Author's Note: So…Hey guys! This is the other half that I promised. I tried my very very very best in making it funnier and more romantic. But I think that the romance part lost.

By the way…I want to thank those blessed people who full-heartedly review my story. Your comments really made me happy and very much satisfied. Love you all!

Loki you Big Jerk!

PART TWO

On the Day of the Shopping Spree

"Gate of the Maiden…I open thee…Virgo!" Lucy loudly casts as she raised a key up in the air inside her apartment. A poof of smoke with golden light suddenly appeared in front of her. "Okay, Virgo. Let's go shopping now! There will be lots of people…later...in the…ma-" She was slowly trailed off as she saw messy strawberry-blond hair after the smoke cleared out. The next thing she saw was blue-tinted glass covering a pair of glimmering green orbs then she noticed a black and gold headphone around the neck above a familiar green jacket lined with fur on the hood. And by the bottom were familiar baggy pants with chains hanging from the waist to the pocket. Lucy was expecting girl in a maid outfit but instead she found a boy whose clothes say I-am-a-bad-boy once you see it.

"L-Loki? Why are you here? Where's Virgo? Why are you wearing that? Where's your suit?" Lucy stuttered in a surprised manner. Her eyes still in a shock mode.

"Too many questions, Princess. Let's see…I am here because of a request. Virgo had another important appointment. I'm wearing this because it is a bit cold outside…and for your last question…my suit were ruined when I saved and carried a wet young lady yesterday." Loki sighed after his long breathless reply. "The market will be filled of shoppers in just a moment. We should carry on and fulfill your task today milady." He stated as he approached the front door and reached for the knob.

"W-Wait a minute, Loki. Can you please wait until my messed up mind copes up?" Lucy asked while she scratches her temples.

The lion spirit giggled by his master's statement. "Take your time, Princess." He smiled, noticing how cute his master was whenever she's serious about something. He also noticed Lucy wearing her favorite blue-striped white tank top with her matching blue skirt. He had just realized that the young celestial mage truly is in the midst of 'clothes crisis' because he expected that she would perhaps wear thicker clothes due to the weather. But still, she looks as beautiful as usual.

"If you will accompany me in shopping…then you will definitely call it as a…" She slowly said with eyes full of suspicion. Not daring to continue.

"A date." He plastered a grin in his face as he fixed his sky-colored glasses.

"I knew it. You planned all of these!" Lucy frowned. "But I got news for you, punk…you are rejectamento." She proudly said as she crossed her arms.

"Well, you got no any other choice. I know that you want to buy lots of things today and as your Prince, I will not let you carry all of those stuffs alone." Loki smiled and walked towards the front door. He twisted the knob and leaped outside. "It's a cloudy day! We better buy your 'umbrella' fast! I don't want to see my Princess soaked in water again." He yelled like a child.

'If you only knew.' The celestial mage rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, Lucy. Just don't talk to him much so that he will bother you no more. It always works on crazy people." Lucy whispered to herself gloomily as she stepped outside to join her spirit.

oooOOOooo

"How's your ankle?" Loki asked while looking at the girl's foot. He noticed her silence since outside her apartment that made him uncomfortable somehow.

'Don't talk to him, Lucy.'

The blond girl sighed.

"You kinda look tired." He asked once more, attempting to break free from her silent treatment.

'Follow your plan, girlie! Snob him!'

"If you feel uncomfortable walking, I can carry you wherever you wanted me t-" He quickly bit his tongue when his master gave him a death glare as soon as he lifted his head to lock his eyes into hers. 'Oops! Bad move.'

"You're a big jerk, Loki." She simply said as she stopped walking. Her burning eyes still locked in his. He swore he saw a glint of red in her brown orbs.

"W-Why?" The lion spirit nervously asked as he too stopped his trail.

"You, mister…had just ruined my day. Now I am not in the mood to shop." She stated with a pout. She looked away and crossed her arms.

Loki didn't dare to talk anymore for he is scared that Lucy's negative energy might attract demons or somethin'. He can see the dark aura coming out from her.

