HAI! Tadaima! Here's chapter 2! Oh yes tnx for the reviews, dentedileoneand HiBaRixTsUnA1827FaN XD…. Actually, this fanfic is already finished but I will not update them all… Gonna wait for your reviews…
/DISCLAIMER/-I do believe you can read and understand this word - "DISCLAIMER" so do I still owe you an explanation?
CHAPTER 2
Lunch time…
The usual noise can be heard. Especially when a certain mayo freak brought out his lunch. What was it? Well it's nothing new, just a bentou box like a normal student has, but it has a twist. Oh yes, he also brought out one bottle of his beloved mayo, and of course you know what he did with it. His classmates can't help their selves but get sick on what they saw.
"Hijibaka… what the hell? Do you have a grudge against mayo? Did it do any bad thing to you?" asked Gin who went back to their classroom to get the things he forgot.
"Shut up you one-hell-of-an-excuse teacher! Mind your own business and don't bother me! And it's HIJIKATA you asshole!"
"Really, Hijikata-san. As always, you're the only one I know who can make a food a total dog food… or should I say a dog crap." Sougo said while looking amused on Hijikata's food.
"I don't want to hear that to a person who puts a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce on my food the other day."
"I did it on purpose, Hijikata-san. I thought that after doing that you would die in Hemorrhage directed in your stinky ass, but I guess I was wrong. To think you're still well and alive. Tsk."
"TEME! Do you really think I would eat that crap after tasting it was so spicy? Do you really think I was that stupid huh?"
"Honestly speaking… YES."
"Kora Sougo, that's not a nice way to talk to your friends." Reprimanded Gori.
As Hijikata is eating his beloved mayo bentou (*vomits*), Kondou eating bananas (Gorilla da! He's a real Gorilla from the heart) and Sougo eating his full-of-love bentou made by his lovable Ane-ue, Kagura on the other side is eating a large amount of food together with her Ane-go and Souji. Some of their classmates also went to their side after eating and asked some questions to him. Typical happenings to a transferry student. Sougo didn't even notice that he was looking at their place.
"Neh, neh so Kagura's your childhood friend?" asked Catherine who is obviously trying to look cute. Simply, DISGUSTING.
"Yes." He answered with a smile. "I was bullied frequently when we were still kids, but that's when Kagura-chan and Kamui-nii saw and helped me. Quite embarrassing to say that I'm always protected by Kagura-chan by then, considering I'm a boy, and older than her." He continued as he scratched the back of his head and bow down. A slight pink shade can be seen on his cheek. The girls can't help their selves but get flustered seeing how cute he is.
"Kyaa~ don't mind Souji-kun. Even if I was in Kagura-chan's place, I would protect you and your cute face." Said the other girl.
"Yeah it's fine, since you're cute neh, Kagura-chan?"
"Huh? Oh yes, I don't care. Whatever you say." Answered Kagura-chan who is already finished on the 2nd layer of her bentou towards the 3rd layer.
'Annoying.' Sougo thought. 'Wait a sec. what the hell am I thinking?'
"Really Kagura-chan. You're just like before, can't be disturbed while eating."
"Eto… Souji-sama, do you have a girlfriend?" asked Tama, who was just merely curious. Yamazaki, who heard that, is now currently eating his favorite Anpan, and shedding tears. Poor Anpan-badminton-freak.
"Hmm… no, I don't have any. Sad to say." He said while shaking his hands and a little depressed about it.
"Aww… ~Kyawaii~"
"But at least you have someone you like, right?" asked Kyubei who is near Otae. She has a crush on has a crush on her despite being a girl. (What the hell am I saying? Everyone reading this fanfic already knows it).
"A girl I like? Hmm." He looks at Kagura and smiled seeing her still busy eating. "I like Kagura-chan so much, but as a friend. Sad to say but I still don't have this so-called romantic feeling towards a person."
"Kyaa!"
"Hmmm? Oh you like me? Of course I like you too-aru." She answered while smiling brightly. She was already finished with her bentou and took out her dessert. Umibouzu, her father brought home two boxes of cake and gave each box to her and her brother Kamui. She continued showing that angelic smiling face to Souji until Sougo can't take it anymore.
'Ok that's it! Stop showing that kind of face to other people, which I am myself hasn't had the chance to see. Even once!' he stood up and went in front of Kagura's desk.
"Yo China, what do we have here?" he took a strawberry on top and eat it.
"KORAAA! You bastard sadist! That's my strawberry-aru!"
