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Chapter 2

"Shit!"

I grabbed a dish towel hanging on the stove and immediately soaked up the cold water. Renee looked mortified and Edward looked all kinds of awkward, but the linked hands didn't escape my attention. I blushed embarrassed by my outburst and I would probably hear it from my mom later. I stepped forward and offered my hand.

"Nice to meet you, Edward." I smiled as politely as I could.

"Like wise." He wore a tight lipped smile and shook my hand briefly.

Even though it was only a second or two I felt a little tingle in my hand and missed it once he pulled away.

"Great, now that you two have met, Bella will you help move boxes?" Renee smiled dragging Edward out of the room.

I would be lying if I said I didn't check his ass out as he left. I groaned as I went out to the truck and found the lightest box I could with the word "Clothes" written on it in black sharpie. I carried it upstairs and towards my moms room.. Because he would be staying there, right? I cringed and walked into my moms room dropping the box.

There the two were making out in the middle of the room but jumped apart when the box was dropped with a loud bang. There was a red tint on Edward's cheeks and an emotion in his eyes I couldn't understand and Renee just glared and rolled her eyes.

"God.. I should really learn to knock," I was going to add more but instead I did a total 180 and went to my room.

Seriously, what did a hot piece of ass like Edward see in my mother? My mother wasn't ugly by any means. She had short light brown hair and blue eyes and freckles sprinkled across her face. She was pretty fit for her age but you could see the creases at the corners of her eyes and the wrinkles may or may not have been appearing on her forehead recently. She had a bubbly personality but honestly she was a nasty person most of the time.. to me anyway.

How does she manage to get one of the most sexiest men I had ever seen as her boyfriend and I got nothing.

What did he see in her? She couldn't cook, she didn't know how to load the washing machine properly and she didn't even know what Windex was. I practically raised myself and taught her along the way. It wasn't like we had any money or anything so he wasn't a gold digger.

Sighing miserably I pulled out my homework and did it all in less than an hour and went downstairs to start a simple dinner of spaghetti. I heard the television on in the living room and I definitely didn't want to interrupt whatever was going on in there and the moving truck wasn't outside anymore but a silver Volvo was. Was that Edward's car? It was nice.. Shiny.

"Hey, mom! I made dinner. It's on the counter so help yourself." I said quickly as I walked past the front room quickly not looking in but using my peripheral vision to see that two figures were sitting on the couch.

I pulled on my coat and put on my shoes while grabbing my keys - that's right, I'm a master multitask-er.. note sarcasm - and headed to my truck and climbing in and the smell of marijuana flooded my senses instantly.

I didn't know where I was going but maybe I would take Jasper up on that offer..

"What!" I shrieked.

"You heard me," Jasper said between laughs. "Your mom is a total milf!"

I almost gagged. I sat beside Jasper on his worn out black leather sofa in his basement and my stomach was now growling for food. I had just finished telling him the horror story which was my life and my mom was playing the bad guy that got all the good things.

"You are so gross.. That is my mom, dude."

"Pussy is pussy."

Rolling my eyes I reached across him and grabbed the bag of plain chips sitting on the end table and started munching, not my favourite but I was hungry. We were watching Tosh.0 and I laughed at Daniel's antics. I started laughing so much I couldn't stop and Jasper joined in and honestly I didn't even know what was so funny but the high was feeling good.

Jasper ordered a pizza and we laughed for twenty minutes about how he did an English accent on to phone to the pizza lady before going out to his car and driving downtown to pick it up. Jasper went in to pick it up and I made him stop at some random convenience store so I could buy a bag of better tasting chips. As I climbed out of the car Jasper slapped my ass which left my giggling as I entered the store and browsed the chips for what seemed like only five-seconds but when I received a text from Jasper I realized I had been in here for almost ten minutes.

"Bella?" My eyes went wide and I looked towards the man that said my name. His green eyes striking.

I squealed when Jasper came up from behind me wrapping his arms around my middle and kissing my neck.

"Why are you taking so long?" He sighed into my hair.

"Jasper.. This is Edward."

"Hey man!" Jasper shook his hand and winked. "Congratulations!"

"Jasper!" I said wide-eyed. Was he seriously congratulating him on doing my mom! "Edward this is my.. friend Jasper."

"Nice to meet you." He was doing the tight lipped smile thing again.

"Well, this was thoroughly awkward.." I mumbled.

"Yeah.. I'll see you later." Edward bolted towards the exit with nothing in his hands.

Jasper payed for my chips and we went back to his house before we passed out. When I awoke it was almost eleven and Jasper had his arm around me as we lay beside one another on the couch. I kissed his cheek and left as silently as I could.

When I got home all the lights were out and it was like I hadn't even been missed.. maybe I hadn't.

Viola! Chapter 2 :) How is everyone liking this? Let me know and thanks for reading! I might post chapter 3 later, if not tomorrow! Until then.

ps. Sorry for the still un-beta'd mess