Chapter 2
Mukuro again! (^_^)/ *wave*
I've decided to continue writing this guide seeing that I was ordered to do something but didn't want to listen to the person ordering me to do it.
So let's just leave Sour One playing in the corner (praising the imaginary Jyudaime) while I raid his fridge, read his e-mails and blog about me using his hi-tech laptop! LOLZ! Why is he so mad about me using his laptop without permission? Specky never did… :'(
…Maybe I should steal it too while I'm at it…Hmmm…Very tempting! Yup, I've decided that I will, uh-huh. (-_-) *nod nod*
Now, the next step! The first tip to confusing people is to ANSWER QUESTIONS WITH QUESTIONS! Yes, that is it. Question people with the most irrelevant questions! Now, I hate speaking theoretically. So let us find a live guinea pig somewhere else. UWO! A TUNAFISH AT 12 O'CLOCK!
The Great Me: Kufufufu…And what is our favourite Mafia Boss doing here?
Tunafish: Mukuro…What are you doing in my room?
The Great Me: Oya? Are you not going to ask the Great Me as of why I am shoving a tape recorder in your face?
Tunafish: Eh? Well, that too but…D-don't change the subject!
The Great Me: My dear Mafia Boss, every move I do and every word I say have its own purpose, does it not?
Tunafish: Wha-? No, wait! What are you do-
The Great Me: Kufufufu…Little Chrome asked me to buy chocolates. Can you please not block the doorway so I can pass through? *Leaves*
Tunafish: …Huh? But I wasn't even anywhere near the door?
Tunafish: …And what's Gokudera doing in my room too?
Thus, that ends our experiment.
Kufufufu…As I was leaving the house and walked away, I can hear Tunafish yelling, "MUKURO! Give me back my ********************!"
What I took from his room…I'll leave it to your imagination. :)
Love, Rokudo Mukuro.
P.S When I raided Sour One's fridge, I'm actually raiding Tunafish's fridge. That's why Tunafish is readily available as a test subject at Sour One's "house". :D
A/N: Specky is Chikusa, btw…