Waking Up
Sam's p o v
[Saturday Morning]
[ Lyrics by Katty Perry Last Friday Night TGIF}
" There's a stranger in my bed"
"There's a pounding in my head'
O-h o-h o...h
Everything blurred as the room spun and spun . My stomach felt like I had swallowed a load of bricks my mouth felt dry and tasted of stale nastiness. Where was I?
Squinting all I saw was spots, the minute I tried to move fire shout through me , no good . I lay back trying to get my breathing under control.
Sam
Someone's voice filled my ears who's was it? My throat was dry and rough as I tried to clear it to talk.
Who's there?
I finally managed to get it croaked out god this was slightly embarrassing . I wanted to do nothing more then close my eyes make the pounding go away but curiosity burned at me. Who was this person?
Your awake? Yay!
She clapped happily oh god who the hell was this? Perky about being up at...what the heck time was it?
I've been waiting me and Mr...
Oh god how drunk was I? I blinked feeling the pounding getting worse now I was starting to see things. This was making me sick to my stomach.
Mr. Snuggles and I have been waiting forever and ever and ever and..
Oh Shut-up!
I screamed as she was bouncing up and down on the bed making my sudden illness thirty times worse. Plus her constant chatting was worse then nails on a chalk board.
Mr. snuggles and I wanna play
Why was she holding what seemed to be a giant panda? Why was there glitter all over the room? The
whole dang room was sliver and pink and gold glitter, It was blinding me.
Slowly I tried to get up who was this girl? Why was my whole body hurting?
Was that a pink flamingo in the pool?
Wait who's pool was that ? Oh my head hurt worse , my neck was tight .
Bounce, Bounce wee! I like to bouncy! Did I tell you all about the time my brother ate my..
Ah...
I jumped up which was a big mistake my shaky legs were so weak. I was sure they would give out. I crashed to the floor hard. Let me just lay there for awhile I thought to myself . What was that smell it reeked..oh wait chiz..the mini bar was me..
I needed a shower bad..
My brother once stole
Oh Shut-up
I grabbed a dresser pulling myself up ..why was I so cold? Everything was still blurring ..my legs were shaking..I needed a mirror how awful did I really look if it was as bad as I felt, I was in trouble something squeaked. I screamed startled as I almost tripped deep breath. I told myself keep breathing deep as I felt my way around kids were passed out the room was huge and trashed , beer bottles wine coolers , captain jack bottles were broken and tossed all over it smelled like stale weed and booze in here.
Slowly I hobbled across the room seeing the door come into view.
Did I tell you about the time I ate a whole pound of..
Oh for the love of fat cakes shut-up already
Well you don't have to be mean!
Ah...
I screamed not just out of frustration but out of fear as I fell twisting my ankle.
Now everything hurt even more ..this day just couldn't get any worse a pain shot through my butt..did psycho panda hit me with a tennis racket?
Ha that's what you get for being a meany
With that she bounced off I buried my head in my hands . Everything in me protested getting up but I
pushed myself even against the pain and fire in my body.
Somehow I got up grabbing on to some kind of wooden object turning it over .
I saw blurry that it was a mirror oh god what the hell had happened? So many questions.
Why was I naked? Was that a bruise or a hickey on my neck? Where was I? Who was that frigging stranger in my bed? Was that a D.J passed out in the yard? Why was that window open? Could anybody see?
Did anybody know what had happened? How could I get there? Where was Carly? Freddie I had to find somebody. I needed a shower bad..I needed to pee. Where the heck was the bathroom? Where were my clothes?
Fumbling I crawled onto the floor . Someone's smelly sock gross, someone's half eaten cookie..breakfast yum..a bit stale but it worked ..finally my phone. I sat down head in between my knee's feeling like I was going to pass out or puke . My hands were shaking as I went through my purse getting my cell ..flipping my pear phone open . I scanned through everything where had these pictures come from?
Carly and I on table tops dancing drinks in hands pictures of Carly and I naked..making love..I shivered
I couldn't remember last night. But I felt her kisses on my naked body like a cool breeze on a hot summer's day. I felt her minty tequila laced breath her gentle touch. I wanted more then anything to kiss her gorgeous body ..where was she? I flipped through the pics..me and Carly and a whole slew of kids.
My purse was filled with receipts god did we buy out the whole town? Did we have even money left?
Pictures of us outside bars ..on the boulevard we were streaking in the park. w.t.f skinny dripping a pool? Who were these other kids? Why was my memory so blurry? Who were these credit cards from? I didn't own them them I knew Carly didn't ..keys fell out they weren't mine? What car was I sitting in? It was a Ferrari ..where did I get it from? Oh chiz did I steal it?
Why was there a downloading signal on my cell? My eyes squinted they burned bad sliding my finger over it I came to the screen that said.
Pictures uploaded to splash-face successfully..oh lord what the hell?
My stomach felt sick I needed a ginger-ale I needed to find Carly ..my dress lay in shards across the floor. Nothing made sense I needed Carly bad.
There's a stranger in my bed, There's a hickey or a bruise
There's a pounding my head
Glitter all over the room
Pink flamingos in the pool
I smell like a minibar
DJ's passed out in the yard
Barbie's on the barbeque
Pictures of last night
Ended up online
I'm screwed
Oh well
It's a black top blur
But I'm pretty sure it ruled