/Time for part two in this insanity, unfff –hip thrust- I'm startin' from the bottom up so the first question is from-/
TimeLordBud Asks-
To Starscream:
What do you think has been your biggest deterrent during your brief time as Decepticon leader?
Tapping his chin in thought, Starscream silently mused on the question. As much as he hated to admit it, there had been a few things that had held him down while he had been leader. One main thing popped into his processor, and he began typing.
Starscream Answers-
To the marginally more intelligent flesh-creature:
It would have to be my underlings, particularly Knockout, my scrap worthy second in command. Obviously Megatron does not have his army as well trained as he thought. They are the reason my plans and leadership failed… But I plan on making further attempts to grasp glory once again, and I WILL not allow failure.
Funsizedreesescup Asks-
To Starscream:
So, Starscream. How did it feel last week when you had to ride that decepticon Segway ? And not being able to fly ? ((The episode where he gets the armor))
His servo did not seem to collide fast enough to his helm. Dragging his claws down his faceplates after the effects of the facepalm wore off, the Seeker growled. He had the dawning feeling he was not going to live down that… incident with the 'Segway', as the human called it.
Starscream Answers-
To the human who believes reminding me of such occurrences is a wise idea:
It was horrible. I never could understand why any self-respecting cybertronian would ever use a ground based altmode. Until that moment, I still had a slight respect for grounders… that respect is gone to say the least. I miss the wind over my cockpit and wings, but I have not time to dwell over it. If you have not noticed, I am quite a busy mech, unlike the vast majority of every other sentient being on this dirt ball.
Autobotschic Asks:
To Bayverse Starscream:
First off; I have here by dubbed you the Giant Dorito of Doom.
Second; Why does your body look like a Dorito, yet you a have the arms and legs of a chicken?
Red optics cycled to narrow pinholes. This fleshling had the audacity to call him a Dorito? A human snack food? And then further insult his frame by saying his appendages looked like some feathery bird that humans also ate...Pit, what didn't these organics eat? Snorting, a bit of oral lubricant forming at the side of his mouth, Starscream began typing a return message.
Starscream Answers:
To a puny fleshling:
I see no resemblance to myself and those items that your kind ingests as fuel. My frame is highly sought after by others of my kind, but your primitive mind has yet to see the true beauty and craftsmanship my creators had put forth into its making.
/And wow, I'm surprised at all the questions I'm getting already! Keep 'em coming, it keeps my 'Screamer muse online XD
Just remember not to take offence to anything that is said. For the brief period of time I am typing responses, I'm mentally not there. It's just the Dorito of Doom XD/