Well Don won by a landslide! And yeah I saw that coming because it was too easy to insult Chris haha
Contains swearing and sexual themes, though not as bad as the last one
Justin vs Noah (requested by ThorBringsTheThunder)
Justin
What happened to "The Schemer," your original label?
Fresh dropped it because you were never able
To think up any clever schemes with that so-called massive brain.
You relied on everyone else on your team to play the game.
Every time you competed you were voted off first on your team.
Your character was reduced to shitty Facebook memes.
In addition, you have zero fashion sense.
Your dumb sweater vest is tacky, Noah fence.
Noah
No offense? I call full offense here.
Unlike you I don't kiss Chris's rear.
You were all over him getting him to give the code up.
That was revolting, and I really wanted to throw up.
Your ego's so big it would tip a canoe.
You're much more forgettable than Tyler too.
But at least he's got a damn hot girlfriend.
Your body can only attract Owen!
Justin
That's right I look hot to your "big buddy".
You're jealous that he'd abandon your friendship to fuck me.
I'm confident and proud of my good looks.
While you hide your ugly face behind books.
You may have fangirls, but half ship you with Cody.
The others ship self inserts, Nowen, and Notie.
That's your extent of internet fame.
But in real life you're extremely lame.
On Skatoony you couldn't even lift a measly hat.
On the race your face looked like it was hit by a spiked bat
When you were coldly rejected by Emma, why is that?
Are you kidding when you say you don't kiss up to Chris?
You're his goddamn personal assistant, hypocrite!
Noah
You say good looks get you far on tv,
But you're an Alejandro wannabe!
Who didn't qualify for season three.
The only major difference between you and him is that you're a hell of a lot dumber.
You said so yourself it was the first time in sixteen years you used your brain that summer.
Face it, he was a replacement for your dusty ass.
While you faded into oblivion, my popularity shot up fast.
I'm witty and smart and relatable to viewers.
Whereas your weak trope was stolen by someone newer.
You'll only be known for being the worst antagonist of the first generation.
Are you sure your face hasn't had multiple, botched operations?
The fact you're in a boy band is so embarrassing.
What's worse is that you can't play an instrument or sing.
You kept getting sidelined again and again.
You're not even Canadian!
Who do you think won? Who should I write next?
Thank you for all the reviews!
EeveeSweet777: Thank you for the suggestion, but it's highly unlikely that I will write Sierra vs Dakota with Kitty. None of these characters have interacted, so there's not really any reason for them to be rap battling in the first place.
Guest: Thank you for your suggestion. Because I've just written Noah, it may be some time before I write him again. Noah vs Cody is possible in the future.