Deadpool stood in the middle of an island, looking at his wristwatch "Where the hell is everybody!?"

"Maybe you should have put the, I don't know, LOCATION of your tournament on the damn invitations!"

"Wait! Here comes someone now!"

Approaching the mercenary was a tall man in a ninja garb

"FINNALY! Your the first person to show up" Deadpool skipped over to him and took out a camera "I want to remember this moment forever! Say 'Chimichanga!'" The ninja drew his sword and stabbed the merc with a mouth in the gut. Deadpool looked down at the tip of the blade and poked it "Penetration on the first date? You could at least buy a man dinner first" The ninja withdrew his blade

"Quite your talking. This is a tournament, so we shall fight!" The ninja pointed his sword again.

"Ah! Right, and...you aaaaarrrrreeeee?'

"Ryu Hayabusa"

"Ryu Hayabusa! Welcome!" Ryu brought his sword down again, but Deadpool took out his katana's to block it "Alright, so you don't like small talk. Gotcha" The merc pushed the ninja away. Ryu took out his his Bow and began to fire arrows at Deadpool. Deadpool gleefully dodged the arrows, saying things such as "Missed me! Too slow!" and making 'Woop' noises over and over

"Stop playing around and start attacking!"

"Come on! Lets let the ninja have his fu-oof!" An arrow struck the merc in the forehead. Ryu dropped his bow and brought out his scythe. The ninja jumped into the air and brought the scythe down, impaling the merc again. "Oof! My spleen!" The ninja withdrew the scythe and cleved the merc's head off

"You were not even worth my time" Ryu shrugged as he began to walk away. Suddenly, he heard something behind him

"To the left! Left!" The head of the merc commanded, as his body searched around. "No, not your left! MY left!" The head sighed "Seriously! Its not rocket science!"

"Impossible" The ninja stared at the scene

"One sec, Roku or whatever the hell your name is!" The head spoke "Let me just...no, that's a rock! How many times do I have to say it: LEFT!" Eventually, the body picked up the head and placed it on backwards "Whoa, hang on. Something's off..." Deadpool twisted his head back into place "Ah there we go!"

"How are you still alive?" Ryu asked

"See, heres the thing, Busy" Deadpool took out his guns "I can't die! You on the other hand" He fires his machine guns "BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGBANG BANG BANG BA-BANG!" Ryu dodges the bullets quickly, as Deadpool's guns clicked "Uh oh" Ryu takes out a ninja star and throws it at the merc. Deadpool dodges the star and took out two pistols "Good thing I have these!" He began to shoot them "Bang! Bang! Bang!" Ryu blocked the bullets with his dragon sword and closed in on the merc "Oh! Sword fight time!" Deadpool clapped like a school girl as he took out his katanas. He clashed them against the dragon sword. The two fighters kept clashing blades until they both stabbed the other in the stomach. Ryu backed up and coughed up blood

"How..." Deadpool took out the dragon sword from his chest

"Oh! Pretty!" He inspects how shiny it is. "Eh. I still perfer my own" he tossed it away, the blade landing in the ninja's skull and causing him to fall dead. Deadpool walks over "I'll just take this back. Yoink!" He grabbed his sword from the corpse.

"Are we just going to leave him there?"

"What? He'll be fine. A nice present for the next fighter!"

Hey everyone! Thank you so much for reading, and sorry this took so long to update. Exam's are a real pain in the butt...so I haven't had a lot of time to work on stuff. So, hope you enjoyed!