Chapter 2
A?n This da second chappy, I hop u lik it!11 Thanks to Darrel for da ediding! Ur da best. Yeah, "editing"
Chapter 2: Harre Putter. HARRY!
Dumdumfore tuk mi 2 Englend. DUMDUMFORE! :D
It waz relly cull. I saw a olot ov peple there. Wen one of those stinky Nurthurnurs cam up, I killed thm. Where are the police in this fic?
NOrthernurs ar so stupid. Den Dumumdor tok me to ribet Driv. We knoked up the door. A fat gay boy ansered the dur. I like how he's fat and gay. Seems logical. OH WAIT THATS DUDLEY OMG.
/hoo r u" he aksed. The police
"don talk to me GAYY." Homophobic!
"Dadddyy, he said, running away and crying. Typical Dudley
Then a 11 yeer old boy cam up. "Who r u.' he asked. How is harry 11 when jo bel is 17?
:Im prufesxsr dumfumdoor, and dis iz y=r sister." I'd like to note that she probably never spells dumbledore correctly.
"I;m jo bell,' I told him;
"im… … … … … … … … … … … … … …. … … … … … … … … … … Harre POTTER! -gasp-
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