Chapter 2: Status Change

A/N: Since I don't follow the light novels very well, I'm going to make some changes in this AU's storyline. I'll try to incorporate other elements when I have time to do some research (aka, gloss over the wiki).

So enjoy reading how Kazuma not only makes his mark in manhood, but earns his new class, the Devil's Advocate.

Kazuma sat against a wooden wall. He sneezed, cursed the strange changes in the climate; the past few days have been shitty for him and the denizens of this beginner town.

In such odd times, he adapted by spending time on this side of a building. Along with the cool shade, the land was also high enough for him to see the green grass of the distant fields. Thanks to the horizon's shining sun and line of magnificent mountains, he could dream the life of adventuring (his current one was lacking for too many reasons).

"Hey, hey, can you see that?"

The Adventurer glanced over to his right to see a teen with long, black hair and dark skin. Like the first time, Kazuma thought it strange for the person to be wearing a sapphire overcoat ornated with belts and buckles. This choice of fashion was a portable sauna in this hellish weather.

Yet, Kazuma was never one to judge, not when he had his own company of awkward misfits. To humor his buddy, Kazuma peered ahead. "See what?"

"There's a cow. Let's go tip it."

The Adventurer searched for the animal. "Even if there is one, I do not want to mess with a cow."

"Come on, don't be a pussy."

"Don't call me that, Ispy."

"Fine, don't be a vagina, stand up with that pair hanging full and round." Kazuma's buddy stared at two women. He never shied away from their judgmental eyes.

Kazuma stretched out his arms and legs. "I like how we try to have fun together, but breaking property isn't a good idea, not when someone could bill me for the damage."

"Are you blind? I'm talking about that chick in the blue tights right there."

The Adventurer followed his friend's finger to see a woman with long, black hair walk on the street ahead with two armored escorts. Her stunning figure found more shape thanks to her tight, blue clothes. The glasses and mole helped Kazuma remember why he felt tense about her.

"Oh shit, that's Sena."

"The chick who almost slit you in front of an audience." Ispy shrugged and watched the subject of interest walk out of sight. "The impressive part is how she almost did it without holding the blade. Ugh, the only times hotties like her should kill is after doing the naked dance; that's just decency."

Kazuma leered at his 'pal' with suspicion. "Hey, are you high?"

"Toasted, but still sane enough to know I can't go over there and suckle on those mama bahamas."

Ispy raised his hands and moved them around invisible spheres. The Adventurer almost gagged; he saw more people on the roads and windows look their way with disgust.

"Can you fondle them inside your mind?"

"Fuck them, I'm on vacation." Ispy moaned when he pinched his fingers and rubbed them on imaginary tips. "But it does make me want to fuck a good ole pair of titties. Why don't you go do that with Glasses Cow there just to get back at her for almost putting your plate on a pike?"

Kazuma scratched his head with closed eyes, all to endure a headache. "I think that's head on a pike. And why the hell would I do that, let alone could? She'll have a legitimate reason to execute me on the spot."

Ispy stood up and thrust his hip into the air. "See Kazuma, I don't get you sometimes. You go all-out monkeys — ugh — with friends and other munchkins, but you shrink in the face of authority. They're not gods, they're still — ugh — humans."

"Why would you use that sort of logic?" Kazuma slid his hands down his face as his friend continued to thrust his hips with loud 'ughs.' He tried to ignore the many who watched with a range of discolored expressions. "Look, you're clearly hallucinating about something you should save for a real woman. Come on, I'll take you to an inn so you could rest."

"No, I'm convinced you need to learn how to take what you want." Ispy pointed his hips Kazuma's way and humped. The small tent, his erect penis, looked like a finger pointing at the Adventurer. "This should make up for the time you saved me. I owe you, remember?"

Kazuma saw his friend smile and give him a thumbs-up sign. He sighed, remembered that he first met Ispy in the middle of an alleyway, sleeping on gray vomit. "Owe me? You can do that by going to bed. Get some rest, we can go meet my party tomorrow, try to have some fun with them instead."