While watching his own hope in making her happy grew wings and fly away, he sighed heavily. He looked around and he fortunately spot a little ice cream stand not so far away. 'I still have hope.' Loki walked around his master and stopped at her back. He placed both of his hands at her shoulder and carefully led her to his desired destination. The girl gasped in shock due to her spirit's sudden move.

"H-Hey! What are you doing you stupid lion? You're ruining my heels!" Lucy complained while digging her boots on the ground in protest.

"Ah, Princess. You are always paying attention even for the smallest things. You gave attention on your heels and not where I will take you? You really amaze me. That's why I like you." Loki soothingly said behind the girl's ear that gave her an electrifying feeling.

"Y-You are always telling me those things. I know that you're using that whenever you hit girls. So don't even try it on me if you don't want to have a black eye." She raised her fist to threaten him.

"But I mean it this time…" Loki seriously said in a deep tone. Lucy winced as she felt her spirit's grip became tighter. It's like as if her heart was being mashed up like a potato and soaked up by hot gravy. (A.N. I kinda suck in comparing things…so…I'll just use food and whatevers for it. Not to mention that I am always hungry while composing this story. XD)

Lucy felt his sincerity convincing her that he spoke of the truth. It made her confused and messed up. The lion spirit took a glance at his stunned master who suddenly became quiet. He snapped himself out and mentally sighed. 'I got my emotions got over me again…totally uncool.'

"Hey, Lucy. Don't be mad at me but…there's a bat in the cave." Loki said with a smile as he lifts his hand to point at something.

"Huh?" The girl asked limply like she hadn't eaten breakfast.

Or maybe it is an effect by a kind of torture that can affect one's body and mind…namely; DIET.

"I mean…" He choked, fighting the urge to laugh. "There's something hanging in your nose and waving hi at me." He mockingly said, trying to shoo off the awkward atmosphere.

"W-W-What! Really?" She panickly covered up her red face with her hands and rushed over a nearby fountain to check on her image. A long sigh of relief escaped her mouth as soon as she saw nothing on or in her nose. 'Whew…I thought I had IT…no one with brains would want it! No wonder why it claimed the first place in my I'd-rather-wear-a-clown-make-up-than-to-have-it-in-public; Boogars.'

The girl winced as a reflection of a man appeared at her back, giggling.

"If only you…saw what…you look like earlier…when you panicked. It's priceless!" Loki barely said between giggles.

"Why you…" The pissed off girl glared at the boy before her hand intentionally dropped on the fountain and splashed the water at Loki's face.

She unexpectedly heard an annoyed hiss from her spirit friend who fell down, rear first, after the water touched his skin. His disgusted look focused on the dripping wet hand of his master. He cough in embarrassment as his gaze traced up to see the dumb stricken face of Lucy looking straight at him. Loki let out a nervous laugh while standing up to brush the dirt off his clothes.

'…Aaawkwaard~…'

The boy gulped silently as the familiar atmosphere returned.

"Uhmmn…I think we should go." The strawberry-blond boy stuttered as he turned his back against the blond girl and walked like a robot.

"Woah…didn't saw that coming." His master squeaked.

The spirit stopped dead as he heard her voice. Cold sweat started to crawl in his body. He started to shiver like a wet kitten. 'Not good.'

He shivered more.

"Uhmmn…Loki?" Lucy whispered one more time. 'Is there an earthquake? I can feel the ground shake.'

"I despise it. My blood freezes whenever I gain contact with it." The boy suddenly spat in disgust.

"You mean…water?" She carefully asked.

Lucy finally heard Loki took a deep breath. He turned around vigorously to lock his eyes to his master. Fear and shame can be seen in his green eyes.

"It's my weakness. Maybe I inherit it from being a family of cats. This sucks!" He proclaimed as he quickly inserted his hands in his chained pocket. "I feel so ashamed of myself for letting you, my master, discover my only weak spot." His voice shaked.

"H-How about when you saved me last time? I'm stuck in the middle of the rain, aren't I?" She asked, trying to be cheerful.

"I endured it." He simply said. "What do you expect of me? Of course I'd rather charge in the rain than watch you being hit by a truck!" His sudden change of tone made the girl gasp.

