My Life In Naruto!
By: mangainu94
Summary: I wake up in a hospital, and the first people I meet are…..Gaara and Naruto's Gang! If you don't like the idea of someone from the real world in Naruto than….don't read!
A/N: Wheeeeeee I finally got on to the computer! I'm so happy! This is my second chapter! Please enjoy! Oh yea! PLZZZZZZ REVIEW!
Disclaimer: I forgot to say this last chapter so I'll say it for both of these chapters…… I DON'T FUCKIN OWN NARUTO!
Chapter 2: WTF its Gaara!
I groan, the suns trying to wake me up, and I have this insistent grumbling noises coming from my stomach. I bring a hand up to my eyes to cover them from the sunlight that was filtering from a window.
I open my eyes slightly, just a crack and turned my head slightly to the side what I saw was just crazy! I was in a hospital! Not my house! I sit forward quickly and end up pulling a muscle in my neck "Aaah!" I rub my neck to get rid of the pain.
I realized that my clothes had been changed into the hospital gown I looked around again this time taking it all in and not freaking out. There was a closet and a dresserA/N: Bureau?? to the other side of the room. I got up and opened the closet I sighed thankfully that my Black T-shirt with white sculls with red roses, my black corduroy jeans, my black socks, my black bra, and my black and white tennies were there, I took them and went into the bathroom that I had just noticed.
Before I got dressed I was so happy to see a shower and not just a toilet and sink! I quickly took a shower that is if you could call it a shower. Sure there was a towel and soap but what I wanted most was shampoo and conditioner! I didn't grumble about it, all I wanted to do was get out of this hospital and ponder on how I would get home.
"I sure am in a pickle…." I didn't know if I were in my town hospital or in another, I started to brush through my hair with my fingers and I took my hair tie and put my hair in a ponytail short bangs were hanging out. I glanced at the mirror and freaked! My hair! It was silvery white I screamed! (I am dressed into thy clothing now).
I backed up into the wall scared out of my wits, two Hospital attendees came rushing into the room and kept asking what was wrong all I could stutter out was "My-y-y- ha-a-a-a-i-r!" They looked from me to the mirror with questionable looks.
"Your hair?" attendee 1 asked.
I looked at them in shock "My hair what happened to my hair it was black last time I remember seeing it!"
"But Miss When Kakashi found and brought you here your hair was the color of white" Said attendee 2.
I narrowed my eyes to the attendees "Did you say….Kakashi?"
They nodded in unison.
Kakashi? But he's in the anime Naruto. OR they could be talking about some random guy with that name.
I gulped "Did Kakashi have white hair?"
They nodded.
Lucky guess….
Attendee 1 interrupted me before I could say something else "Yes it was that dashing man Kakashi, he's such a gentleman, a powerful ninja too."
I looked at the attendees in pure mock horror I regained my posture and stood up.
I looked away from the attendees who were still cooing over how cute Kakashi was. "Hey I don't need to be in the hospital anymore..... I can check out." Speaking to said attendees, all they did was nod "You may follow Miss Fujimori to the desk to sign out" she pointed to attendee 2. I nodded and began to follow Miss Fujimori.
As I walked through the halls I began to wonder to myself if I was dreaming, I looked around it looked like any other hospital. We came up to the desk, Miss Fujimori got some papers out from under the desk and asked me to sign my name under the line at the bottom, of the agreement of saying that I was no longer in the hospitals property. X .Kami Tsubaka______
I nodded to Miss Fujimori and gave her the paper, she smiled "here your new here to Kohona aren't you and don't have any money I suppose, so just take this and buy something to eat…..You've been asleep for about two days now and you should be hungry, and after your done eating you should probably find lord Hokage he'll be able to help you find an answer to your predicament, have a good day now!" she stated rather than told. I thanked her and put the money in my pants pocket.
Good day…….?
How could I have a good day if I'm already sleeping?
I walked a ways from the hospital before I actually found somewhere to eat, The Ramen Bar. I hate ramen….but I'm so hungry I don't want to walk any farther.
I walk into the ramen bar and sit on the chair, I looked at the money in my hand and my eyes bulged there had to be at least 1000 yen!
