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I. We´re here, again...
Konoha, 12 years in the past
The night before graduation exams was special for two twelve years old boys. Each of them existed for a moment twice and then their doubled existences merged. The main result was huge headache, the not so important result was that each of them now had personality of someone at least decade older and memories of things, that never happen. Not yet.
First thing, that blonde one saw that morning, was beige wall of his old flat and of course the old good ramen poster.
„So, I´m here, again. and I remember everything, great!" Then he started to wander around his apartment. Everything was just the same as he remembered, so he felt kinda nostalgic. After usual morning routine, he squealed when he found his orange jumpsuit. Happily he embraced the orange colour, which has been set aside when he became Hokage. Some stuff about representation of his rank, not that he really appreciated it back then.
„Hmm, I wonder, if Sasuke has also the memories, it could be funny and useful, if he has. Well, it will be funny even if he hasn't." He grinned and decided to hurry up and meet Sasuke before the exam begins.
Said raven haired boy woke up with worst headache he ever got. What the hell? It´s terrible hangover and I don´t even remember drinking something. He slowly realized what happened and just wondered if he really remembered everything. He just hoped, that Naruto would also have memories of everything, because then it would be less frustrating. After all, he needed second person to travel back to the future and it would be pain in the ass, if Naruto was twelve years old idiot he used to be. Somewhere in his subconsciousness was born rather disturbing question Why hasn't Orochimaru ever used this jutsu? However it was postponed when he took in his appearance. He sighed, looked at his short legs and small body and cursed..Then he got dressed and left Uchiha compound to make his way to academy. He hated himself when he was weak and small and now, he was small again. He really hoped that this body could perform the reverse time travel jutsu when they will be heading back.
Naruto met Sasuke at the way to the academy.
„Yo, Sasuke!" he yelled happily and then added „What do you think about the future?" it was not the smartest question in the world, but Naruto just had to be sure, which version of his friend stood in front of him.
„World is still changing, dobe-sama." Frowned Sasuke and studied blondes reaction.
„Ahh, so you are back with your memories too." grinned the blonde and almost hugged Sasuke.
„Meh, Naruto, we are no kids anymore, don´t act like one."
„Yeah, but we look like kids again, so we could have a bit of fun while making happy memories. Today is graduation day. And I´m not gonna fail this time. I don´t want the Mizuki stuff again." The last thing Naruto said half lost in memories.„You know, we will meet them again. Our friends and teachers. I don´t know how to react, when I see Hinata. I just want to hug her and ask her to marry me on the spot."
„That is not the smartest idea, dobe-sama, even you are smart enough to know that it would change our future too much." At this statement, Naruto pouted.
„And what about you? What about marrying a girl and making little Uchihas?"
„No little Uchihas, as I said before we can´t change timeline." Sasuke tried to fight off an annoying idea, that maybe Naruto took a bit too much from his twelve years old-self personality.
„And I´m just a kid now, so I´m not supposed to make little Uchihas now. I just want to avoid my fan club, they gave me goosebumps every time I saw them."
„Don´t mention your fan club. Today was the day of our famous „first kiss", they almost killed me for touching their precious Sasuke."
„It's actually tomorrow, you senile dobe-sama." Corrected Sasuke.
„Aww, you remember even exact day, how sweet of you!" Said Naruto with a little grin, evaded a smack intended on his head and then saw something evil in the Uchiha smirk.
„W-what are you thinking about? And don´t call me dobe-sama, just dobe would be fine" Sasuke chuckled at the last comment, he never imagined his Hokage telling him to call him dobe, but the evil look didn't leave his face.
„You know, Naruto, about that kiss, what about something else instead?"
„There is no way in hell for me to do anything like that this time!" Naruto looked like he will run away any second. Sasuke just sighed and grabbed his shoulder.
„Calm down, Naruto, I won't force you to do anything weird, let's say, you owe me some for agreeing to your plan anyway." Naruto relaxed a bit, but still had startled expression, which Sasuke found most funny.
„Okay, I guess."
And then Sasuke explained his little plan to grinning Naruto.
„You will be the death of me. I´m sure of it." Said the blonde, but agreed with his friend´s plan.
Later
Sasuke finished exam with ease and was waiting outside clasroom for Naruto. He leaned on the wall an closed his eyes. After some time the door opened and he heard footsteps approaching and then stopping beside him.
„So?" he asked, not bothering to move
„I failed, not a single usable clone!" came desperate answer. Sasuke opened his eyes in surprise.
„What? Why didn't you just use shadow clones?"
„It felt like cheating." Sasuke had to groan at his friend's stupidity.
„Whatever, I'm going to get some food and sleep, the persistent headache kills me. Enjoy your night in forest. And don't be late tommorow!"
Naruto sighed and went outside, angry with himself and Mizuki, who sure took his time to offer him that great deal. He noticed Hinata looking at him,so he flashed her a grin and waved. Her face went from cute pink to lobster red and she spun around, too embarassed to react properly.
The next day
Sakura raced into clasroom with Ino to take best possible seat near Sasuke, preferably the one next to him. But when both of them got into room, they immediately noticed,that Uchiha wasn't there. Both of them stood there, panting, when Sakura saw Naruto waving greet her. It was odd, that even the loser got there before the Uchiha. Then Naruto's expression changed, his jaw dropped a bit and he stared at the door, so she turned around to see what happened.
She was happy to see Sasuke finally showing up to the clasroom,but her mood dropped imediately when she saw gorgeous blonde girl trailing behind him.
„But Sasuukee, I love you, I thought we had something special.." cried the blonde girl almost too theatrically. Sasuke leaned closer and the blonde felt massive killer intent coming from girls in clasroom.
„Sorry Hime, but I love someone else" Sasuke whispered, but loud enough for others to hear. Girls around clasroom started to whisper. Blonde girl sighed a bit too much loud.
„I get it, bye my love" said not too sad looking blonde and leaned closer and ...slapped Sasuke loudly across his cheek. „I can't do it!" at that Sasuke looked like she poured a bucked of water over him.
„How dare you to slap him!" screamed Ino while she and other girls got over their initial shock. The blonde didn't wait for anything, and ran from clasroom. The girls took off and followed her.
Sasuke meanwhile sat next to Naruto.
„What was that?" asked a bit annoyed Uchiha
„Sorry, it seems that even my clone couldn't kiss you." grinned Naruto „But it worked, didn't it?"
„Ugh." Sasuke was rubbing his cheek, but Naruto could see, he was smiling. „They can use a bit of excercise."
At that moment Naruto started laughing maniacalyl. Few boys in classroom looked at him in surprise, Kiba growled and Shikamaru rolled his eyes.
„Cmon dobe, it wasn't that funny." whispered Sasuke.
„ Sorry, just got memories from my clone back, they met Iruka, oh god, this is golden." laughed Naruto. At Sasuke's raised eyebrow, he continued. „Well our plan was to get to the restroom, hide there and then poof, instant confusion."
„Ye, I know, it was my plan, I sure know what we intended to do."
„When my clone ran to the restrooms, he noticed Iruka going just around the corner, so he henged to Iruka in front of the girls and then ran in his direction. When he reached the corner, he poofed himself out."
„Don't tell me.." Sasuke tried hard not to laugh loud.
„..they ended up chasing real Iruka." finished Naruto laughing again.
Few moments later entered visibly annoyed Iruka followed by a bunch of confused and embarrassed girls. They silently took seats, too embarrassed to even look at Naruto, whose shoulders were shaking with badly hidden laughter. Iruka glared at him and then cleared his throat, and went on to announce teams.
