I DON'T OWN THESE SERIES!!!
Somewhere in Denali...
Tanya: Tra lalalal! I'm seducing young men in the forest!!! LAALLLAAALLLAA!!!!
Snape: ???
Whoops. Wrong scene. Somewhere in London...
Hermoine: Hey look! It's a stupid American!
Me: Who are you callin' stupid, punk?
Hermoine: *flips off*
Me: *growls and turns into a white wolf*
Hermoine: ughhh...friends? *smiles nervously*
Inside of Rosalie's bathroom...
Harry: *hides in the bathroom*
Rosalie: *dyes hair blond when its really ginger*
Harry: Ahah! *jumps out with a smug look on his face* you're not really blond!
Rosalie: *bears teeth* And now that you now that you now I have to kill you!!!
Harry: *faints*
At Ron's Place...
Ron: GIANT WEASLES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!
Bella: *stares*
Ron: THERE'S A NEW LAW THAT KISSING IS ILEAGAL!!!!
Bella: ?
Ron: AND EDWARD WAS KILLED BY TEDDY!!!
Bella: *dies*
Me: *laughs evily*
Ron: THEY'RE MAKING US ALL WATCH EDUCATIONAL TELIVSION!!!
Me: THE HORROR!!!! THE HIGH-TECH HORROR!!!
Ron: herfjrufirfjgrfjrejfrifijfie!!!!
Me: Wait, have you been nipping at the juice again?!
Jacob's house...
Jacob: Finally, some peace and quiet. I've finally escaped that Seth kid.
Seth: *leaps out* Heyyyyyy Jacob! How are youuuuuuu Jacob? I'm great Jaaaaacooob!
Jacob: Why are you taking like that?
Seth: I dunnno Jacoooob! Harry jinxed me Jaaaaacob.
Jacob: *makes mental note to get Carisle to turn Harry in to a vampire so he can kill him*
Seth: But its kindddda fuuuuuun Jaaaacobbbb.
Jacob: Is there a cure?
Seth: Nooooooo Jacob! The oooonly way issss to kiiiiillll me Jacob!
Jacob: *looks at knife on the nightstand RIGHT NEXT TO THE BIBLE*
Seth: Ohhhhhhhh Jacooooob! I think I have toooo go to the bathroom Jacob!!!
Jacob: *looks at knife and Bible* Is this a cruel test?
The mountains....
Hagrid: Hey! it's a unicorn
Jasper: That it is.
Hagrid: *turns away from Jasper* I remember the days when I used to ride these babies all the way to-
Jasper: *gobble smack munch munch*
Hagrid: Jasper NOOOOOO!!!!!
Jasper: What? I was hungry.
Tons of unicorn lovers around the world: NOOOO!!!!! JASPER!!!!!
Up in Nessie's room...
Nessie: I'm bored. I'm going to braid your hair.
Me: No thanks *walks away*
Nessie: *uses vampire speed to catch up with me*
Me: Nessie, I said no.
Nessie: *bears fangs*
Me: Crap...
5 and a half pints of blood later...
Me: *dizzy from losing so much blood* Okay Nessie. You can braid it.
Nessie: Yay!!!
Can I braid your hair? Jk. review PLZ.