Hello! another bonkai fic! Wanted to write another short Kai POV one shot. Not a sequel but it is in the 'Are we cool' universe. This is also kind of confusing as this is before the 'If you don't succeed then trick her' story. This is the beginning stages, this would deff be somewhere in the start of the 'Are we cool' story. Bonnie hates Kai at that time, Kai deff does not hate Bonnie. I have half the sequel done of 'Are we cool' so it should be up this month *fingers crossed* sorry for the long wait on that but hopefully the length will make up for it. Also, I should have 'Rooftop' updated next week, if any of y'all are reading that too. Enjoy!

Fluffy (kinda) cause I can't write angst to save my life, bruh! also lots of swearing in this too but what else is new.

"Oh no," Kai sighed as he stared at his reflection in the bathroom mirror. "I think I'm in love with Bonnie." His face twisted in distaste when he thought back to just yesterday when she told him to eloquently 'piss off, you fucking stalker.' He sighed, drying the last of his damp hair with a towel. How could he fall in love with that? She gleefully insults him any chance she gets, she bruises his ego on a daily basis and yet he keeps going back to her, vying for her attention because in his warped mind any attention is better then no attention from Bonnie.

He tossed his towel in the bathtub, making his way to his bedroom. He walked over to his bed and collapsed on top of the duvets. He stared up at the ceiling like a pathetic, love sick teenage girl. He was pathetic though, his sociopath counterpart would be ashamed of him. Couldn't he direct his attentions towards another. Why did it have to someone who hates him? He closed his eyes tightly as his hand ran roughly up and down his face. He always found her beautiful and he cared about her in his own way when he got back from 1994 and achieved Luke's feelings. But ever since she brought him back from that snowy hell hole, he looked at her differently, he looked at her more, he wanted to keep looking at her but all he received was her hateful glares. Cute glares but still pretty fucking hateful.

"It's probably not love, I could have unknowingly imprinted on her," Kai whispered, trying to rationalize his feelings. After all, she was the first person he saw after twenty years. He craved any human interaction but since he's a straight male who saw a pretty girl after so long, of course he'd feel a pull towards her. He imprinted on her, like a baby imprints on it's mother. His face pinched at the strange thought. He rolled his eyes, no that's just weird and besides how is that any better than being in love with Bonnie.

He suddenly got up and started pacing the room, "I'm in love with Bonnie." He repeated it over and over again, hoping it would loose it's meaning, it would just be words to him. He stopped because he was getting no where with this and an image of Bonnie's face flashing through his mind made him loose his place with the mantra. "Fuck these feelings," Kai gritted throwing his pillows in the air, watching it quickly erupt in flames before turning to ash. He watched the ash on the floor and rolled his eyes, "thanks Bonnie," he muttered. Now he has to buy a new pillow.

His stupid heart forcefully thumped at the thought on seeing Bonnie tonight. She always comes on Wednesdays to the Salvatore house on the guise of talking strategy, strategy of what? Fuck knows but each time Bonnie and Elena ends up cozying on the couch with Damon on the other end, all three watching the latest episode of that Lord of the Rings show he never got into. Maybe he should start watching it since Bonnie likes it. No, he refuses to pathetic for her.

A sound out in the hallway brought him back from his internal monologue. Wasn't Damon meant to be somewhere else? Kai looked towards the door when he heard creaking on the outside. He carefully walked towards the door and swiftly opened it, hoping to surprise them.

"Oh hey."

The auburn haired man looked Kai up and down, he sighed. "Kai."

Kai snapped his fingers and pointed at Stefan, "Haven't seen you in a while," he leaned against the wood paneling and crossed his arms, "heard from the supernatural grapevine you're being extra naughty these last couple of days."

The creepy brother just stared at him in his unimpressed kind of way, after a moment he nodded. "Where's Damon?"

Kai just shrugged, "with Elena." He assumed anyway, he probably was with Bonnie too. Kai restrained rolling his eyes, he'll never understand his friendship with Bonnie.

Stefan cleared his throat, bringing Kai back. In a monotonous tone, he said slowly, "Good. I'm going to get some clothes from my room and I'm going probably going to steal one of Damon's jackets." Stefan turned around fully before Kai spoke again.

"You know, you should really stop killing lots of people. That's not cool," Kai mused out loud. There, that was his good deed done for the day. Bonnie wouldn't exactly be proud by that though. Maybe he should probably take down Stefan, knock him out or something, he could easily do it but it feels like something Damon should do. Yeah, Damon should be the one to bring Stefan back from the brink of their perpetual vampire problems. They are brothers after all.

