Why is this so much easier to write than my Polar Bear story!
"-Kiss me good bye, I'm defying gravity! And you can't pull me down~"
"Wow, she's good" Alice says, sitting behind the curtain, waiting for her turn to audition
"Well yeah, she's related to the awesome me" Gilbert says, the rest of the group looking at him confused
"Vatti's a player" Gilbert answers as his friends try to ask about the girl
"Isn't she… Irish? Not German-"
"Prussian" Gilbert corrects Alice as she listens to the current Audition's accent, "And yeah, but as I said, vatti's a player"
"Vatti's hot" Francesca says, making her friend look at her like she was insane
"Vatti showed me old pictures of Gilbert once, he was such a cute kid!" Antonio says, reminiscing
"What the hell you guys!" Gilbert says, backing away from the other trio members
"Hey Gilbert!" The red head walks up to the group
"Hey! Guys, This is Meghan, Meghan, these are a group of people who like to stand in awe of my awesomeness" Gilbert says, getting hit by most of them, "Ow. Anyways, this is Franny, she's worse than a perverted Frenchman, He's Toni, he's a borderline Pedophile, She's Hero, Maddie's older sister-"
"Who?" Meghan asks
"My girlfriend. Anyways, Ra-Ra, she's like the little dude on my shoulder who tell me not to do something, but I just ignore it until I get in trouble, and A-Cup. She's British." Gilbert continues
"The hell kind of description is that?" Alice asks
"I'm a Frenchman at heart" Francesca says
"Only borderline?"
"Well, it's nice to meet you all" Meghan says smiling, "So, who are you guys trying out for?"
"Galinda with a GA" Francesca says smiling at the girl, "You're cute~"
"Uhh… Thanks?" Meghan says, shifting closer to Gilbert, and farther from the Frenchwoman
"I'm just a stage hand, here for moral support" Sakura says
"I'm molesting the stage hand" Emily says moving her hand towards the Japanese girl, only to get it slapped away.
"FI-yer-O!" Antonio sings
"Eh, really?" Gilbert asks, "When did you sign up for auditions?"
"Yesterday when you were trying to keep me away from that group of elementary school students" Antonio says as if it were normal
"Mr. Antonio Fernandez Carriedo!" The people holding the auditions call
"How'd you get in before me!" Alice and Francesca ask/shout
"Well, you know, when you're fleeing the guy who's trying to keep you out of prison for pedophilia…" Antonio says, getting up and skipping onto stage
"Is he really…?" Meghan watches the man
"Only every other day plus the days in-between those" Emily says
"Nah, he just really likes kids… and Italians" Gilbert says, "He used to baby sit these two girls from Italy and he discovered he loved being the boss"
"Like a boss!" Emily jumps up
"He has such a beautiful man voice" Francesca stares at her friend in awe
"Y-yeah…" Alice agrees
"Hey, you never said who you were auditioning for" Meghan asks Alice
"Uhhhhh…. I was going for Elpheba… but you have such a beautiful… not man voice" Alice says
"Really? You're too kind~" Meghan says
"Alice, don't you dare give up, I have already made bets on you!" Francesca says, shaking the Brit.
"Bets!" Alice says, trying to remove the Frenchwoman from her.
"I NAILED it!" Antonio says walking back to the group, "Say, Meghan, what grade are you in?"
"Hands off Toni" Gilbert glares at his friend
"Well, I'm going to go get some water, see you later Gilbert" Meghan says walking off
"FORE!" Someone yells, and a random sandbag falls down back stage
"OH DUBLIN EMERALDS!"
"Meg!"
…
"Well… I might have a chance as Nessa" Meghan says, holding her stomach
"You must have a really hard gut" Francesca says
"I'm Irish, Ireland is the country of Whiskey and love… Need I say more?" Meghan says, heaving just a bit
"How did that sandbag fall down anyways!" Gilbert asks, looking at the now hanging bag.
"Maybe they were trying to 'Defy Gravity'" Emily says, trying to make a pun
"… I don't wanna go up there, what if they're still messing with sandbags!" Alice says, obsessively cleaning her glasses.
"They kicked the guys who were plying up there out, I doubt it's gonna happen again" Emily says, pouting at no one laughing at her pun
"Oui! You can't let one member of the British community getting hit by a random bag of sand spook you! Plus she survived!" Francesca says
"You really want her to be part of the play, don't you?" Meghan asks
"Well, what am I supposed to do without a flat-chested without a girlfriend! Who else would I grope? Antonio never notices!" Francesca pouts
"Alice Kirkland! Ms. Kirkland!" The audition committee shouts
"I-I can't…" Alice says
"Come on!" Francesca tries pulling the girl towards the main stage
"No!" Alice says trying to shove off the other
"Come! With! Me!" Francesca drags the English girl on stage
"Ms. Kirkland?" a woman asks
"Uh… We'd like to audition together! We have a special loathing perfect for the musical" Francesca answers
"We do, we what!" Alice asks in a hushed tone, "what song!"
