Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Twilight :((
Wife Swap Day 1
Bella's Pov
I was sitting on the Sofa in Edward's room reading' Wutheirng Heights' when Edward walked in. He came over and kissed my forehead, and then he went to my lips. Suddenly I heard someone clear their throat.
" What do you think you are doing! STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE MY WIFE EDWARD! I KNOW YOU GOT SOME IN THE PAST BUT SHE WANTS ME NOW!. Emmett shouted
I heard laughing coming from downstairs, I was so embarressed.
"I wouldn't be so sure" Edward said smiling. Emmett chuckled
" ALICE!" Emmett called. Next thing you know she was standing in the door frame.
" Control your husband! DAMN, get him out of here" Emmet said. Alice laughed as she grabbed Edward's arm and pulled him out of the room.
"Would you like to explain yourself to me Bella? huh?...Oh your wearing a dress, its about time you got more girly" Emmett said trying not to laugh
" Theres nothing to explain Emmett and Alice got me this when she took me shopping yesterday, She told me to wear it or else." I answered
" Oh so I'm just Emmett to you now? FINE!" Emmett left and went into his room.
This is ridiculous. I went downstairs, Carlisle and Esme were watching tv along with Edward and Alice. Jasper and Rosalie were playing chess.
" What time are we going?" Jasper asked
" 6pm" Edward answered. Alice's face went blank, I was so confused. Jasper felt my mood.
" We're all going hunting tonight"Jasper told me. Ohh
" Be careful Jasper" Alice said laughing, her laugh made me laugh. " I wouldn't be laughing if I were you Bella, you be aware" Alice warned
" What?" Jasper and I asked at the same shook her head
" You were warned" She said smiling, Edward chuckled, reading it from her mind I guess
' Edward?" I asked, hoping he would tell me.
" You better not say anything" Alice snapped
" I'm actually surprised he lasted this long" Rosalie said. Alice put her hand over Edward's mouth.
" WE HAVE TO GO SHOPPING BEFORE ITS TIME TO HUNT!" Alice exclaimed
" yay" Rose said as she got up with Alice
" Come on Esme" Alice said, pulling her off the pale sofa and smiling at me." Edward your coming too, I don't want you telling Bella anything" Edward sighed and left with Alice, Rosalie and Esme.
"Never a dull moment in this house is there?" Carlisle chuckled
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It was 6pm exactly and we all jumped over the river to go hunt. Emmett and Jasper were hunting bears, Edward and Rosalie went for the lions, but Alice, Esme, Carlisle and I stuck with the deer and elk.
I was drinking from a deer when Emmett came and tossed it in the air.
" Seriously Emmett?" I asked
" I did it to everyone" He shrugged" But Bella-
" Emmett why can't you just hunt? and not bother anyone else?" I asked interrupting him
" Bell-" Emmett started
" Theres no excuse Emmett-" I started, but then something hit me in the head. I looked and saw my deer on the ground. Thats when I felt something drip onto my arm, it was blood. I reached up and touched the top of my head, my hair was COVERED in blood.
" Emmett! really?" I complained
" I tried to warn you" Emmett was trying not to laugh
" Why would you throw it anyways?" I was irritated now
" I just wanted you to be a ginger!" Emmett started booming with laughter. I noticed some others were laughing to.
" Aww man" Jasper complained, we all looked to him. The bear he was hunting clawed his shirt open, I've never seen that shirt before, must be new. The bear ran away
" ARRGGG" Rosalie yelled" HOW COULD YOU NOT HAVE SEEN THE BEAR THROWING HIS CLAWS AT YOU? I JUST GOT YOU THAT SHIRT TODAY!
That made Emmett laugh harder, he was in the moment. Rosalie just went back home pissed. Jasper settled for an elk and we all headed home. We were all in the living room when Rose came and ripped Jasper's shirt off of his body and went back upstairs. I couldn't have laughed hard enough.
" I warned you both" Alice said giggling. She grabbed my hand and took me upstairs to her bathroom to get me cleaned up. After about 20 minutes I decided to go sit in the cottage. Edward started to go with me, but then he remembered we weren't married right now.
The cottage made me miss Renesmee, but Jacob would bring her home when he was ready. Come to think of it, Jacob may never bring her home because of his love for her. So I'll go pick her up when I'M ready.
I was watching the fire place when the cottage door opened and Emmett walked in.
" Bella?" Emmett called
" What Emmett?"I asked
" I don't know how to say this but.." Emmett started
" Just spit it out"
" I think I'm in love with you" Emmett replied
" Really?"
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Authors note: AHHH don't hate me for the ending, just wait until I post the next one tomorrow. I know there wasn't much of Edward and Alice, but there really isn't anything wrong with that perfect little pixie!