Obsidian: (Dramati entrance) Hey, all! Here's the next installment to Waspinator's Voyage, from Not My Real Name, who does not own Beast Wars.
Cyclonus: Or Tranformers. Don't forget to chek out the Cyclonus & Demolisher Show.
Demolisher: This chapter digs into Waspinator's past, revealing--
Obsidian: Shut up already, they can read it for themselves!
Cyclonus: On with the show!
Waspinator's Voyage
Part 2: Familiar Faces
Waspinator finally put himself back together. It had taken a whole day to do the job, because there are no more CR chambers left on Earth. He decided to once again try to get into the Decepticon shuttle, only to realize that he didn't know how to fly it.
Just when all of Waspinator's hopes of seeing Cybertron again were dashed, he saw a Predacon ship set down. As he approached it, its computer said "Unfamiliar Predacon unit detected." Then an elevator dropped down, with a familiar female Transformer on it. She said "Waspinator, where've ya been?" "Waspinator has been busy in the Beast Wars," Waspinator replied, "How has Buzzsaw been?" Buzzsaw was a Predacon, like Waspinator, who had chosen a small jet as an alternate mode, like Waspinator had before the Beast Wars. She was yellow and blue, and had deep blue optics.
"Oh, you know me, just chillin' with my pals. How's about you join me? My next stop's Cybertron."
"Waspinator would love to travel with Buzzsaw! But, why go straight to Cybertron? Waspinator was thinking we could travel the galaxy, just the two of us."
"Ya know," Buzzsaw replied, "I like that plan, but--"
"Hey!" A voice called from the ship, "What's taking so long, Buzzsaw?" "Hey, Drillbit," Buzzsaw replied, "Come down here! I found Waspinator!"
"What, that jerk! He should never have left you to join that scumbag Megatron's band!"
"He only did it because he needed the money, isn't that right, Waspie?"
Waspinator started to blush. Buzzsaw had been his girlfriend back on Cybertron. And Drillbit was his best friend. "Yes," Waspinator replied, "But Waspinator wondered if he would see Buzzsaw or Drillbit again."
When he got onboard, Waspinator noticed that Drillbit had taken the form of a mole. Buzzsaw immediately entered the CR chamber, coming out as a yellow and blue wasp. "Buzzsaw, Terrorize," she said softly, and transformed. She retained her more human-like face, but other than that, she, looked like a female version of Waspinator, even the antennae. "Buzzsaw look great," Waspinator said when he saw her. "Ya know," Buzzsaw said, "I based my beast mode after you, Waspie."
"Good," a gruff voice said, "Now I know who to slag for trying to take my girl."
Then Waspinator saw him, a big, bad polar bear Predacon that looked like a Cat-Bot on Energon pills in robot mode. "The name's Snowclaw," the massive Transformer bellowed. "Remember it, 'cause it's the last name you're gonna hear, punk."
Snowclaw then proceeded to tear poor Waspinator limb from limb, until Buzzsaw stepped in. "That," She yelled in a voice even more threatening than Snowclaw's, "is the last straw! I may have been going out with you, Snowclaw, but my spark has always belonged to Waspinator!" She then blasted Snowclaw at point blank range, only narrowly avoiding killing him. "If you so much as hit Waspinator again," Buzzsaw yelled, "I will extinguish your spark! Am I clear?"
"As crystal" Snowclaw whimpered.
"Good, now put Waspinator in the CR chamber."
The now-humbled Snowclaw obeyed.
"Now," Drillbit said, "Let's get going. Next stop: Cybertron!"
As Waspinator exited the CR chamber, he tripped over Snowclaw's gun, rolled across the bridge, and crashed into the wall, getting his head stuck in it. The entire crew laughed hysterically at this, even Buzzsaw. "That's why I love him so much," Buzzsaw said, while laughing, "he's such a klutz he makes me look graceful."
Cyclonus: (Sings Transformers theme badly) Oh, we're on again?
Obsidian: Welcome back to reality, my tonedeaf friend.
Dinobot: I did not think the insect had a female companion, he never mentioned it.
Obsidian: Well, tha's it for now. Until next time.
Demolisher: Hold on! Next time: Waspinator and co. begin their journey.
Obsidian: Okay, now we can leave.
