Onimi and Nom Anor: Music Time: Chapter 2

In the sector of Coruscant where Ben and Myri Antilles Skywalker's apartment was, night had settled. And while the city planet was always awake 24/7, that wasn't the case within the space afforded to the Skywalkers and their three children - teenaged red-haired daughter Marie, and prepubescent blonde-haired sons TJ and Cody - as the family slept.

But from the depths of that apartment, stretching miles to the bottom of the destroyed Vongformed underworld, Onimi and Nom Anor were rocking out to their hardest as the latter played a metal guitar and the former sung the most ridiculous and over-the-top stuff where no one could hear them or arrest them for disturbing the public peace. However, it wasn't as if no one was hearing it, for as Terroja and Cody slept, they heard the awesomeness of Onimi's singing and Nom Anor's playing through the Force; and they enjoyed it more than they ever had in listening to their dad play and sing as kids.

~o~

The next day, Terroja and Cody were attending to their duties in the Jedi Temple before they ran into the former's not-so-secret crush, Tonya, within the Temple's main hall.

"Hey, TJ," Tonya said with an ecstatic smile, calling him by her pet name for him. "You said yesterday that you were gonna play for me in your room back at your place after we're done here for today?"

"Oh, don't worry, Tonya, I haven't forgotten," Terroja replied. "Cody and I got a song ready for you later today."

Tonya looked at Cody curiously before looking back to Terroja. "I thought it was just gonna be you and me," she stated.

"Well, Cody wants to play, so I'm obliging him," Terroja said.

"Whatever, you're still gonna sing, right? 'Cause I love it whenever you sing!"

"I'm still gonna sing, Toni, Cody's just playing," Terroja replied.

"Great, I'll see you then!" she said before giving Terroja, turning away from the siblings, and scattering away to attend to her own duties, completely forgetting to say goodbye to Cody.

Terroja and Cody looked at each other. "You know what song we're singing, right, Cody?" Terroja asked.

"I do," Cody replied with a nod and a smile. "Tonya will find it so romantic, no doubt about it."

~o~

Later, after the day was done, the Skywalker brothers met with Tonya in their room back at their apartment; their parents were out on a date, and Marie was "babysitting," although Terroja and Cody saw Marie leaving the apartment with a sleazy-looking twenty-year-old guy when she left. Marie didn't know that they saw her from their rooms, but otherwise, Terroja and Cody didn't care. In either case, it was just the three of them in the apartment.

Tonya seated herself on the living area couch as the brothers gathered before her, Cody with his guitar.

"Well, play, you guys," she nearly demanded.

The brothers nodded, and Cody began playing a sweet, mushy, upbeat tune. Terroja soon began singing softly, looking in Tonya's eyes;

I see you, baby

Lyin' in your bed

You look so beautiful with that

Pillow under your head

And I know I shouldn't

But I pull down my pants

And I take out my big

Fat, white, pimply ass

And I

And in an instant, Terroja shouted

FART IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!

Simultaneously, Cody's tune became faster and more metal.

Now go get me some eggs, you stupid bitch!

I'm hungrrrrryyyy!

Want some breakfast!

Yeah!

With that, Cody's tune became more dramatic and badass as Terroja began making equally dramatic and wild gestures for a time before turning back to the now-shocked Tonya. Without wasting a second, he began jumping up and down like a madman before her before organically stopping from the jumping and shouting angrily:

YEAH, BITCH, BREAKFAST TIME!

The song came to an end as Cody's tune stopped right there, and Terroja said calmly, "Where are my eggs?"

~o~

Down in the ruined underworld where they lived, as Onimi and Nom Anor lay on piles of trash exposed to the night sky trying to sleep, the former abruptly sat up and asked his partner, "Hey, Nommy, did you feel that?"

"No, what, what is it?" Nom Anor asked, also sitting up, instantly curious.

"Oh, right," Onimi said in realization. "I only felt it in the Force."

"Well, what was it?" Nom Anor pressed.

"It... it was... our last song traveled through the Force to affect Ben and Myri Antilles Skywalker's sons," Onimi declared. "They sung it, man! They sung it!"

"It's a miracle," Nom Anor said with a tear in his one eye.

End Note: Special thanks to Terroja "TJ" Kincaid, a.k.a. The Amazing Atheist, and his former friend and partner Cody Weber, for coming up with that amazing (no pun intended) song.