Stefan just shrugged. "Yeah, I do overdo it a bit."

"Yeah, just so you know anyway."

Stefan turned his head slightly. "Yep, it's noted. Killing people is uncool," If Kai wasn't feeling a little spiteful about his unwanted feelings of affection for Bonnie, he'd give Stefan an aneurysm for his sarcastic tone but instead he let it slide. "I'll let you get back to declaring your love about Bonnie."

Kai blinked quickly at the last part while straightening himself up. "Well, that's not what-"

"I don't care," Stefan cut in as he walked towards his bedroom.

Kai shrugged when the vampire closed the door behind him. It's a good thing Stefan and Damon weren't on speaking terms at the moment, he did not need Damon to know about his strong feelings for Bonnie.

He closed his own door and leaned against it, he sighed again in that 'oh woe me' sort off way but right after started coughing intentionally, remembering Stefan was a couple of walls away from him.

Not even a minute later, a knock came to his door. Kai opened it at once, knowing it was Stefan but this time carrying a big box of clothes in one hand, Kai peeked inside to see Damon's favorite and most expensive leather coat. Damon will be pissed when he finds out.

"You should give her flowers," Stefan said, his face bland and serious, Kai wasn't sure if the vampire was joking or not.

"Excuse me?"

"Flowers." Stefan shrugged, "girls like flowers."

Stefan was probably bullshitting, being a ripper and all that but Kai slowly nodded, "if I give her flowers though, I'm pretty sure she'll set them on fire and then I'll mostly likely cry or accidentally set her on fire since I still haven't gotten the hang of these new emotions yet."

Stefan was quiet for a moment, seemingly contemplating. "Or chocolate, doubt she'll set fire to some chocolate."

Kai gave him an unimpressed glare, "Damon should be here soon."

"I wasn't here," Stefan mumbled. A second later, a gust of wind blew through Kai's hair. He was now alone...or so he thought when he heard the entrance door open and close followed by voices bickering from downstairs. Well, that was good timing. His heart pumped rapidly when he heard Bonnie's voice, asking Damon if he wanted a glass of coke. Annoyance flared up within him, she'll probably never get that comfortable with him.

"'Game of Thrones' season finale, in?" Damon's voice echoed from the kitchen. Kai walked towards the sound, mentally prepared for whatever Bonnie throws at him tonight.

"Yeah, okay," Bonnie agreed. "It'll be on really soon so maybe..." her voice drifted off when Kai made an appearance in the kitchen. Great. Kai sighed when Bonnie turned her back on him to focus on the vampire. "So call Elena, she gets a little pissy if she misses the beginning."

Damon nodded while taking out his phone, "on it." The conversation lasted about fifteen seconds and all the while Bonnie avoided his gaze when he tried to seeks hers, he walked around Bonnie to grab a glass off the counter for appearance sake.

"Hi Bon, lovely evening." Kai smiled, quite charmingly he might add. He leaned against the counter, facing her while keeping a safe distance.

Bonnie just rolled her eyes and walked towards the entrance, "I see you're not following my advice."

Kai smiled tightly, watching her leave the room. "Oh, the advice about me fucking off," he called after her. "No thanks, I'm good."

Damon's lips pursed as he watched the exchange between the two witches, Kai felt his pensive gaze on him and turned around, "Wanna watch 'Game of Thrones' with us? We also ordered a lot of Mexican food if you want some too."

Before Kai can comment on the unexpected gesture from Damon, Bonnie came back looking a little shocked. "Are you kidding me, Damon?"

Damon shrugged, "why not? Everyone should know the brilliance of that t.v show and besides we ordered so much food which doesn't make any sense," pointing at her, he said, "you're on that diet." He dropped his hand, "Elena and I will eat food but it wouldn't be much." He then pointed at Kai, "he's the only one that won't be wasting my money."

"You're obsession with that show is stupid," Bonnie said, glaring at him.

"You're stupid," Damon countered, he made a face right afterwards, probably thinking about how weak his comeback was.

"Why are you on a diet anyway? you're perfect, it's unnecessary," Kai said out loud, completely regretting it soon after when an awkward silence settled over the kitchen. Damn his word vomit. Kai peeked over at Bonnie, he tried not to flinch when Bonnie rolled her eyes in irritation.

"So..." Damon said, clearing her throat, "wanna watch with us?"

Kai just nodded.

