Ok Chapter Two coming right up… Thanks to those who Reviewed! *gives cookies* enjoy the new even longer second chapter! Ok sorry but Gaara won't really be in this chapter… next chapter for sure ok… thanks again for reviewing!

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Chapter Two

Detention with a Bathroom Break

The road speed by quickly with the sound of a car horn or two fading away. But of course Naruto couldn't hear the horns of other cars let alone the lecturing of his 'father'. His Ipod blaring and the bass thudding in his ears. If he had kept his mouth shut for a minute longer he would have gotten to school undetected by Iruka nut his big mouth ruined that for him, as he sung along with the music. "Naruto!" Iruka yelled pulling the headphones out of the blonds ears, "Listen to me!"

Naruto smiled and rubbed his head, "You were talking to me dad?" He asked in his best I'm to cute to yell at face. Iruka sighed and pulled into the large parking lot of Kohona High School. Iruka turned into the teachers parking lot and pulled into his spot next to a black Cobra. Naruto frowned at the car, "Shit…" He whispered.

Iruka looked at said car and frowned as well, "Shit is right…" He said as he stepped out of his Black Saturn Aura. "Damn that snake, I thought he was on vacation."

Naruto felt like he wanted to cry, he hated his Health Ed teacher, that guy gave him the creeps. "Great, now I have to deal with Teme and Mr. Orochimaru, today."

"I thought you and Sasuke made up?" Iruka asked frowning as he locked the doors and walked side and side with Naruto.

"We did, but… I told him off for snapping at Sakura again and we kind of got into another fight…" Naruto let out a soft nervous chuckle. Iruka sighed and walked off away from Naruto into the teachers lounge. He closed the door leaving a fuming blond behind, "You could have at least yelled at me!" He pouted and walked off to the Quad, the Quad is a the center of the school there's a large grassy hill with a bench and a picnic table was. Once he approached he instantly noticed the two easiest people to spot, first It was Bushy brows aka Rock Lee, he wore a Green, one piece, jumpsuit and his hair was in a bowl cut. The Next was for obvious reasons, Sakura she stood out for two reasons, one her pink hair is like a white guy at a hip hop convention, easy to spot, and two Naruto was looking for her. "SAKURA-CHAN!!!" He yelled rushing over.

Sakura frowned as Naruto came close enough to hit and… !!!WHAM!!! She let him have it, right over the head, "Baka, your too loud!" she scolded. Naruto grabbed his head in pain and cried out.

"Sakura-Chan… Naruto-san was only expressing his joy of youth to day! Yosh!" Lee cheered as he struck the nice guy pose, making Sakura shiver in disgust.

Naruto looked up to see the others in the group as well. Sakura's long, blond haired 'best friend' Ino was flirting with no other then Sasuke Uchiha, the 'heart throb' of the school, and Naruto's best friend. Sasuke had turn his back on Ino and was in his normal 'piss off' mood. Naruto was about to go talk to him when He bumped into a certain shy girl. "Ugh…" Naruto ground as he fell down hard.

"N-n-naru-naruto-kun… I-I'm s-sorry…" Hinata blushed as she twiddled her fingers. Naruto looked up at the pale, lavender eyed girl and smiled.

"No problem Hinata, I wasn't paying attention… my bad." he said as he got up and started walking over to Sasuke when the school bell rang signaling that class would begin in two minuets. He rubbed the back of his head before rushing off to his first period.

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"FOR THE LAST TIME UZAMAKI WAKE UP!!!"

Naruto woke up with a start and looked around the class who where all laughing and poking fun at him. He glanced up only to be met with the fierce eyes of his first period English Teacher, Jiraiya. The blond student smiled and pointed at himself with his thumb, "I wasn't sleeping, I was… uh… thinking real hard, yea! That's it! I was Thinking!" Jiraiya smacked his head in annoyance.

"You can think real hard on the five page essay on Myths and Legends, due tomorrow…" Jiraiya said walking back to the white board.

"Oh Man! What the hell! Why?!" Naruto shouted, as he slammed his hands on his desk.

"Would you like to do a five page essay on why you shouldn't sleep in class instead?" The White haired pervert of a teacher asked laughing. Naruto frowned as It shut up and sat down trying to listen to the rest of the lecture that Jiraiya was presenting, yet thoughts of his new neighbors and that boy in the window kept drilling into his mind.

"Why did he seem so… depressed?" Naruto mumbled to himself. He couldn't figure out why it bothered him he doesn't even know the kid, but yet he couldn't stop thinking about the red haired teen. Naruto smiled when the bell sounded releasing the kids from their first period classes.

Naruto picked up his orange messenger bag, and headed out the door, he was half way to his class when he felt a hand squeeze his shoulder and the loud call of a certain brown haired canine obsessed boy, Kiba, "Naruto! Hey how's it going!?"

Naruto spun around and smiled, "Kiba… It's great to see you! You haven't been to school in like a week! What happened?"

