Disclaimer: Neither work is mine. The TV series Grimm or the book Brown Bear, Brown Bear What Do You See?
A/N: Due to the overwhelming response for my drunken rhyme (yes the first one was made after a few beers and rewatching season one on blu-ray) I decided to give it another go. I dug through my favorite books as a kid and thought 'hey this could work'. Just as before, this is intended as stupid fun.
Quick rat, quick rat what do you see?
I see a rich bear looking at me.
Rich bear, rich bear what do you see?
I see a laconic wolf growling at me.
Laconic wolf, laconic wolf what do you see?
I see a naïve Grimm looking past me.
Naïve Grimm, naïve Grimm what do you see?
I see an angry Blutbad glaring at me.
Angry Blutbad, angry Blutbad what do you see?
I see a rat that's not faster than me.
Payback's a bitch.
Roddy gulped and took a quick survey around his trailer. Nothing was broken or out of place – not even a scent that Roddy could pick up. The only strange thing was this note neatly printed and taped to his bathroom mirror. Grabbing his violin case and backpack, the Reinigen scurried out of the trailer to Barry's "big ass" cabin for safety.
Who knew the clockmaker was so sensitive?
A distant snap of a twig alerted the suddenly hypersensitive rat as he picked up the pace.