After a silence that seemed like a century, Lucy finally blinked. Her eyes filled with pity and pain. She walked stiffly towards Loki and stopped just a few meters away from him and smiled.

"Is it too late to thank you for what you did for me?" She asked lovingly with a comforting smile that made Loki's insides somehow feel hot.

Her actions took him of guard. "N-No need. Just keep it as a secret, okay? I-I really don't want anybody to know." He replied, trying to stay cool.

"I understand you. I just feel the same way. Weakness is just a pain in the butt. I hate it." Her understanding smile suddenly became a playful one. "But really…water as your weakness?..." She gave out a giggle.

Loki's eyes grew wide as he noticed his blond master's emotions changed all of a sudden. "Are you saying that to get revenge on me? Or you are just plain twisted?" He finally asked, raising an eyebrow with a faint smile.

Lucy smiled wider as her reply. 'Oh goodie! He is not moody anymore.'

"I'm hungry. I want something sweet and cold." She groaned while touching her tummy.

"Even though the weather is chilly?" He asked. The girl nodded in reply. "Eating sweets are prohibited if you are in the middle of a diet."

"R-Realy?...I-I am not aware of that!" She panickly replied. He smiled.

"I-I mean…not that I am admitting that I am in a diet…" Lucy continued defensively, blush covering her face.

"Denial~" Loki sang.

"W-What? No I am not!"

The lion spirit shook his head with a smile as he took the girl's hand and walked towards the nearby ice cream stand. He stopped in front of the stand and happily faced his master beside him.

"What flavor would you prefer, Princess? My treat!" He joyfully stated.

"Uhmmn…I think I will go on with ANYTHING that is SWEET. I can't decide properly with an empty tummy." She complained in a distressed tone, finally giving up.

"Okay." Loki answered in a soothing voice. He turned his head towards the vendor to order. "Mister, may I have a…" His husky voice suddenly died down as he leaned closer to the vendor's ear with a sly smile.

"Oh! It will be special then, Sir. What a good taste! It will take me time to make it but I'll try my best." The vendor exclaimed while smiling at the clueless Lucy.

"Let's sit there while waiting for our order, Princess." The boy pointed on a decent looking table and two cute looking chairs behind them. He pulled a chair for Lucy to seat in and a chair for him.

After few minutes of waiting…

"Uhmmn…are we doing a staring contest here?" The celestial mage tiredly asked as she realized her spirit gazing at her for a while. "Count me out 'coz I feel uncomfortable with your sticky look." She said with a hint of irritatedness.

"Is it wrong to check on you?" He replied while tilting his head like a curious feline.

"Yeah! If you check on me every second." Lucy sarcastically said as she rolled her eyes. Loki laughed softly before leaning his chin on his hand resting on the table to decrease the space separating the two.

"What can I do? I can't take my eyes of you…" He soothingly stated, looking at her brown orbs once more.

"You do know that there's a nearby fountain here?" Lucy threatened while turning her blushing head to the water source's direction.

"Woah…I had enough of water splashing for today. You are truly mean, my dear." Loki defended as he leaned back while raising both hands to show defeat. 'Really…if she keeps this up…all men in the world will be mate less…someday.'

Lucy giggled as if she heard what Loki had in his mind.

"So…now that I know about your weakness…" The girl started with an evil smile. Loki's eyes widened at her sudden words.

'Not good. I don't like that tone of hers.'

"I think I know now how to tame a lion!" She excitedly said.

'Definitely not good! Her bad side is showing!'

"W-What are you talking about?" Loki nervously asked with a gulp, his eyes opening wider.

"While we are waiting for the vendor, I'll gonna go first to buy somethin'. No worries…I will be back in a jiffy." She said as she stood up with a grin.

"W-Wait! Lucy where are yo-" Loki trailed of when his master got away so fast. He gave out a loud sigh as her figure slowly disappears.

'What is she up to?'

"Quite a catch there, sir!" The vendor playfully said with a bright smile as he peeped from his stand.

