasdero's shoulder.

And landed on Devit's face.

Devit paled to the point of which you could no longer tell the different of his skin from his clothes.

And then he fainted dead away.

Jasdero screamed, Wisely's face drained of color, Fiddler grinned and Tryde just gaped at the entire ordeal.

"WISELY!" Jasdero swatted the spider away and set loose his chicken on it, who pecked and devoured the unfortunate arachnid. He closely examined his twin's face. "Wisely, look what you did!"

"I'm sorry!" he said, defensive. "I didn't know that he was that scared!"

Fiddler seemed to have stitch in his side from his position of the floor, laughing.

Tryde gawked. He was at the twin's side in a heartbeat.

"Is he alright?" Tryde asked meekly. "Is he okay? Dammit, Why did this happen? Why me?Why me?"

"The Second Stage: Questioning," Fiddler managed to force out between gasps.

Jasdero put Devit's arm over his neck. "I think so. Tryde, help me get him to our room." he shot Fiddler and Wisely a murderous glance. "Just you, please."

"It wasn't my fault!" protested Wisely. He wouldn't look Jasdero in the eye.

"Well, when I tell you it isn't a good idea, then it probably isn't a good idea." snapped Jasdero and he and Tryde dragged Devit through the door into the Ark.

XxXx

Tryde had offered to carry Devit the rest of the way to the room, and Jasdero agreed, since he didn't forget the whole purpose of the plan.

Tryde walked slow. The longer it took to get there, the longer he could hold Devit. Jasdero was being very good about it, despite him being the guy who fell out of tree onto his brother.

"I'm soooo sorry," Jasdero apologized again, to his unconcious brother. "I swear, I tried to stop him, but Wisely kept coming closer..." he smoothed out Devit's hair. "Sorry, Devi."

"Can he hear you?" Tryde asked.

"I don't know." answered Jasdero.

Tryde shifted Devit's listless body so that his head pressed against his lips. He smelt nice.

"He does!" Jasdero agreed. "Devi doen't look like it, but he spends a lot of time on his hair, hee hee!"

Tryde realized he had thought aloud and he flushed.

Jasdero patted his arm. "Tryde is a good guy. Once Devi realizes it, everything will be okay."

"Are you consoling me?" inquired Tryde.

Jasdero scoffed. "No! Don't forget, you brought the spider with you, jerk!"

Tryde sighed.

"But," Jasdero countined. "Jasdero doesn't lie. He only tells the truth."

"You are consoling me."

Jasdero rolled his eyes.

They reached the room and Tryde thought that the time it took for them to get here passed by far too quickly. He didn't want to let go of Devit yet.

"Tryde" Jasdero called, setting his chicken on the floor, where it trotted off to a corner. "Put Devit on our bed,okay?"

"Alright," said Tryde, though he made no move to do so.

Jasdero gave a long exaggerated sigh. "Tryde" he said seriously. "I think its better if you hugged him when he is awake."

Tryde put Devit onto the bed. Jasdero pulled the covers over him and turned to Tryde.

"We'll see you tomorrow! Jasdero will give you more ideas!"

"Hmm." Tryde hummed. "G'night."

He closed the door.

XxxX (Few hours later)

Devit sat up straight in bed, blinking. "Whoa" he said, dazed.

Jasdero shifted beside him and he sat up rubbing his eyes. "Devi?"

Devit fell back into the pillows. "I had the weirdest dream, Jas."

Jasdero was instantly awake now. "Oh...did you?"

"Yea," Devit rolled over to face him.

"Your chicken was up in a tree, and there were spiders and Tryde fell on me." he explained.

Jasdero blinked. "Oh. Ah...Silly Devi." he giggled nervously. "I wouldn't let my chicken up a tree!"

Devit grinned. "Yea, I guess you wouldn't."

Jasdero nodded." That's right!"

Devit turned over. "'Kay. G'night."

Jasdero closed his eyes. "G'night."

From his corner, the chicken clucked.

XxXx

Until Chapter 3!

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