The Twelve Days Of Prank-mus
(Courtesy of the twins!)
'Poor Prowl,' thought Jazz as he ran to the Medbay. He could already hear the curses, both human and Cybertronian, coming from inside. 'I'll bet the twins won't be at all safe when Ratchet gets them! But I'm guessing that Prowl won't be able to relax for weeks because of Sunny and Sides; he really needs a break every so often.' Jazz hesitated outside the Medbay, cautiously wondering whether it'd be best if he called back later… but then again, the twins REALLY needed to be tracked down and punished. He entered 'the Hatchet's Den Of Doom'.
"What do you want now Jazz?" said Ratchet, it appeared that he was already in his Hatchet Mood.
"I, uh, well -" stuttered Jazz
"Oh do get on with it Jazz. Four of my favourite wrenches have gone missing and I'm in the middle of locating them!" huffed Ratchet
"Will do. Well, th' twins have taken it 'pon themselves to actually perform th' 'Twelve Days of Christmas' but wi' a twist." said Jazz, "they called it 'The Twelve Days Of Prankmus' and they sent pranks as gifts t' Prowl. Now his quarters is full up to th' brim wi' they're wacky presents!"
Ratchet pulled a face and said, "so now you want me to knock the slag outta them? Yes?"
"Yeah" and after a moment's pause Ratchet said,
"Only too gladly!"
'Primus help the twins' thought Jazz as he led the way to the twins' quarters.
"Silent Night, Holy Night,
Better run, better hide,
Get in my way and you'll wish you were not,
Coz I'm gonna pound a certain two bots,
If you stay long enough you'll see,
Well what the twins will, too, see
Silent Night, Holy Night,
Flying tools, ducking bots,
Soon some will come crashing down,
Coming with impact to the ground,
Gently falling to the floor,
The twins will soon be no more
Silent Night, Holy Night,
Primus help those twins,
They won't know what hit them,
Revenge for making Prowl glitch again,
Nowhere's safe for them to hide,
Least they might've tried"
Ratchet sang at full blast, taking a leaf out of Prowl's book after Jazz explained about Prowl's "Caroling concert". He didn't care whether the twins heard it or not, all that mattered was that they ALL trembled before him as he started dealing out SOOO many harsh punishments for Sunstreaker and Sideswipe. He too got strange looks from the other Autobots as he swiftly walked down the corridors to the little troublemakers' quarters.
'No point in knocking' thought the Hatchet, 'it's likely they'll have heard they're little 'Death' song!' He gleefully rubbed his hands together at the thought of what harsh punishments he could use this time. He punched in the door-release code and, as he entered, he heard the twins scream like little organic girls!
"Now, I believe you two have been up to some EVIL tricks on Prowl, haven't you?" he said as the twins' screams died away into looks of sheer terror as their impending doom approached them with whatever ominous punishments he had intended for them...