"Oh, you mean the three hotties." Ispy raised three fingers. "One midget mage, one noble slut, and that dumbass bitchess. See, hanging out with them is the biggest sign that you're not only a virgin, but a coward on his way to becoming gay or forever alone."

The Adventurer pursed his lips. He felt a spark of anger. "Don't judge me. Things are complicated."

"As complicated as the relationship you have with your right hand?" Ispy drew in a deep breath and rubbed his palms. "Kazuma, I know this sound harsh, but it's time for a wake-up call, buddy. I'm not only doing this to return a favor, but you and I, we're a lot alike."

"We are?" The Adventurer scanned the entire area to see people have stopped what they were doing to eavesdrop. "I think we're very different, like how we present ourselves in public."

Ispy followed his friend's gaze. He drew in one more breath before he raised his head and opened his mouth.

"Yo, fuckers! I don't give a shit what you say about me, but go look up your own assholes, not mine!"

Kazuma held his ears; Ispy's voice rang out like it came out of a speakerphone. Leaves rustled and water shook from the vibration. He also saw everyone scurry away, scared.

"Wh-what was that?!"

"Snap, good skill to keep the weak-minded in line." Ispy wiped one row of knuckles against his chest. "You could learn it from me someday, but for now, we're on a mission to give you a hell of an upgrade."

Ispy cracked his hands. A concerned Kazuma asked, "Mission? What do I even need to upgrade? My gear is already the best they can be."

"Not talking about your human shit, Kaka." The so-called pal swung his arm. He stopped when the fingers had a nice hold of the pants fabric near Kazuma's family jewels. "We're talking about your manhood. Clench tight."

"W-w-what the fuck?" Kazuma began to feel dizzy. His mind felt like jello; he lost all memory of the curse words he wanted to roll off of his tongue. "The hell? Why?"

"Shut up and go to sleep. When you wake up, we're going to start with step one."

The Adventurer tried to do something, punch Ispy for clutching his balls in public. By the time he moved, Kazuma collapsed on the ground next to his friend's dark boots.

"Get up, Kazuma. It's time for your upgrade."

The Adventurer's eyes fluttered open. When he tried to see where Ispy's voice came from, he felt a chill below his waist. He shivered after something wet slid around his thighs. "Wh-where am I?"

A soft, wet object dabbed against a sensitive part of his body. When he realized it was his penis, Kazuma got up on his elbows to feel the wooden floor. This did not surprise him as the person positioned between his pantless legs.

"Wiz?!"

A brunet greeted, "Hello, Kazuma." Her long hair draped over the top of her purple robes. On her elbows, her fair, slender hands slid over his naked waist. They stopped after grasping the erect part of the pelvis. "How do you like this so far?"

The Adventurer remained silent in shock. Before he could speak, the gorgeous brunet smooched the tip of his dick. Her hand fondled his balls before she kissed a scrotum, then moved up the meaty length with her tongue.

"W-wiz, what's happening?" Kazuma felt concerned (not really, because what dumbass would hate this situation?). He also bit his lip as the brunet licked the line of his piss hole. "And where's Ispy? Did he put you up to this?"

"Ispy? I don't know anybody by that name." Wiz kissed the dick up and down, displayed desire for the instrument of procreation. "But you should focus on this, unless you would like for me to stop?"

Kazuma looked away with burning cheeks. He noticed they were inside an enclosed room, nothing special about its blank walls. "W-well, this is kind of a crazy situation. I never even imagined you would do something like this to me."

"But it's happening." The brunet closed her eyes and hovered her mouth above the dick's bulbous head. "And if you do not have any objections, let's get started."

Kazuma had so many questions. He immediately banished them after Wiz dipped her head down to engulf his meat pole into her mouth. Her lips glided down until she reached the end of the base covered in brown pubic strands.

As the wet flesh of her throat constricted his dick, Kazuma scratched the floor. "A-amazing, this is...too much!"

Wiz pulled away. Her suction and slime forced Kazuma to pinch himself, keep his orgasm at bay.

"I-I don't think I can last." The Adventurer grunted as the brunet pushed back down his penis. "I'm serious, it's coming out." By the third suck, Kazuma held his head and roared as his balls contracted. His cock spurt semen inside Wiz's mouth. A raw buzz ran through his head.

