The next chapter in hopefully a series of insulting poems about everyone in LotR. Don't worry neither egg or my hate any of the pplz (except maybe Arwen-infact defiantly maybe Arwen) its just no fun to write nice poem. Flame if you want but remember that they're just a bit of pointless fun.

Arwen Poem

She's a great big slut,

With a great big butt,

She's in love with a mutt,

But really just wants a fuck,

Though she don't get much,

Cause she looks like a duck,

Who's fallen in muck,

And is totally and completely yuck.

Pluck Pluck

an: Thankyou to Zoya for your review. no, the poem did not have a point really, you see there are two people in this name, the one who wrote it is Liggles and the other is Eggles (egg). Liggles is erm weird and she was feeling CREATIVE so she wrote that poem. She also wrote Arwen poem.

PS: Naomi Watts is a bleeped up bleeping bleep.