"Is that so? My bad. Let me make up to you. I'll put on a special ingredient that I use for my food. It's very delicious I say."
"I don't know-aru. Should I even bother believing in you?"
"Worry not China." But before Kagura could stop him, Sougo had already poured a bottle of red liquid on her cake. "Dozo China." And so Kagura ate the whole cake. After that her face became red. Oh so red I tell you. She pulled out her tongue which is as red as her burning face. She shouted and grabbed the sadist's collar.
"TEME! Kuso sadist! It was so spicy. It was so damn freaking spicy-aru!"
"Are China, can't take a little spiciness I see" he gave her a smirk indicating a challenge to start the fight.
"That's it-aru! Time to start!" she jump backwards from him and made a fighting stance from her body.
"Finally." He said looking at her still wearing that smirk and waiting for her to attack.
"Arara, here they go again." Said Otae.
"Really, these two can't stand a day without fighting. That's why they are still considered as brats." Butted Catherine while shaking her head.
"Be careful Kagura-sama, Sougo-sama." Reminded Tama.
"Kora, kora Sougo, you're fighting China-san again?" asked Gori.
"Let him be Kondou-san. That's his only way on showing his affections to that girl." Teased Hijikata while having his dessert, a bottle of mayo.
"Shut up Hijikata. Can you just disappear together with that disgusting mayo of yours?" obviously it was Sadist who said that.
"Cho-chotto matte. What's happening here?" asked the confused Souji.
"Nothing really, just some entertainment I say." Answered Gin who is still inside the room, not caring on what was about to happen.
"Entertainment?" now Souji became more confused.
"Well you see, Souji-kun… in the everyday lives of those two, there are no days that they aren't fighting. It's been an everyday routine of them to fight and fight. Even at weekends they still see each other just to fight. Cute right?" explained Otae.
And so the epic battle started (but I'm not good at writing fighting scenes… EPIC FAIL *bows* gomene) Kagura dashed towards Sougo's place and tries to kick him, but the Sadist bishounen just blocked it and tried punching her. Kagura just dodged that attack and then again gave another blow at him. They just kept repeating what they are doing until they finally get e chance to hit each other. They got tired using their physical strengths so they decided to bring out their weapons. Their classmates saw them so they decided to go far away from the two of them.
"Sensei, I think it's time to stop the two-"but to Otae's surprise, Gin was already out of sight. 'Tsk. Coward-useless-old-man' she said to herself.
"Ano… Otae-san, it's getting a little dangerous isn't it? Should we now try stopping them?"
"Don't worry, they're both strong." She lazily answered.
As the two of them preparing to their fight… the bell rang.
End of break.
OMAKE:
KORIN: Okay, that chapter made me hungry. *takes out my bentou**smirks* you think you're the only one who has food eh?
HIJIKATA: Oh so you've brought out you lunch eh? But that's not appetizing enough, let me help. *puts out a bottle of mayo and spread it to her bentou*
KORIN: Ano… Hijikata-san… Hijikata-san… what do you think you are doing?
HIJIKATA: Just making your food more delicious.
SOUGO: What a nice idea Hijikata-san. Jaa~ let me help too. *pours a whole bottle of Tabasco sauce*
KORIN: *gulps*
KAGURA: Don't forget this-aru. *mixes sukonbu and cracks an egg on it*
KORIN: T.T Tha-thank you?
OTAE: I made some tamagoyaki, do you want some? *puts the dark matter on her food*
KORIN: *stares at my food*
SOUGO: What the hell are you still waiting for? Hurry up and eat that.
KAGURA: Don't dare waste our efforts for nothing you stupid author.
KORIN: Hai… ToT *takes a bite*
OTAE: Good girl. *smiles and goes out with the rest of them*
KORIN: *vomits* *looks at her food* my bentou…T.T
YAMAZAKI: Korin-san, don't take it to the heart. Here I'll share this with you. *gives her an anpan*
KONDOU: Yosh yosh… *pats her head* don't cry now, here take this. *gives her a banana*
ZURA: Korin-dono! Don't be sad , here I'll give this to you *gives her an nmaibou*
KORIN: Arigatou nah, Zaki, Gori, Zura. *sniff sniff*
KONDOU: Are? What did you just called me Gorilla? After giving you my banana you call me Gorilla, hidoi na Korin-chan.
ZURA: Zura ja nai! Katsura da! See you at the next chapter. *waves* ~bye bee.