The brunet breathed through her nose, blew air into the male's pubes. When her cheeks puffed out, she pulled back to slide her mouth off of the dick. She raised her head and gulped; Kazuma imagined cum spilling down her pulsing throat.

"That wasn't so bad." Wiz stood up and undid her robes. When her clothes fell down, she smiled as the ceiling's candle fire shined on her peach, curvaceous body. Her huge breasts and thighs contrasted with her small waist; she was a man's perfect mate. Kazuma couldn't believe he was about to indulge himself with her body.

"W-wait, we're going all the way?"

Wiz blinked while her hands rested on top of her babyfeeders. "Yes, why not?"

Kazuma had his doubts, his fears as a virgin. Yet, Ispy's image angered him enough to mentally slap himself for even thinking of ending this. Determined, he lifted off his remaining clothes until he too was stark naked.

"Because those were in the way." The Adventurer sat up and tapped his thighs. His dick wiggled in response. "Now, hop on. I'm going to rock your world."

Wiz's giggle confused Kazuma (some shame because he sounded cocky just now). His worries evaporated after the bombshell brunet lifted a leg over his waist.

"You're confident, that's good." She stopped the mouth of her vagina just above the penis. She moved her head closer to Kazuma's until their mouths were inches apart. "Because that's how it should be, from the first time to the last."

Kazuma felt Wiz's lips meet his. Inexperience forced him to rely on his partner's smooches, try to copy her while he endured the pleasure of their sloppy kiss. When he felt comfortable, the brunet lowered her hips until her pussy fit around the dick like a glove.

The Adventurer felt his mind turn numb. The pleasure in his mouth and penis overwhelmed his adolescent nerves. His first kiss, first vagina, first sex; Kazuma finally indulged in the true joys of manhood.

"Hold still." Wiz raised her body before she fell. Kazuma grunted after he felt his lover's wet walls run down his meat pole. Two, three times later, the gorgeous woman hopped on his lap like a kangaroo.

The Adventurer watched the brunet's huge breasts jiggle clockwise and all about. He enjoyed her pussy's tight grip that tugged on his penis no matter what direction she went. Yet, he didn't feel satisfied by the lack of noise or her calm face; he wanted her to enjoy it as well (like the pornstars who orgasmed in those homemade pornos).

Kazuma started by grabbing Wiz's breasts. He pulled them down when he thrust his hips upwards. Unfortunately, his bad timing forced the top woman to stop.

"Is everything alright?"

"Yeah," he growled. On his own, Kazuma pushed up with all of his strength. Wiz gasped as her body bounced on his dick without her help. "This time, go at my pace. I want to reach as far as I can inside you."

When the brunet hopped, Kazuma pulled back. He timed his thrust to have his hips meet hers. The wet smack made him realize he was right, fucking together felt better than letting her do it alone.

"K-kazuma," Wiz gasped, the first reaction of its kind since the beginning. "Th-that was good."

"Really?" Kazuma did it again. The pounding that came after forced him to focus on the rhythm, rely on old gaming skills (DDR was still the shit in his days). "How's this? And this?"

Wiz whimpered every time the Adventurer did it right. This excited him, encouraged him to go as deep as he could inside his mate with each thrust. His efforts - the lovemaking - made him sweat and breathe harder until his loins stirred.

"I-I'm about to cum."

Kazuma's next hump didn't happen, not after Wiz pushed down with all of her weight. This left his cock covered in the embrace of her soft insides. "I-is this okay? Ha, Wiz, wait!"

The Adventurer's penis stiffened. The moment it shot its load, the brunet stood up to let a stream of semen shoot out across the floor. Kazuma watched his precious essence make a white streak on the wooden boards.

"I'm sorry." Wiz kneeled down to face her male lover. "When your penis moved a lot, I knew when to pull out. I only stayed on before to make you feel better."

Kazuma pouted like a child cheated of candy (or a whore wanting his/her love tap). "It kind of feels like you teased me there." He realized his words came out as pants; he was exhausted from the thrill of graduating into a man (no other significant change for ninety-five percent part of himself).

