Title: Purt Prompts.
Author: BelleCat.
Rating: M
Pairing: Puck/Kurt (Purt).
Summary: A series of PURT oneshots, inspired by a list of prompts.
Disclaimer: Puck & Kurt don't belong to me sadly :( if they did, there'd be a lot more 'action' in Glee ;D my prompts are from this website:
http: // community . livejournal . com / 64damn _prompts/ profile
Warning: Scenes of a homosexual nature. If you don't like, don't read.
Author Notes: SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING SOONER! I've been very recently with upcoming Prom and exams prep, and so this is the only time I've had to write. Enjoy :)
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Prompt Two: Metaphor
"Dude, what's a metaphor?"
"Honestly, Noah," Kurt scowled up from where he had been fixing his already perfectly coiffed hair, "You're this old and you don't know what a metaphor is?" He paused to return his pocket mirror to it's rightful place and casually added, "Not to mention if you refer to me as 'dude' or anything equally barbaric, the next time we have sex I will leave you with the worst case of blue balls you have ever experienced."
"Ouch," Puck raised an eyebrow at the smaller boy's statement, his trademark cocky, arrogant smirk quickly settling on his features as he leaned back on two legs of his chair, "Would you rather I know what a metaphor is or where you prostrate is anyway?"
"... Shut up."
"Concise, Hummel."
"You're hardly verbose yourself, Puckerman."