"What is this Feeling? Come on, I have my own munchkins, we'll nail this audition so hard that it will sue us for rape!" Francesca answers in hushed.
"Any time now ladies" The woman tell the two girls
"Ah, yes…" Francesca whistles loudly, and a few girls, and one guy randomly walk in
"Antonio's not the only one with a random stash of children in his cellar!" Francesca says as a matter of factly
"We're random bystanders!" The male says
"Names" The audition woman asks
"I'm Madeline Williams"
"Picardy Dubois!"
"Monaco Blanc"
"Seychelles Sullivan"
"My sweet adorable children, I'm basically like their mother~" Francesca says in her sing-song-voice
"I don't care. Get on with your audition before I kick you all out" The audition woman says sternly
"Heh… Okay… You ready Alice?" Francesca asks
"No…" Alice says
"Okay then~ Ahem-"
…
"Francesca, I can't believe you did that… were you planning this?" Alice asks as she, Francesca, and Francesca's group of "children" walk to their group
"Maddie!" Gilbert runs up to one of the said children
"Hey Gil, what are you doing here?"
"You know, moral support, making sure Antonio doesn't find children, the usual"
"Well, I was hoping we could audition together, just to know how our voices would mesh~" Francesca says
"While pissing off the audition broad?" Alice asks
"Oui! So- Gilbert Stop molesting Madeline!" Francesca hits her Prussian friend on the back. Alice stares blankly.
"What! I get all mom-ish whenever somebody other than me is fondling Maddie's nice perky-"
"Francesca!"
…
"Auditions will be posted tomorrow morning, please report in the theater after school on Friday so we can begin on production" The Audition Woman says, dismissing the students
"So where'd Meghan go?" Francesca asks
"I dunno, who do I look like, her mom?" Gilbert says, arm around Madeline
"Well-"
"Don't answer- Wait! What the fuck?"
"You're a very pretty man Gilbert-Kun" Sakura says as everyone gets together
"Yeah sweetie, you're a very pretty man~" Madeline says
"You'd look a hella'va lot cuter with boobs though" Emily says
"I know how you two are related" Gilbert says staring blankly at his girlfriend and her sister
"So… if you get Elpheba… and I get Fiyero… we'll have to kiss" Antonio says to Alice
"….. Well shit" Alice says, continuing foreword
"It's just acting Mon Chere" Francesca, "Like me and Alice, we'll have to act like we like each other"
"Si, but it still feels a bit awkward… I mean, it still seems like yesterday when you were beating me up for pirate booty" Antonio says. The rest of the group stops, turns and stares at Antonio and Alice
"We were five" Alice says, "And you counter attacked with your stupid conquistador stuff"
"Conquistador's aren't stupid! It sounds so much cooler than being a pirate! Plus, my Spanish accent makes everything sexier!" Antonio retorts
"Please! England's pirates were the best in all the seven seas!" Alice snaps back
"Sure, but were they sexy?" Antonio asks
"Well, I don't know about you, but I would like to see our dear Alice in pirate gear, it's on my list" Francesca smirks
"the Kink List?" Emily and Madeline ask
"The very one" Francesca smirks
"Of course you have a bloody list" Alice mutters
"Hey Gilbert, weren't we supposed to be somewhere?" Antonio asks
"I dunno… Franny?" Gilbert looks over to Francesca
"Uh… Shit, did we get detention again!" Francesca asks
"Of course you guys would go and get detention" Emily says
…
"There's no way I'm going to get any sleep tonight" Alice says, lying on the couch next to Emily and Madeline
"Oh come on Alice, just think, if you don't get the part, you'll have been up all night anxious for nothing" Emily says, channel surfing
"What a pep talk" Alice says sarcastically
"That's what I'm here for British- Oh score!" Emily says, finding lingerie football on the TV.
"And you say I hang out with Francesca to much" Madeline mutters, "Alice, don't worry, as a random person from Francesca's child cellar, seeing you up there first hand was amazing, they'd have to be insane not to cast you"
"You were there today?" Alice asks
"Never mind" Madeline mutters
Okay, so this chapter includes an OC from the fantabulous first reviewer of this story
mii-chanyamisennen13 .deviantart .com/ #/d3j mngl -She's the second one over and if you want to know more about her, go ask the creator of the character herself, I'm to lazy to post the bio here.
Uhh, I hope you don't mind her getting pelted by sandbags... It kind of just happened... Hey, she lived didn't she!
REVIEW! Silly Antonio, of course Franny has a child cellar, France is a Euro-Bro-Pimp after all.
Also, Pirates or Conquistadors? Who would win at the SEX-OFF? DAT ASS or DEM EYEBROWS?
...REVIEW! PLEASE! IT HELPS ME FEED MY FAMILY... OKAY IT DOESN'T BUT IT STROKES MY EGO!