"Yeah…you have no idea." The spirit sighed as he shook his head.

oooOOOooo

Lucy returned at the ice cream stand to have a sit after her short unknown trip. The celestial mage let out a gasp as she saw an empty table (A.N. Which means there's no yet ice cream. How took that vendor long? Don't ask me!) which happened to be their spot. She placed a paper bag on her chair and sighed heavily.

"Where could that jerk be?" The girl whispered to herself as she looked around.

All of the sudden, she heard few giggles near to the place where she stood. The kind of giggles that only happens in a particular case. Curiously, she tiptoed to the source which came out to be behind of a huge tree. Strands of strawberry-blond hair peeped from the tree that made Lucy became more aware to what is happening. She silently rushed to her table and furiously she grabbed her paper bag. As she walked towards the fountain, she pulled out a green spray bottle designed with daffodils from the bag. She popped it open to refill with cold clear water.

"Uhmmn…Miss? There's no need to water the plants here. We had a gardener here who had just finished his task." The ice cream vendor said with a gentle smile as he saw Lucy running past him with a bottle.

The girl stopped in respect to answer the old man. "Actually, mister. I will only play with it for a while." She playfully smiled back.

"Oh, okay. But be sure to return quickly. The ice cream your boyfriend ordered will be ready in a moment!" (A.N. Yehey! Atlast…Halleluiah!) The man replied at the girl who bowed down and run away.

"Just for the record, he is not my boyfriend!" Lucy yelled as her voice slowly fades.

When she reached the big tree, she sneakily climbed up to the bigger plant beside it with the bottle between her teeth so that she can use both of her hands. 'Ugh…my nails will be ruined.' As she caught a glimpse of a strong enough branch, she crawled on top of it until she is close enough on the giggling pair below her for a good 25 feet. She slowly pulled some branches filled with leaves for cover.

"Ha! I knew it…Loki is flirting again." Lucy silently spat in disgust as she looked down. "Someone had to teach him a lesson not to leave others without permission!...but how…?" She angrily whispered as she tightened her grip on the bottle containing the water she gathered.

"What if I close his gate?" The celestial mage asked with a much lowered voice. She slipped her hand on her side to reach for her keys but instead, she felt something in her pocket. Into her surprise, a small sachet of lotion where resting all along in her skirt. The girl stared at it for a moment before an evil smile appeared across her face. She tore the corner of it quietly and poured its contents on a leaf.

"Aww…Loki, you are so handsome and brave. Did you really defeat a member of the Raijinshu team single-handed?" A brunette girl in a dark violet dress gleamed while leaning on the tree. Her twinkling eyes seemed to have a heart in its core. Her flirty giggles made Lucy irritated more than ever.

'Why do I feel this way?'

"Of course I did. Never underestimate a light mage, my dear. My blinding power comes from my unlimited love." The man in green jacket soothingly said as he caressed the brunette's blushing cheek.

'What! I was there when that happened! I used my whip to stop Bixlow for Loki to do the finishing attack! What a big jerk.'

"Oooh…you are so amazingly brave." The flirty girl complemented.

'Tch…let's see how brave he is.'

The blond mage on top of the tree stirred the white lotion on the leaf to gain a greenish fluid. A disgusting green color. The result of her experiment made her smile mischievously and slyly. She bit out a laugh as she tilted the leaf down to let the green fluid fall freely. After few heart beats of waiting for the lotion to pour down…SPLAT!

"EEEEEEEEEEEW! Gross! Eew…Eew…Eew..." The brunette screamed as she jumped up and down. She panickly waved her arms like crazy while looking at her shoulder with her big widened eyes. "B-B-Bird poop!"

"Woah. Let me help you there." The lion spirit offered. But as he stretched his hand with a handkerchief, droplets of water suddenly fell from the sky. (A.N. From Lucy, actually.)

All of the hair on Loki's body stood as tinie tiny bits of H2O touched his hand. His eyes dilated as some fell on his face. He too started to panic while rolling on the ground yelling and yelling. "Aaah! Water!...water…water… It burns!" He screamed with his hands covering his face.

Another drop of greenish fluid fell on the brunette's other shoulder then on her head. Her poor face had some marks from the 'bird droppings' splatters. She screamed so loud that the birds on resting on the other trees flew away. "I can't take it no more! I am out of here!" She shouted as she rushed out of the trees. Her panicked voice echoing miserably.

