Naruto: Preparation
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NARUTO'S ROOM
The alarm goes off in Naruto's room.
"Ahhh. (Scratches himself) I think I'll go watch the news." Naruto turns on the TV and watches the 'news', which is Spongebob to him. It shows the episode when Spongebob and Patrick become the parents of a baby clam.
Sakura walks into his room.
"Naruto, Tsunade has a visitor that wants to see us." Sakura angrily looks at him.
"HAHA! He got hit with a coconut. OHH hey Sakura how long have you been there?"
"LONG enough for me to hit you! Now get dressed and come to the Hokage's office."
TSUNADE'S OFFICE
"Umm it seems that we have attacked a member of the evil galaxy, he a dude with a mask and dresses all in black-" Naruto interrupts Tsunade.
"Ohh yeah! That's Darth Vader. He's nice in movies and I pooped on his face."
"That killed me and Kakashi for the rest evening," complained Sakura.
"ENOUGH! Okay I can hear him coming," said Tsunade.
Obi-wan walks into the office with two stormtroopers by his side. A stormtrooper with him holds a boom box in his arms and starts playing it. The boom box starts playing Darth Vader's theme song.
"HEY! I said track 6 before we came here," whispered Obi-wan to the stormtrooper.
"Umm sir, that is track 6," claimed the stormtrooper.
"Try track 7," suggested the other stormtrooper.
"Ok." The stormtrooper puts on track 7 and it starts playing Chris Brown's Forever. Everyone in the starts dancing including the stormtroopers, Shizune, and NarutoTsunade taps her foot against the ground and Obi-Wan looks at the stormtroopers as their dancing. Kakashi rushes into the room.
"Yaahh! PARTY BOAT!" yells Kakashi. Kakashi starts dancing and the music stops. Everyone looks at him in an awkward way.
"Umm, Obi-Wan sir. I think we have to burn a new CD," said one of the stormtroopers.
"Fine people, I'll leave since the loud music stopped," Kakashi sadly said.
"Wait Hatake Kakashi, we need you for this mission," demanded Tsunade. "Please umm… O-O-be O-be O-" She tried to pronounce his name correctly
"You mean Obi-Wan," said Obi-wan Kenobi.
"Umm yes." Tsunade patiently listens.
"Okay since you attacked Darth Vader with your putrid smells, he started planning an attack on us for some particular reason. We asked you to stop him once more," explained Obi-Wan.
"Okay so how we get there to your main base, WAIT! How did you get here?" asked Naruto.
"Easy…. with my starfighter!" shouted Kenobi.
"What's that," asked Sakura.
"OHH! I think it's a new jutsu," exclaimed Naruto.
"You are incorrect, it is a ship that flies, DUH! What's a jutsu?" asked Obi-wan.
"Ohh wow that is very intriguing. A jutsu is a thing that you use to kick other peoples' butt with," explained Naruto.
"Okay That's enough. No more stupid questions. Kakashi, Sakura, Naruto, you are going to fulfill this mission with style," commanded Tsunade.
"Okay just let get my bling because that's my style-" Sakura punches Naruto in the head as he talks.
"She's means that we will go to a new place and we will get a prize," said Sakura.
AT THE FIELD WHERE THE STARFIGHTER IS PARKED
"Here we are," said Obi-wan. "This starfighter has 500 mph ground speed, one bathroom, five star crash rating, and holds up to 2000 miles per gallon. Originally made the Marsedes company."
"Nice! I call Shotgun!" called Naruto.
INSIDE THE STARFIGHTER
"I call the bathroom!" called Naruto. He runs into the bathroom and starts laughing hysterically.
"Okay everyone buckle up and NARUTO get out of the bathroom," yelled Kakashi.
"NO!" Naruto talked back.
"Why should we buckle up Kakashi sensei?" asked Sakura. The engine starts and it blasts out of the field. Sakura flies backwards towards the wall behind.
"Didn't say I warned you," bragged Kakashi. Naruto meanwhile in the bathroom flies into the toilet head first.
"AWW Gross. I have Obi-wan poo germs all over my face. Okay I'm coming out now!" yelled Naruto.
Naruto comes up to a seat next to Kakashi, sits down, and buckles up. A couple of hours later they reach the planet Corusant.
