Chapter 2 is a bit short because stuff are coming up. Next update will be coming in about 2-4 days depending on the popularity or responses. If more people respond I'll put all my time into this. Thanks for reading.

Deadpool ran toward Weiss and Ruby and stabbed a Beowulf right beside the head. Things went quiet for a few seconds with the other Beowulves prowling even closer. ''Good doggie?'' Deadpool said playfully.

Fuck. ''Uh, oh''.

The Beowulf turned and slammed Deadpool to the ground with its large paw. WAAAAAAAADE!.The large canine grimm tried to bite Deadpool's head off but was met with his arms pushing its head back. Turning it into a grappling match. ''LADIES, IF YOU WILL!. USE YOUR GIANT!. THING!.'' He screamed in panic. Ruby responded by dropping the edge of the scythe with its blade on one side of the grimm's neck and pulled the trigger, decapitating it. The scythe barely grazing Deadpool's head. ''I need to get me one of those.'' Deadpool panted.

Wanna get out of here first?. ''Yeah. That too.''.

Weiss took the initiative and spread fire between them and the Beowulf pack using dust with her rapier. ''RUN'' she screamed. All 3 ran until they could see the smoke from far away. They walked. And walked. And walked. ''Do you even know where we're going?'' Weiss asked angrily. ''Well….ummm…. DO YOU?!'' Ruby retorted. ''Of course I do. We're going tooooo. The forest temple'' Weiss said trying to maintain the superiority in the conversation. ''So you DON'T know where we're going'' Ruby returned.

''You don't know either''.

''WHY ARE YOU SO BOSSY!?''

''BOSSY?!''

''One of them might as well be a voice in the other's head.'' Deadpool commented while he sat on a rock watching the two fight. ''You'd be the bitch'' You'd be the childish dickhead.

''Alright, ladies, ladies. Let's just keep calm and remember what's important. Getting to where we need to be. Which is?'' Deadpool said trying to calm the two down.

''The Forest Temple.'' Ruby said

''Which is?''

''Headmaster Ozpin didn't say. We have to find it ourselves'' Weiss said.

''Then nobody's really wrong here. We just have to find it. Am I right?''

Wow. Wade W. Wilson. The Peacemaker.

''Right'' The girls said in unison.

''Anyone have any ideas on how to find the Torest Femple?''

Ruby raised her hand meekly and explained her idea. It involved a nevermore. And a whole lot of luck.

Minutes later after climbing the highest tree they could find. They were hitchhiking on a nevermore's feathers. Riding a giant bird?. Really, Wade?. '' I don't see you coming up with shit either, Highmoon''

''Either way, What are those two shouting about?''

''IN A BAD WAY. IN A VERY BAD WAY!'' Weiss shouted at Ruby.

''Then let's just jump'' Ruby suggested.

''What?!'' Weiss screamed

Ruby jumped down

''I don't see why not'' Deadpool said. Seriously?. The Merc loosened his grip on the feathers and fell while screaming ''CHEEEESEE AND BISCUIIITTSSSSSSS!''.

Meanwhile, Below them. A series of events were driving a certain yellow-haired girl crazy.

''Ruby?''

''Yang!''

''Noraaa!''

Just as Deadpool fell behind them he groaned from the ground ''Deadpool.''. Then suddenly, a giant scorpion grimm burst out of the Jungle chasing a bronze-armored girl and Weiss fell out of the sky and fell on a blonde guy. Furious in the crazy events that were happening one after the other. Yang snapped

''I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!. CAN EVERYONE JUST CHILL OUT FOR TWO SECONDS BEFORE SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENS AGAIN?!'' the brawler exclaimed.

A green ninja arrived and the Spartan girl dived in front of them.

''Great, Now we can die together.'' Yang said.

''Not if I can-. Wait, Mr. Pool?. Are you just going toooo….lie there?'' Ruby asked. Looking at Deadpool lying on the ground behind the group in a seductive pose. You could expect him to say ''Draw me like one of your French girls''

''Mr. Who?'' Yang raised a brow.

''Deadpool. That guy.'' Ruby pointed behind them.

Deadpool was obviously ogling up their skirts and when Yang looked at him he waved and winked ''That's me'' Smooth. Deadpool stood up and patted himself down. ''Who's this guy?'' Nora asked Ruby. ''Mr. Deadpool. I met him when I landed.'' Ruby replied. The only thing Nora said was ''Oh'' in a statement of understanding.

Deadpool put his arms around Ruby and Yang and pulled their heads close. Nobody could react and just watched as the two colossal grimm marched and flew their way toward them. Deadpool smiled behind his mask. ''I guess you could say. We're in a PINCH.'' All of them looked at the scorpion and sighed except Yang who was holding in her laughter with a ''Pfft''. ''This is a pretty. FEATHERY situation amirite?'' Deadpool added. Wade, please stop. ''The situation looks rather GRIMM, doesn't it?''.

Nora chuckled and Deadpool didn't respond but with a ''You suck at jokes'' while slowly crawling his hand down to grope Yang. She knew he was going to and slapped his hand ''No'' Yang said.

Deadpool walked in front of the group and faced them ''Whoever helps the least shall treat the group to lunch. If he does not he or she shall be considered STINGY and on the bottom of the PECKING order.''. Weiss grabbed her rapier and threatened Deadpool ''If you make one more stupid joke. I'll stab you again?''. ''Again?'' Pyrrha said in confusion. We have a lot more in common than I thought. We both hate your goddamn jokes.

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