Lucy covered her mouth with one hand to stop herself from laughing out loud while the other keeps spraying water on the rolling oversized pussy. She looked back on the girl covered with green lotion who is still stumbling on her way. 'I feel so mean. I pity her cute dress.'

She sighed in exhaustion from laughing herself out as she stopped spraying water below. The girl swiped a tear on her laughing eyes. "Whoo! What a sight. Too bad I didn't bring my camera to take a shot from that racket." Lucy giggled. She carefully balanced her way to the tree trunk to climb down. Her feet successfully touched the ground safely. She peeked behind the big tree only to see the 'still rolling on the dirt' lion spirit. The blond mage took the chance to retreat to her base without Loki noticing.

Lucy panted while holding on the chair for support. Her fast escape made her tired and exhausted. She laughed loudly as she sat down on her place and leaned back. Footsteps and a polite cough where heard from her back startled her.

"What fun did you got from the trees back there, ei?" The vendor smiled with an occupied tray on his hands. "Quite a prank you had, Miss." He said with a huff while placing the tray on her table. "Here's your order. It melted a little because you didn't return immediately."

"Oh…I'm sorry for making you wai-….What? How did you know about my plan?" Lucy asked nervously.

"I just noticed it by how you act." He grinned. "By the way…where's your companion?" The old man asked while wiping his hands on his apron.

The celestial mage shrugged her shoulders in reply. A sly smile was still plastered on her face. As her eyes decided to avoid the vendor's gaze, she lowered her them only to be surprised by the delicious looking treat on the tray.

"Wow! Y-You made it all alone, Mister?"She asked happily as her eyes glimmered in delight. "I feel like drooling…" Lucy was speechless by what she is witnessing on the table.

The vendor laughed by her statement. "Enjoy." And then he left.

The blond girl took a small spoon beside the glorious ice cream with an unsatisfied smile. She looked on the trees with guilty eyes. "How took him too long in the trees? I feel like regretting what I did. It is kinda immature." The mage whispered to herself, letting go of the spoon.

All of the sudden, she heard the bushes ruffle behind her. Her body alerted as she jumped up from her chair. She took small steps forward to have a closer look on the suspicious plant. Her senses told her that it is only an animal or somethin' but her mind argued that it was something more. As she leaned her head forward, a hand suddenly popped out from the bush and landed on her shoulder. It was shaking. Shaking so hard like a…like a…hmmmn…like a maracas! Or like Plue, the spirit dog? Or like a vibrating phone? Or like a fruit blender? Or…WHAT THE HECK! As long as that thing shakes…(cough…cough…cough)

Lucy's face became pale by the contact. She quickly jerked up to free herself from the touch and to give a gutt-buster kick to whoever owned that freakin' hand. The girl posed in a kicking position to start her bloody torture. But a familiar voice stopped her attack.

"Stop! W-Why are you doing this to me?" The familiar distressed husky voice yelled from the…bush.

"H-Huh? Is that you Loki? Why on earth are you there in the bush!" Lucy asked as she stretched both her hands to pull the boy out. But he angrily retreated his hand from the celestial mage's grip. He immediately stood up while hugging his own muddy clothed body.

"What are you thinking? Are you mad? Why do you have to scare that poor girl with your…goop? And most of all…I just told you my weakness and then you used that against me with that cruel way?" Loki yelled angrily. His eyes darkened and his body gave a negative energy. It was just the second time that Lucy saw her lion spirit raised a voice that loud on her.

'How did he discovered about my prank?'

"I-I'm…I'm so…" The scared girl stuttered while covering her mouth with her shivering hand to stop herself from crying. But a tear was already on the edge of her eyes that Loki immediately noticed.

His emerald eyes widened as he realized what he did to his dear master. He turned around to avoid seeing her in that state. He had always hated her cry in front of him. The boy gave out a loud frustrated sigh as his hands dropped at his side. He tried his best to stop from shivering from the water but his body shakes more due to guilt.

