Chapter 2.
Unbelievably Vance had said yes to letting me accompany Ducky to England and the day has come where we finally leave we said our good bye to the team yesterday. We arrived at Washington airport at 8 am went through security and boarded the plane. I'm not too keen on flying it's not the beginning up in the air it is the fact I don't have my weapons. Anyway I am putting up the walls the only reason I am here is to keep Ducky company.
When we arrive in the UK we will be picked up from Gatwick airport and taken to Sussex in the south of England. On the plane Ducky had told me tales of his time growing up in Scotland and his trips to his cousins where they played pooh sticks in the ash down forest. At about 5pm American time we landed in England it was around 1 AM Greenwich meridian time so I decided to ignore the fact that the ground crew was especially pissed off. At the airport we grabbed our bags and made our way to the front of the airport where true to their word Duck's relatives were waiting.
"Uncle Donald" A young girl ran up to Ducky and nearly through him over.
"Nice to meet you who might you be"
I am Lily your cousin 3 times removed." It had not occurred to me that Ducky had not been back to the UK for at least 25 years.
"Is she your wife" Lily asked.
"No she isn't" Lily's dad had walked up behind her now.
"Harold I have not been completely honest with you mother told you I was married as she did not want disappoint you but she did it with best intentions and I know"
Luckily Harold cut in "Ducky it is okay when we invited you we looked you up online and found you have never been married."
"Then why did you book two tickets?"
"We also found out you had a fear of flying"
"How did you found out all of this"
"Your fan page"
"I have a fan page"
"Sorry Ducky it was an April fools last year blame Tony"
"Anyway who is your friend?"
"Hello I am Ziva I work with Ducky at NCIS"
"Oh Ziva David are you also aware you have a fan page"
"No I am not" Harold then pulls out his eye phone and shows me my fan page which consists of the 3 pictures of me in my bikini in LA and the news I am happily married to Mcgee with 3 children. Tony is dead.
Clearly seeing the shocked look on my face Harold quickly states "Another April Fool?"
"Once the car is loaded we get in Ducky at the front and Lily and me at the back it does not take long for poor Lily to fall asleep considering it is 1.30 AM in her deep sleep she leans her head on my lap. For the next 30 minutes I listen to Ducky and Harold catch up on the last 30 years.
When we arrive at Harold's house I am shocked at its size it is almost as big as the NCIS building and has 2 range rovers and a porsh parked at the front. I slowly slip Lily's head off my lap and clime out the car and take my suit case out the trunk. When we enter the house I am told that there is a spare bedroom on the third floor which Harold shows me to. Once in my room which is twice the size of my own I phone Tony it is only 7 back home and after all I have to address the situation of my fan page.
"Ziva" Tony answers
"Tony" I reply
"Hey what's up it is 2AM there"
"Those pictures of LA have magically found their way onto the internet on my fan page which also says I am married to Mcgee." On the other end of the phone I hear Tony laugh.
"Tony I suggest you take it down now or I will kill you with your stapler."
"Sorry Zee" He says still sniggering.
"Take it down."
"Okay then. How's England."
"Well all I have seen so far is an airport and some especially pissed off ground crew. Talk to you soon"
"Yer bye"
"Is that Ziva" Gibbs's voice grunts I guess Tony loaded up the website. Good I thought this will defiantly get him head slapped.
"Yer boss it was a..." Before he has a chance to explain hear the familiar sound of a head slap. Ha I think and hang up.
I fall asleep not long after.
Hey guys sorry no guns yet but I promise there will be in the next chapter if you are still reading now thank you so much and please review.