CHAPTER 2

Harry Potter Series

"What in the world is wrong with you Tom ?! Harry screamed from frustration.

Voldemort, the snake-faced manhood galore threw Harry on the bed and proceeded to pull down his pants.

"FUCKING HELL ! I AM OUTTA HERE, DAMN YOU FREAKING SNAKE FACED VOYEUR !"

Voldemort snorted. "Tut tut, Harry really ? That's the best you can come up with ? You're my property… You knew that since the day, you left the Light side and came to me. You belong to me Harry. It's…like an obsession Harry. I am immortal so are you. And you are wrong Harry. Ever so wrong to think that you'll escape me. I have fifty ways to stop you from leaving. Don't make me use force. I wont let the only person that has cared for me, leave me Harry. It pains me Harry, if you ever wish to leave, I will be inclined to use brutal force. You're enchanting, your face, your smell, your skin and your moans, Merlin they're delicious. And mine of course."

Harry smiled and blushed heavily. That was one of the sweetest confessions one could ever pull out of the dark lord. Yeah well… it was painted with extreme possessiveness but oh well… Harry frowned at that one.

The Dark side was already fast on the chase to win. Dumbledore was dead and with Harry converted Merlin knows what would happen to the Order.

Voldemort looked dazed for the moment. Harry smiled and without reluctance, pulled Voldemort's face towards himself, and quickly put a chaste kiss on his white lips and shyly turned away. "I… I am here for you, Tom. You don't ever have to think that I would leave you. Never. I am yours Tom."

The way his wretched muggle name rolled off Harry's tongue sent jolts of shiver through his spine.

Harry smiled innocently at him. Heh. It was obvious he was expecting some nice lovey-dovey moment. Voldemort took great pleasure in proving him wrong.

"Are you trying to seduce me Potter ?" Voldemort smirked.

Harry stared incredulously. "Oh hell no ! No no no nooooooooooooooo ! mmmphhh…."

His screams were muffled by cold lips binding his hot lips.

Voldemort was horny. Heh. Time for the convention now…..

Death Note

"L will you please stop staring at my arse like it's a piece of meat."

L was hungrily observing the said suspect's arse taking in it's curves and getting percentages on how much of it would fit in his hands while you-know-what.

"Light kun, there is a 70 percent chance that you are going to fondled by me right now."

Shivered flashed through Light's eyes as he slowly tried to sneak ou…..

"Non non, mon cherie, you cant leave now. I have yet to scan your whole body and see how much of it would fit my body exactly during I *beep* your *beep*…"

"Holy fucking hell Ryuuzaki ! I don't want details !"

"Tch Light kun. Be frank with me. After all, I have seen every minute millimeter of your body and thoroughly touched it too."

Light wanted to stab himself right then and there.

"Oh yeah, important thing. I have brought this smexy French maid costume for you. It's made of silk and soft satin just like your skin, which I dream of licking quite sometimes in nights. It has a really tight blouse and real mini skirt. Do wear it and then clean my room in front of me so that I can then release my pent-up feelings."

Light did not even want to think about anything. He just wanted to cry. He was beyond his mental capacity on how to stop this horny predator from jumping on him. How could the damned detective say it all with a poker face ?!

"And just so you know, we'll be leaving today within four hours to attend the annual seme-uke convention."

Light fainted.