"But it was good, wasn't it?" Wiz's smile erased the Adventurer's need for compensation (bitch-slap her back into a human before she became a zombie). "If it wasn't, then I'm sorry. It's hard to remember what it's like to be a virgin."

The Adventurer opened his mouth to let out hot steam. He felt embarrassed by the idea that he was making Wiz appear like the villainess when she fulfilled a long-time desire. "No, no, there's nothing wrong. But if this is how you make a move on a guy, I wanted us to do the stuff that came before this."

"Oh, I didn't do this to start a romantic relationship." Wiz's light-hearted tee-hee stabbed Kazuma's heart (she a hot cruella). "I did this under Spike's orders."

"Orders?"

A smack on the room's only door attracted Kazuma's attention. Two more whacks blew the door off of its hinges. The entire cover slammed on the top of his skull.

"Yo, Kazuma. Finally done getting your pee-wee stretched out?"

The Adventurer gritted his teeth. He recognized that obnoxious, drunk tone.

"Spike, he's below the door that you're stepping on."

"Oh, thanks Wiz." The large cover swung away to reveal Ispy, a friend and asshole coming in one package. "There you are. Come on, man, I'm trying to help you make a doormat out of others. Don't play the part, it's pathetic."

Kazuma swung an uppercut towards Ispy's groin. When he made contact, he retracted his arm and shouted, "Ouch!" He glanced down to see his knuckles' red shade. "Are you wearing a cup?"

"Nope, all oak and boulders down there." The Adventurer's pal knocked on his groin. "Could have worked if I was a regular human. Too bad I'm not, so I'll let it slide, also because your slow mind hasn't caught up to what's going on."

"I don't have a clue because you never told me anything!" Kazuma tried to cover his penis by raising his legs; he became conscious that he was naked in front of his male friend. "And you convinced Wiz to have sex with me?"

Ispy chuckled, "Yeah, that's the perks of being the Demon Lord. Am I right, Wiz?"

Kazuma blinked as his recent sex partner nodded before she bowed. When he looked at his standing pal, he asked, "Ispy, what did you say?"

"That's right, we need to correct some things." The dark teenager slid a hand over his forehead. A violet spark buzzed on the same spot before it vanished to reveal a third monstrous eye. Its jagged edges and crimson pupil gave it a demonic appearance.

"First of all, I regret giving you that name. Ispy, I spy? What shit was I on to give that kind of dumbass name?"

Kazuma felt his scrotum shrink as he heard the three-eyed being chuckle like a monster. "You slept on your vomit. Does that help?"

"Oh yeah, crazy night," Ispy laughed and placed a hand over his eyes. "When I realized a human helped me, it kind of put me on the spot. I gotta quit drinking random local stuff. Got something called Nuclear Waste."

Kazuma's stomach churned from the sound of the name. He kept his eyes on the proclaimed Demon Lord, whose head became filled with tiny, sprouting horns.

"Alright, proper intro time." The Demon Lord's smile revealed a set of teeth sharp enough to make a shark jealous. "See this? Take it all in, Kazuma. You're looking at a bona fide master of evil, a legitimate hell-raiser, a soul damned from the heavens. On the side, I'm also the motherfucker who makes every love organ tingle with one gaze from this third eye."

A sphere of purple energy gathered around Ispy. While Wiz remained calm, Kazuma crawled backwards until his back met the wall. Absolutely terrified, he realized his new friend was also the enemy he swore to destroy.

"I also have a lot of other names, but things should remain simple between us." The Demon Lord aimed two thumbs at his face. "So if you ever meet any of my underlings, like the six infamous ones, let them know you're a friend of Spike. With that out of the way, let's move onto step two, the part where you're going to rise above all the other meatbags, the human race I'm set on turning into my bitches."

A/N: How often does someone find out that their friend is the king of all demons? Probably more often than we think ;p

And I did release this chapter on Hentai Foundry last week under the same username. If you follow that and my Tumbler (still the same username), then you can keep up with the series earlier than the uploads on Fanfiction.