"Yes how may I help you?" A young woman asked me.
"Uhhh…." I look at the guy in the back and back to the woman "I'll have a Miso and Pork Ramen please." I tell her. "Coming right up" she says.
10 min later….
"Here you go! Your Miso and Pork Ramen is done!" She said cheerfully.
I thanked her, and broke apart the chopsticks and dug in. And to my surprise the ramen tasted GOOD!
"Oh my gosh! I've never eaten ramen that's tasted this good before!" I finish the ramen in five minutes and sighed contentedly.
"Thank you for the ramen!" I pull out my money to pay, but the man who cooked the ramen just waved it a way and said on the house. I thanked him and put my money back in my pocket.
I decided to just look around the place get familiar with it. After awhile I got bored and decided to find Lord Hokage just like the nurse said, I looked around and saw the Hokage Tower I walked towards it but when I came up to some people who were talking and whadda know it's….Naruto and Gaara's Gang.
"If this is a dream than why am I not waking up?" I mumbled to my self out loud.
"Kanekuro back off." A very murderous voice cut in. "You're an embarrassment to our village." Gaara spoke.
Everyone gasped.
Kanekuro's eyes widened and his voice trembled "H-hey Gaara."
Gaara looked at Kanekuro "Have you forgotten the reason we came all the way here?"
Kanekuro sure talks fast when he's scared "I-I know, I mean they challenged us, they started the whole thing really, see here's what happened…"
"Shut up.." Gaara glared at him, Kanekuro looked like he was going to piss himself.
"..Or I'll kill you." Gaara finished.
Kanekuro apologized to Gaara and told him it wouldn't happen again.
Gaara turned to all of us (Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke,) "I'm sorry for any trouble he caused."
Gaara disappeared in a poof of sand and landed on the ground next to Temari and Kanekuro "Let's go we didn't come here to play games."
"Alright sure, I get it" Kanekuro finished.
This is Gaara he sounded evil in the show but now….. I stood back as they passed.
"Hold on! Hey!" Sakura yelled to them.
"What?" Temari answered.
"I can tell from your headbands that you've come from the Village Hidden In The Sand….Of course the land of fire and the land of wind are allies, but no Shinobi can enter another's village with out permission! So state your purpose and it better be good!" Sakura stated.
What am I being here? A pretty little wall flower. Should I butt in?
Gaara's Gang turned to look at them, "really have all of you been living under a rock? You don't know what's going on do you, we have permission. Of course you're correct we are Hidden Sand Genin, and our home is known as the Land of Wind, and were here for the Chunin exams, get the picture."
"Chu-chunin exams what's that?... Well I've never heard of any chunin exams, believe it." Naruto told.
"Hah I believe it all right that you're totally clueless" Temari bluntly put.
I really am being a wall flower…..I hate this, being ignored like this is driving me nuts! I think and decide to make my self known.
I walk and stand by Kanekuro, and did the most stupidest thing ever, something to earn my death early but I knew it would be funny. I held my hand over his head and gave him the bunny ears. I did all of this with a blank expression containing my giggles.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" He yells at me and tries to push me away from him, it works but I moved on my own will. I dodged his fist and swerved madly in angles that gymnasts would envy. I was even surprised at my bendiness and speed.
Naruto was rolling on the ground holding his sides laughing like crazy. Sakura and Sasuke just gave me serious glares enough to slice me open. I look at Kanekuro who's, that is, if looks could kill, he was giving me that exact look.
"Ha ha! Sorry I just didn't want to be the pretty little wall flower that stays on the side all the time. I was trying to be funny, but man if looks could kill…." I grin and look away. "Well anyway I have to go see Lord Hokage very important business you know; well anyways it was nice meeting all of you, byeee!" I state merrily and ran away as fast as I could towards the Hokage Tower.
A/N: hello and salutations! What do you think is this messed up or what? LOL well anyways this was and is and will stay the WTF its Gaara chapter. LOL. Yea and yen by the way goes like this: 1 yen= .01 cent, 10 yen= 1 $, 100 yen= 10 $, and 1000 yen= 100 $, and so on and so forth. PLZZZZZZZZZZZ REVIEW!!!!