"Damon!"

The blue eyed vampire looked over at her once again, seemingly nonplussed at Bonnie's outburst. "It's just the one time and I think it's safe to say, he's not going to kill us."

"I'm really not though," Kai added, knowing it wasn't going to do shit to the situation.

"You may never know," Bonnie muttered quietly.

Kai closed his eyes for a moment, looking up at the ceiling. How many times has he had this conversation with her? And why the hell was he in love with this stubborn, uppity girl anyway. "As cliche as this might sound, if I wanted to kill you all. I would have done it already."

"You couldn't kill me," Bonnie scoffed, folding her arms.

Kai opened his eyes and looked at her, damn she's pretty. "I'm better than you at magic. It's not an opinion, it's fact."

"The hell you're better than me," she growled while taking a step closer to him.

Kai almost took an instinctive step back when her green eyes started glowing, taking on bright, yellow tinge. "That's hot," he said under his breath.

"What?" Bonnie said, looking confused as her eyes took on its natural color again.

Kai shook his head and grinned, "nothing." He looked around, "where did Damon go?"

"In here," Damon yelled from the living room, "when the pissing contest is over between you two, the show is about to start."

"I'm in here also," Elena's soft voice called out. "We have food."

Bonnie pinned Kai one hard look before striding out of the kitchen. Kai exhaled, following close behind her, watching the sway of her hips, "totally worth it."

"What did you say?" Bonnie said, turning her head back slightly.

"Nothing," Kai exclaimed, "Jesus."

"My heart is broken," Elena sighed as she switched channels when the ending credits came on screen, "figuratively, of course."

"I hate this show," Bonnie said as she stood up to stretch her muscles.

"Totally saw that coming."

"Shut up Damon," Bonnie said, stifling a yawn. "We're grieving."

Kai sat back on the couch, he didn't know what was going on during that hour and he was more than a little distracted from the story when Bonnie and Elena let out an unearthly scream or curse every five minutes.

"Might start watching the show now," Kai piped up.

"See, it's awesome." Damon said, clapping Kai on the shoulder. Kai looked at him strangely, was he missing something? Why was the vampire being so welcoming all of a sudden.

"I'm going to head home," she stepped away from the couch to hug Elena, "Feeling very emotionally drained now."

"Me too," Elena nodded in agreement. "Good night, Bon."

"Yeah, night witch." Damon nodded, throwing an arm over Elena's shoulder.

"Night guys," Bonnie smiled at the two vampires. She spared Kai a stern glance before walking towards the door.

'Well...at least she looked at me, that's something,' Kai thought as he stood up from the couch and followed after her, yeah he was definitely a masochist. He was mindful of Elena and Damon on the couch who were no doubt going to listen as he approached Bonnie.

"Bon," Kai said hesitantly.

"What is it?" Bonnie said, turning around and backing up a little when she saw how close he got to her.

"What I said about that witch comment I made earlier, I didn't mean it."

"About me being a shit witch?"

"What?" he said in annoyance, "I didn't say you were shit, I just said I was better than you and I didn't mean that."

She folded her arms, "this might come as a shock to you Kai but what you have to say means nothing to me."

Kai sighed for the umpteen time tonight. "I surrender," he held his hands up in a placating way, "I just wanted to apologize but I guess I didn't have to."

"No, you didn't." Bonnie said heatedly as she turned around, yanking the door knob open and walking out, closing the door behind her, not sparing him a backward glance this time.

Kai closed his eyes when he heard Damon imitate a whipping sound. Jaw clenched, he turned around to look at the vampire blandly, who was also facing Kai, his body turned around in the couch.

"Bonnie's like an elephant," Damon said with a smirk, "she never forgets."

Elena looked at both men with a confused expression, "what are you guys talking about?"

"Nothing," Kai said, giving a hard look of warning at Damon. "Nothing at all." Obviously Damon was more perceptive then Kai gave him credit for.

Damon looked at him for a moment and shrugged turning his attention towards Elena, "it's honestly nothing."

"Okay," Elena nodded, "Bonnie is not going to happy about that elephant comparison though."

Kai headed towards the stairs after that, contemplating finding a spell that might get rid of his feelings for Bonnie or better yet find a spell that will make Bonnie fall madly in love with him because the unrequited love thing is a total bummer right now. He nodded to himself, feeling resolute as he opened his door and threw himself on the bed. He'll find a spell for his predicament, he'd be a crappy witch if he couldn't.

Lol, obviously he finds no spell.