A/N: People actually like my story...although there were some others. Oh well.
Submitted by orlysluv:
stabbing someone in the heart can actually cause life
Submitted by Brix:
What about shruken heads make good mothers?
People can sing the same song even if they're miles apart?
Submitted by LiTTleMiSSmOOny:
Don't move if you drop your brain.
Thats my peanut.
That rocking the boat is a good thing
When you see your mother's shrunken head, the fists thing to say is "She looks Great"
If you wanna play the piano with you're beard, then mess around with a touchy goddess.
you can get pregnant the first time you have sex, even if the guy is technically not alive...
You can sail around a whirlpool without falling in.
Will still has his amazing ability to hold his breath for a long time.
Don't eat the peanuts, Jack WILL kill you a ship can be flipped over by a crew of about 30
Its OK to lick rocks that are following you
If Davy Jones says "Is it?" someone is going to get stabbed.
It's also OK to lick your own brain
Don't beep with Calypso. She'll give you crabs
Also, when you die, you either end up in a boat, floating in some water, or in a desert being stalked by crabs...
Clip your toenails before you pull your toe off!!
you can be wed in the middle of a stormy pirate attack, by a distracted captain, and STILL make out
Don't have sex with Jack. He's got crabs on his deck.
Gods are selfish and unreliable, it's in their nature.
calypso's not a sea goddess, shes a giant with a bad temper
No ships ever sink in a whirlpool.
ALWAYS do what Calypso says, or else you'll be damned octopus/crab for all eternity
Undead monkeys would make for good pets
Being in Davy Jones' locker makes you see many MANY duplicates of yourself.
If you stab Davy Jones's heart, a bandana will somehow tie itself on your head and you automatically have a change of "pirate" clothes handy!
It's possible to make a movie out of a theme park ride!
When you have your heart removed, you get a special "pirate shirt" that has no buttons.
if you're evil, you have to have really long, sick-looking fingernails...and show them off all the time