Prank War: Chapter 2
Authors Note: So here's chapter two. I'm thinking this'll be a three shot, but it could span to four at this point; who knows. Anyway let me know what you think!
The days went slowly after the war had started. All four boys were on edge, waiting for the first prank that would set the mood for all the others.
It was after a long day of dancing in the studio that the first prank was pulled. When the boys got back to the apartment Kendall made a beeline for the bathroom.
"Wait! I need to go first!" Logan screamed at him.
"Sorry Logie your prank will have to wait. I've gotta go number two." Kendall said walking into the bathroom.
"He really didn't need to announce that." James commented.
"Does saying that count as a prank?" Carlos asked.
"No but in a minute I'll have pulled a prank." Logan said smiling evilly.
"Dude! Saran wrap on the toilet seat?! That's so immature!" Kendall yelled.
"But didn't he say he had to go…"
"Yes he did Carlos, yes he did." Logan said putting an arm around him.
"So he- eww." James said scrunching up his noise.
About a minute later Kendall came out with a glare on his face.
"Not bad for a beginner, but soon you'll see how a real man pulls his pranks."
"Bring it."
"Come on James, I wanna let you in on a little plan of mine."
"Don't take him! He's too young!"
"And too pretty! Don't forget too pretty!" James yelled as he was dragged out of the room.
"Help me plan Carlos." Logan said as he sat down on the couch.
"Do I have to?" He asked.
"It'd be nice since James is helping Kendall."
"Okay." Carlos said sitting down beside Logan and pulling down his face guard.
The next prank didn't happen for a couple of days. Logan was still feeling smug from his prank and had actually thought he'd stunned Kendall; what an idiot.
It was around 3:30 in the morning when Logan's phone started ringing signaling that he had a text.
"What the heck?" He said to himself as he picked up his phone. As he attempted to check the message more texts kept coming. The number reached 45 before Kendall came over to sit beside Logan.
"Wow, you're pretty popular."
"You! You did this!"
Kendall smiled.
"I pay for my own texts!" Logan said freaking out.
"Can't believe I forgot that. You might want to call the company and have them shut off the texting option." Kendall said pointing to the display screen that showed that he now had 112 new messages.
Logan immediately ran for the living room phone.
"Yeah, that was worth staying up 'til 3:30." Kendall said before going back to his bed and falling asleep.
The next day feelings were tense. Logan had gotten his texting option shut down, but he now owed his phone company around thirty dollars; plus he was tired.
"So did everybody sleep well?" Kendall had asked brightly in the morning.
"You owe me thirty bucks." Logan stated simply.
"I'm sorry I thought you would like it if people sent you funny pictures of kitties at 3:30 in the morning."
"I'll get you back."
"I'd like to see you try." Kendall said before walking toward the door which led to the other boys laughing.
"What's so funny?" Kendall asked turning around.
"Nothing." Logan replied.
Kendall looked at him suspiciously before going back to his room to check himself out. A few minutes later he retuned with his jeans in hand.
"These were my favorite pair of jeans." Kendall said holding them up. "Ya know the pair I've been breaking in for three years?"
"I'm sorry I thought you'd like the breeze." Logan said smiling.
"You're better than I thought you'd be at this."
Logan grinned smugly.
"But now you're forcing me to pull out the big guns."
"What are you gonna do, get out your whoopee cushion?"
"I wouldn't take your next prank idea; I'm more original than that."
That night Logan went to take a shower. He made sure to lock the door behind him and stepped into the shower. He turned on the water and was about to shampoo his hair, but then thought he'd better check the bottles content. Instead of being its normal clear color the liquid was green.
"Real original." Logan said rolling his eyes before he grabbed the shampoo bottle that belonged to Kendall and washed his hair.
When Logan was done with his shower he grabbed a towel and began to dry off, but one look in the mirror stopped him. He was blond. Bleach blond.
"AHHHHH!" The scream was heard throughout the whole apartment. The whole group came running including Kendall's mom and sister.
Logan came out with only a towel on his lower body.
"Oh my God." Kendall's mom said staring.
"Prank wars?" Katie asked.
"Oh yeah." Kendall said holding his hand out for a high five.
"Hold me Mrs. Knight!" Carlos said holding onto Kendall's mom.
"Me too!" James said latching onto her other side.