"Lucy…I'm sorry for yelling at you. It's just…" he let out another sigh. "It's just I tried my best to make you happy today and see you enjoy yourself beside me…I always dreamt of dating you…but as I witnessed from your actions this day…this very moment…I think I failed. I'm sorry for ruining your day. I'm sorry for leaving the table while you're gone. I'll just return to my world first to cool myself." And after Loki said his words with full of sincerity, he vanished with a poof of smoke.

Lucy was sniffing hardly while watching the smoke clear away. Tears finally escaped from her eyes as she barely sat down on her cold chair. Her eyes involuntary darted on the wasted melting ice cream that seems like crying with her.

"What have I done?" The girl whispered, more tears flowed. "What am I thinking? Dropping a poop-like lotion on that flirty girl and spraying water on Loki! But it is also his fault for flirting her." She yelled out loud as her hand slammed the table letting the spoon fall on the ground. Lucy buried her head in her hands while sobbing.

'Why am I crying so badly? I don't cry this much when I argue with my other friends. I love my friends equally. So why do I emote this much over him? I feel like my heart will explode like popcorn.'

A hand suddenly fell on the crying Lucy's shoulder. It startled her a bit but she didn't mind. The hand transferred to her shaking head gently. A comforting pat on her head made her look up. "M-Mr. Vendor?"

"That is what you call jealousy, dear child. Tsk…Tsk…Kids these days." The old man said as he let go of her head to sit across the table soaked with ice cream. "Never let jealousy get you. I'm not good in giving advises so…I will just let you know that you should apologize as soon as possible. No one knows when our time will end so you should compose a heart-warming apology now. So pull yourself together, child."

"Y-You're truly right, Mister." Lucy said more calmly. "I should do it." The girl energetically proclaimed as she stood up with her fist raised up, the other hand wiping her tears away from her chocolate eyes. "Thank you so much."

"No problem, kiddo." The vendor smiled with a thumbs up.

"Mister…before I go…Can I ask you an important question?" The young mage stated as she jumped.

"Yes…yes of course." He answered, looking up at her.

"Did Loki already pay for this wasted expensive looking ice cream?"

Meanwhile in the Spirit World…

"Leo? Why do you look so glum?" A soft voice said beside the lion spirit, who at that moment was sitting on his mansion's porch.

"Oh…Virgo…" Loki started while rubbing his temples as he curled down more. "I uncontrollably raised my voice on our master and now…and now she is…"

"Angry at you?" The maiden continued while sitting beside her leader. "Brother, I am so thankful for the torture equipments you gave me…so…I will help you with all my might. Besides, she is our beloved master."

"Thank you." The boy looked up and smiled at her.

"Uhmmn…Leo? Am I seeing droplets of water on your jacket and hair?" The pink-haired maiden asked in disbelief. "I thought you hated water?"

"I do! But Lucy…she-"

"She knew?"

"Yeah…And she sprayed water on me." He laughed.

"It seems that a lot of things happened today?"

"You said it." The strawberry-blond boy whistled. After few heartbeats, he suddenly jumped up with a big bulb floating on top of him. "I got a freakin' idea!"

The maid startled. She raised her eyebrow in reply.

"If only I know what her weakness is or to what she is scared most…" Loki slowly stated with a hand rubbing his chin.

"Perhaps I can do something with that…" Virgo said while standing on her feet. "All you need is to do is meet her and do all the things that I will tell you."

"How?"

"With this…" The girl showed a pair transparent ear piece in her palm.

"Where did you-"

"In my pocket." Virgo cut in.

"O-kay…" Loki said awkwardly. 'Weird. Really weird.' He straightened himself before he clapped his hand merrily. "So…when shall we start?"

Author's Note: I…am…so…sorry! Waaaaaah… I didn't mean to make it this long…I tried my best to make it short but…I want things to be detailed. So it will be a Three-Shot then?(YES)...What the heck is WRONG with me!

Don't worry…I will do my very best to make it until the third part only…but if you somehow want it to be followed…It's okay…I got a lot of ideas now…But I don't want to start a new different story so…that's why I want to make it longer…but it depends to the reviews…

I hope that you, the readers loved it. I will submit the third part next week. THANK YOU! :D