CORUSANT
"WHOA! Look at this place. It's like an alien planet. We are the first humans from Konoha to discover that there are aliens on a new planet," Naruto excitedly said.
"Ok! Enough wandering. It's time to receive your mission, which is from me," said Obi-Wan.
"The mission what is," said Naruto.
"Why are you talking like that?" asked Sakura.
"Because Yoda talks like that too, so if I wanna be like him, I gonna have to talk like him," explained Naruto.
"Just don't do that when your in front of him, okay your mission is to participate in the Galactic Wars II," said Obi-wan.
"Sounds fun, but scary," wondered Naruto. "So are we going to participate in an actual war."
"Yes," answered Obi-Wan.
"ARE YOU CRAZY?!" cried Naruto and Sakura in unison.
"NO I'm not. Tsunade told me that I cannot borrow all the ninja and besides, you are the only ones available. She told me that one of you guys and heal and the other can multiply," said Obi-wan. "There will be guns, so stay on guard."
"Guns? What are they," asked Naruto.
"Guns are metals weapons that shoot round objects at a very fast pace, but I'm covered I have a Sharingan," explained Kakashi.
"Ohh crap I have nothing! As least I not as bad as Sakura," relieved Naruto.
"Hey I can heal you know," cried Sakura.
"Okay. I will teach you how to use the laser gun," said Kenobi.
"All right a new jutsu," shouted Naruto.
"It's not a jutsu Naruto. It's a weapon that we are not allowed to bring back with us," said Kakashi.
THE LIBRARY TRAINING GROUND AREA
"Okay here's the blaster." Obi-wan handed a blaster to Naruto.
"Awesome. I wonder how it works." Naruto starts blasting at Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan uses his force powers to stop the laser from hitting him.
"Whoa! How I never saw that in the movies?" wondered Naruto.
"Ohh! That's because you have to buy the dvd, select features, go to bloopers, and you'll see it there," explained Obi-Wan.
"OHHH! I'll keep that in mind," said Naruto.
"I going to look around," said Kakashi.
"Okay, but if you're looking for the bathroom, it is in aisle 2 near the office," yelled Obi-Wan.
As Kakashi was walking down the aisle of pictures of the greatest jedi in the history of Corusant, he noticed a picture of Obi-Wan doing a funny pose. Then he saw a lightsaber on the table nearby him. He picked it up and pressed the button the causes the lightsaber to appear. Kakashi was amazed.
"Amazing!" He accidently cut a table in half because he swung the saber downwards.
"Whoops." Kakashi felt a little embarrassed. He soon returned to the training area.
"Ka-ka-ka-ka-kashi where were you. You wee supposed to be here at 6:10 and 20 seconds. When you got here, it was 6:10 and 21 seconds. Do have any idea how much you worried me? Gosh!" nagged Naruto.
"Keep your panties in a knot Naruto," Kakashi calmly said. Sakura laughed.
"Training's over folks, I am going to speak with your teacher privately," said Obi-wan.
"I'll have you command an army of ten including Sakura only," instructed Obi-Wan.
Kakashi asked, "Why?"
"Naruto can multiply! He can keep the whole army away until the assassination is complete," Obi-wan said.
"We can't use our techniques as smooth as you think Obi-Wan sir. It takes energy and it could cause us our lives. What's the target anyway?" Kakashi said.
"The target is a copy of Darth Vadar's apprentice. He's wandering freely right now and I think that we have to kill him before he can get anywhere else," explained Obi-wan.
"He caused thunder storms and killings," said Obi-wan
"Umm, those are natural disasters, they happen through nature," Kakashi said
"Ohh." Obi-wan wan embarrassed.
"Fine but under one condition." Kakashi looked at Obi-wan. "I….. want to see…… your…. bookstore."
"You have yourself a deal youngling!" Obi-Wan joyfully said.
END OF PREPARATION
WILL KAKASHI RISK Naruto's life for books? Is Naruto Good enough for Sakura? Is Hamlet Two a good movie? Will I ever get good grades at school? Is Spongebob and Patrick on channel 5 without cable!? WHAT'S BETTER THE PS3 OR XBOX?! These questions are mind-bobbling!!
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Stay tuned for more Galaxy Wars on the next chapter of this story!!