Mrs. Knight held both boys awkwardly.
"This is not okay!" Logan screamed at Kendall while pointing to his hair.
"You shouldn't have used my shampoo."
"Mine was green!"
"It was only food coloring." Kendall said shrugging.
"Boys. You're scaring your friends, and it's freaking me out. Sorry guys." She said looking down at Carlos and James
Both boys shrug.
"And don't you have a video to shoot tomorrow?" She asked.
"Do we? Man I'm forgetful." Kendall said smugly.
Logan glared at Kendall and Mrs. Knight knew he was about to lunge at Kendall.
"Okay boys here's what we're gonna do. Katie, you and Carlos go play on the swirly slide."
"Yay swirly!" Carlos cheered before grabbing Katie and dragging her off to go play on the slide.
"Kendall, you're gonna make Logan's hair not blond, and James- Uhh, how about I make you a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?"
"No crusts?" James asked looking at Mrs. Knight suspiciously.
"No crusts." James instantly smiled and walked toward the kitchen.
"Now go." She said glaring at her son.
"Okay mom." Kendall said putting an arm around Logan. "Too bad you're a cute blond." Kendall said smiling.
"Oh no!" Logan said pushing Kendall away from him. "I am going to take care of this myself. And mark my words Kendall Knight; you will be sorry." Logan said before he left the apartment making sure to slam the door on his way out.
"You know he's going to get you back, right?"
"Fully expecting it." Kendall said before walking away happily.
The next day the boys recorded their music video. Logan, who was back to his natural hair color, was in a lot better mood than he had been the previous day; that worried Kendall, but he wouldn't let anyone else know that.
On the way home things were normal, in fact the whole day went along normally. Around 7:00 James walked into the living room where Kendall was sitting watching T.V.
"Your moms going to pick up food, wanna come?"
Kendall turned to look at him. "Is Logan going?"
James shrugged, causing Kendall to glare at him.
"Fine." James said before turning around and yelling into the other room. "Logan! We're going to pick up food are you coming!?"
"I don't know, is Kendall coming!?"
"Kendall wants to do whatever you're not doing!"
"Tell him I'll do whatever he doesn't wanna do!"
"He says he'll do-"
"I heard what he said. Tell him he can choose."
"He said for you to choose!"
"Fine I'll go!"
"He says-"
"James. I heard what he said. Now tell him I want to go." James looked at Kendall, but turned to do as he said.
"No-wait. He's using reverse psychology. Tell him that's fine."
"He said okay!" James yelled.
"Okay I'm be there in a minute!"
In a few minutes Mrs. Knight headed out with her daughter and three out of four boys.
"You sure you don't want to come?" Kendall's mom asked with her hand on the door.
"No, I'm good."
"Alright see you in a few." His mom said before closing the door.
Things were alright, and for a moment Kendall thought he had made the right decision, then he heard the doorbell ring. He hesitantly opened the door and what he saw made him want to gag.
"Hello sir, is your name Kendall Knight?" Asked a very buff police officer. Of course Kendall wasn't stupid; he knew very well that this was a male stripper.
"You've got the wrong building." Kendall said quickly trying to shut the door.
The man stopped him. "You're under arrest and you have the right to remain silent," The man started as he shut the door and handcuffed Kendall to it.
"Anything you say can and will be used against you- by me." The man said before he threw off his hat and began to reach for his shirt.
"I'm sixteen!" He screamed.
The stripper stopped.
"I swear! My jackets right there, it has my ID in it!" Kendall said looking terrified.
The stripper quickly checked this and soon came back over to Kendall.
"Sorry." The stripper said as he un-cuffed him. "The guy who called said you were celebrating your 18th tonight."
"No, we're kinda in the middle of this prank war thing. Umm, did he pay you?"
"Yeah."
"Well stay there anyway, I'm sure he would want me to tip you." Kendall said before going into Logan's room and grabbing a twenty from his 'secret' stash.'
"Here ya go, sorry about the mix up." Kendall said opening the door and leading the man out.
"Hey, it happens. But hey, give me a ring on your real 18th birthday." The man said winking.
"I don't swing that way."
"They never do." The man said patting Kendall's shoulder.
Kendall gave the man a weird look before closing the door of the apartment. Kendall would get Logan back, but at the moment he wasn't sure how.