"Gaahh... drunk..." Tony Stark, alias Iron Man sat in his office with a bottle of wine, celebrating the Avengers' latest victory. Thor Odinson was lying on the floor, also smashed. Steve Rogers, alias Captain America, barged in and yelled, "Sober up, people! We've got trouble. The S.H.I.E.L.D. helicarrier just crashed." This got everyone's attention. Tony asked, "Are Clint and Natasha (Hawkeye and Black Widow) okay?" "No one found their bodies, so for now we're saying they're M.I.A." Thor suddenly went erect and said, "I sense magic. They were abducted by mystical forces. 'Twas probably a witch." Steve said, "I brought my uniform. It's in the lobby. Tony, can you get your armor? Thor, I know you're wearing yours right now. Bruce doesn't need one as long as he has, um, stretchy pants." "So be it!" Thor grabbed his hammer, Mjolnir, from the floor beside him and whirled it around. All of the Avengers present disappeared, then reappeared where Bruce Banner was, waiting in the lobby. Then all four were teleported to some other location.
They all ended up in some forest. Thor flew into the air, whirled his hammer around, and sped away from the others. "Where the hell is he going?" Iron Man looked at Captain America. "What are you looking at me for? Maybe he knows where Clint and Natasha are and he wanted to check first." "Couldn't he have taken us with him while he did that?" A short silence followed. "Let's change the subject. Hey, where's Banner?" From the shadows, an outstretched hand grabbed Iron Man and pulled him into the shadows. Captain America followed the hand. It turned out to be Banner's; he had turned into the Hulk without getting mad somehow. He said, "Quiet! Hulk hear voices." Indeed, two people could be faintly heard.
"...And if you don't give me the $5.00 you owe me soon, I'll take every cent you own!" "No! I wouldn't have any money and I'd have to get a job! I don't think I could deal with the stress of coming home during Rush Hour!" Captain America ran toward the voices without a plan, which, for a tactical genius, is really a dumbass move. He ran into Crona and Ragnarok. Crona jumped and yelled, "Wah! He has wings on his head! I'm not sure how to deal with that!" Ragnarok turned into Demon Sword mode and smirked. "I do."