Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. If I did, all would have become one with Mother Russia... kolkolkol...
Hi, it's me again! I got some questions! That's great, I shall answer them.
The first one comes from Niji-chan:
Privet Ivan!~ 1. My first question is silly: Have you ever dated a human? Just curious... 2. The Hetalia Wikia says that you are a 'yandere' character; Who is on the recieving end of this? I hear rumors about the Baltics, but ever since the Cold War... Anyways, that's it! Spasibo for your time! Oh wait! I have one more! 3. Can I have a hug? Ya tebya lyublyu!~ -Niji
Privet vam tozhe :D
... I don't think so. But I lived for a very long time, I might have forgotten...
? What's 'Yandere'? (A/N: I seriously don't know...)
Privet·stvuem Vas !
, then. * Hugs for a while *
V samom dele? Zatem, Vy khoteli by statʹ yedinym s matushki-Rossii ?
-Ivan
Next is from LuvyousomuchPandasandAnime14:
Hi! I'm Aaliyah but you can call me Ali ifits easier because poeple tend to get my name wrong alot. _ 1) what was one of your greastest miltary accomplishments? 2)Do you play an instrument? _ Umm'please answer soon, Thank you
Hello!
Okay, then, Ali.
1)My greatest military accompishment? Hm... I have quite a lot of them in the past years, but maybe my greatest was perhaps creating the TOPOL-M SS-18 SATANA.
2)Well, I do play the Balalaika. It's a type of Russian instrument.
You're welcome!
Next reviewer is TheLadyInGold:
Hi Russia, These questions may be silly, but here goes: 1. How do you grow such beautiful sunflowers? They're my favorite flower and I never have any success with them. 2. I know that being a nation is hard work, but is it a possibility that someday you might teach a knitting class if you have the time? (Some of us *ahem**me*) would love to learn. And a compliment to you: I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you're really cute. :-) Love and hugs, The Lady in Gold (Lady for short)
Hi, Lady!
I do not mind.
? Well, I've been living for quite a while, so I guess practice makes perfect?
2.I'll try. You'd think? Well, I don't like disappointing people, so I'll bring Latvia with me so we both can teach. * Sudden scary aura circles Russia * Maybe while he's not looking, I could stick a pin on his chair, it'll be fun to watch him run around scared while leaving trails of blood on the ground...
Really? Thanks! I don't think anyone had called me cute before :-D
Smiles and vodka,
Ivan
Next on the list is Germany.-I'-Now:
Hallo, Russia. Here is my question 1. Like what the taste of Estonia lips? 2. Are Sealand caught your attentions? 3. Why Belarus is so obsesses wih you? Warm regard, goodbye. Germany.-I' Ps : I hopes my country (Indonesia) becomes one with you~
Hallo!
1.I don't know, never tasted them before... not sure if I want to, I don't know what he eats.
, Sealand? * Scary aura comes back * Well, he looks fun to bully. I like bullying weak people, they can't fight back. That's why I like bullying Latvia.
? Well, she's just like me, wanting to have all become one with her too, only worse. She seems to be targeting me first.
Grateful-for-the-warmth regards, do svidaniya.
Next up is GermanRainbows:
Hi Ivan, 1)Why do you want to live somewhere warm? You'd probably get sunburn... 2)How do you make that cool purple aura? I want one. P.S. I love your eyes! Purples such a cool color With love and sunflowers, GermanRainbows, or just Rain for short
Hi Rain!
1)Sunburn? What's that? (A/N: I DO know what sunburn means, but don't forget that Russia is a cold place where sunburn doesn't exist) I want to live in a warm place so that General Winter can't attack me.
2)Ah, just start feeling sadistic, begin grinning, and the aura just automatically appears!
P.S.R. Why thank you!
With joy and vodka,
Ivan Braginski, or just Russia
Next is rockmusic14:
Hahaha this is so LOL 1) What's you're favourite colour? 2) What's you'refavourite number? 3) Why do you always not marry Belarus? Kay, that's all. Bye! I am merely a sadistic reaper.
Oh, is that a compliment?
1)Hm... I think I like Purple, because that's the colour of my eyes.
2)I like the number 1 the most, because soon, all countries will become 1 with Mother Russia, da?
3)Because she's actually a DEMON! Who would want to stay near a demon?
Kay, bye!
I am merely a sadistic country.
Next person is Ankhasia Riddle:
Privyet Rossiya! Kak oo vas dyela? 1. Are you really as angsty as I depict you in most of my fanfics? That's all for now, Do Svedaniya! *waves* p.s. *gives sunflower*
YA delayu khorosho, spasibo .
1.I don't know, I've never read your fanfictions. I'll read some once this is done.
Do skoroĭ vstrechi! * Waves back *
P.S.R. Thank you! Here's some vodka! * Passes over large bottle *
Last reviewer is HetaliaCheersMeUpWhenImSad:
Dear Russia the BAMF, You and Hungary are both so badass, if you two had a baby, what would it be like? Also, what would it's name be?
Dear HetaliaCheersMeUpWhenImSad the ADTRS,
It might be a girl with white hair that likes hitting people with a frying pan because she's sadistic.
Her name might be Russia-Hungary, almost the same as Austria-Hungary.
Well, that's all! Take care, and be sure to review! Do svidaniya!
With vodka,
Ivan Braginski