Kiba chuckled, "Right to the point, huh? Well I was sick…" Kiba said with a light chuckle. Naruto was about to say something when he herd a soft barking coming from what seemed to be Kiba's jacket. Naruto gave a look of confusion and then it turned into one of amusement.

"You didn't?" Naruto laughed as another bark came and the bump that looked like it would have been Kiba's stomach began to move. "Oh my god it's kicking!" Naruto joked.

Kiba frowned, "Shhhh!!! Shut up will you!" He barked. Naruto smile widened as he poked the large wiggling bump. "Akumaru wouldn't stop bugging me, so I brought him…" Akumaru leapt upward in the jacket to his head popped out of the collar he gave a small bark. Naruto smiled and pet the little white dog's head.

"Kiba you know you might get in big trouble if you and Akumaru are…" Naruto was suddenly interrupted by a pail white hand that came and rested on Kiba's shoulder.

"Caught!" Was the word that echoed through the hall. A tall pale white man with long jet black hair, was the one who spoke said word.

Kiba paled, Naruto frowned, "Mr. Orochimaru!" Naruto said shocked. The snakelike man ignored the hyper active blond and smiled at Kiba.

"Looks to me that, Kiba here, will be joining me and Sasuke in detention after school today. As will you Naruto… Kiba if you will come with me." Orochimaru said evilly. Kiba frowned and started walking to the office with Orochimaru.

"What the Fuck did I do!?!" Naruto yelled angrily, he frowned as he staked off to his second period.

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Naruto looked up from his spot in the back of his health class, to gaze at the time, "Two, nineteen... Almost time to get out…" He mumbled. The classroom was silent for a fleeting moment when the bell rang. Naruto shot up from his desk to the door when the snake caught him…

"Naruto… I believe I gave you detention, did I not?" The health teacher hissed out, with one of his sickeningly twisted smiles. Naruto frowned as he sat down in his seat again. Orochimaru laughed as he sat down at his desk waiting. It wasn't long till three recognizable faces entered the class: first came in the king of hard asses and the prince of emoness himself Sasuke, and he walked pristine, though Naruto knew he was anything but immaculate, tainted, tainted from his snake of a health teacher. Sasuke's cold onyx eyes never even glanced in Naruto's direction.

Naruto watched the Royal Sore Ass, as he walked over and sat next to Orochimaru, smirking. That disgusted Naruto beyond all means. Thank what ever deity existed for his attention to be taken by number two on the familiar faces list, Shikamaru Nara, the lazy genus. Nara didn't even acknowledge Naruto's presence in fact he sat on Naruto's left and fell asleep. Naruto sighed at this as he picked up his pencil and began chewing on the eraser like a mad dog. He glanced at Shikamaru he had his black hair up in his usual ponytail.

"I'M HERE!!!" Was the chime of number three, Kiba. He began walking over to Naruto but was interrupted by the Snake.

"Kiba… My boy…" The serpent began, "I have a different type of detention for you today…" He pulled out a large cardboard box of what looked like a chalk induced erasers from beneath his desk, "Go beet the living hell out of these erasers… outside." Naruto watched as Kiba's shoulders fell and he walked outside with said box of dusty chalk erasers, mumbling something about snakes, erasers, shoving, and asses.

Naruto sat there for what seemed like hours, yet the clock said five minutes. Naruto rose his hand and sighed, he had to get out of here, as soon as possible. He watched Orochimaru look up and smile, "Yes, my boy?" He hissed out.

Naruto couldn't stand that voice let alone the person, "Orochimaru-sama…" Naruto paused, god he couldn't believe he just put Sama at the end of the snakes name, "I need to use the bathroom." Naruto sighed out. Orochimaru looked at him and then at the door and shrugged.

"Just go…" the pale man said frowning. Naruto smiled and ran out of the classroom waving to Kiba who was smacking the erasers together violently.

"Naruto! Ditching detention, when the snake's there… you got balls!" Kiba cheered.

Naruto laughed, "Just going to the bathroom, believe it…!"

Kiba sighed, "Whatever you say man… whatever you say." Kiba went right back to smacking the erasers clean of chalk.

Naruto ran about halfway down the hall before slowing to a walk no need to rush right? He tossed his hands behind his head, and laughed, "Damn! It feels great to be out of that shit hole." He cheered as he walked into the bathroom, closing the door behind him.

Naruto walked over to the many urinals and unzipped his pants. Naruto sighed with relief, until he caught something in the corner of his eye. He looked over and his eyes grew wide, he didn't hear the bathroom door open or any of the toilet stall doors open either, but their he was standing in front of the bathroom mirror, just staring at him. Naruto finished and zipped up his pants.

Naruto smirked as he walked over to the red haired boy who stared sadly at him.

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Ok, sorry its still rather short, my brain isn't working right now… lol. It's longer then the last chapter though! It's 797 words longer. So I promise the chapters will get longer and will get more interesting. Review for me please thanks! The more review the faster I update.