Hey Everyone! I wish I had updated faster, but I'm sorry. Let me explain. Each chapter in this story has an individual plot. (usually) So I had the plot all laid out and ready. My friend (You know her as Akako Akina) and I were IMing each other and decided to try 'Roleplay'. She was Rosalie, and I was Alice. We had a ton of fun doing it and soon we had 16 sweet pages on Word to make into a story. Problem was, we did it at her house and I didn't have a copy. So I begged her to send me a copy of it. (cough cough) Weeks later, nothing. So I had to start from scratch. Sorry! And also, I hate it when AIM stories are like, 10 lines long and 100 words. It really drives me nuts, cause even though they update faster, I don't consider them updates because it takes you as much time to read as it took them to make. (10 minutes). No offense to people who like to write short chapters, but it's just not my thing. Plus I have another Pokemon story to juggle with and stuff. OH! And my boyfriend and I.........(blushes) He got me the most awesome gift ever for my birthday cause he's not going to be here. It's soooo sweet. He came today. But enough of my rambling. Read on my fellow Twilight fans!
Disclaimer: Against my wishes (and Akako's) I do not own Twilight.
Dedication: I want to dedicate this story to 2 people: First of all would be xTeamxJedwasmettx (aka Cassadi) who is totally awesome and rocks my sox! You totally inspired this whole fic and EVERYONE! *gasps in the crowd* RUN AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *tension builds* GOOOOO READ HER STORIES WHICH KICK BUTT! ( Like Emmett) Lol. Thanks a lot Cassadi! You rock!
2. Daddy's Little Cannibal who recently died in a car crash with a drunk driver. Even though she is dead, please go read her stories. They are amazing. Here's something to mull on:In 2006, an estimated 15,827 people died in alcohol-related traffic crashes—an average of one every 33 minutes. So here's one of my newest sayings: Think before you Drink. (and drive).
Enough with the depression! READ ON PEOPLE! I'VE BORED YOU ENOUGH!
Clumsyhumangirl: Bella
Sexymindreader: Edward, duh!
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Alice
Feelingthelove: Jasper
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Emmett
Blondegoddess: Rosalie
Notafullmoonwolf: Jacob
Drshinyandawesome: Carlisle
Vampiremother101: Esme
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Clumsyhumangirl: Hey all! What's up?
Sexymindreader: Bella, dear. Why are we on the computer IMing each other when we are in the same room?
Clumsyhumangirl: IDK, cause we feel like it.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: That's not the only thing you're feeling I bet.
Sexymindreader: DIRTY THOUGHTS, EMMETT! DIRTY THOUGHTS! STOP THINKING THEM! KEEP THIS STORY RATED T!!!
Clumsyhumangirl: Don't break the 4th wall Edward.
Blondegoddess: Don't worry sweetie, you can always confide in me later.
Sexymindreader: -gags- Gag me.
Clumsyhumangirl: ?? But you just said –gags- which means you're already gagging.
Sexymindreader: Touche.
Blondegoddess: -smirks- I'm wearing that new Victoria's secret stuff.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: THE stuff????
Blondegoddess: Yup. ;)
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: -drools- Can I come in?
Blondegoddess: I'm taking a bath.
Feelingthelove: Oh Gosh. Emmett, will you at least try and control your emotions??
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: WTF? You brought the laptop with you in the friggin bathtub??
Clumsyhumangirl: O.O (Lol)
Sexymindreader: XD
Blondegoddess: What I do in the bathroom is my own personal business.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Turns me on!
Blondegoddess: oo la la! And I just got some of those smelling soaps today too!
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: -continues drooling- L8er losers!
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Feelingthelove: Glad they're gone! Now I don't have to feel the lust!!
Clumsyhumangirl: You can feel lust through a computer?
Feelingthelove: Don't ask questions.
Clumsyhumangirl: Don't be emo.
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Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Oh snap! You just got burned Jasper, the friendly ghost!
Feelingthelove: GO AWAY!!!!
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: -snorts- nice to know I'm appreciated.
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Feelingthelove: Man, he can get so annoying. And what the heck? Why has he suddenly decided to call me 'Jasper, the friendly ghost?' I'M A FREAKIN VAMPIRE!
Clumsyhumangirl: Does that mean ghosts really do exist.
Feelingthelove: -snorts- Puh-lease. You still believe in ghosts? Does your daddy still have to check for vampires in your closet?
Clumsyhumangirl: Nope, cause if he did, Edward would be screwed!
Sexymindreader: LOL!
Clumsyhumangirl: ……….Edward………just……no…….
Feelingthelove: Anyway, so we now all agree that Emmett is an annoying, stupid, idiotic, vampire?
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: You can say that again sweetie! But let's dump this joint, I need some new clothes.
Feelingthelove: You know, there is a sale at Victoria's Secret.
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: O.O LET'S GO!
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Clumsyhumangirl: O.O
Sexymindreader: And you didn't have to read their minds!
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Notafullmoonwolf: Hey Bells! Hey leech.
Clumsyhumangirl: That's not nice Jake.
Sexymindreader: I believe we've already clarified that he's not a nice mutt.
Notafullmoonwolf: I could make plenty of comments to that, but I'm not.
Clumsyhumangirl: Awww, thanks Jake.
Notafullmoonwolf: OOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Clumsyhumangirl: WTF???
Notafullmoonwolf is busy
Clumsyhumangirl: …………………………………………………………
Sexymindreader: 5………….4……………..3……………2……………….1
Notafullmoonwolf: Sorry about that, phased.
Clumsyhumangirl: ? You can type when you're a wolf?
Notafullmoonwolf: Apparently.
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Blondegoddess: Oh great. Who let the dog out?
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Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Woot, woot woot woot!
Sexymindreader: Control your husband Rose! I've had enough of Hannah Montana and the Baha Men!
Blondegoddess: Oh shiz. I had him out of Hannah Montana, but thanks for reminding him!
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: -holding up Hannah Montana doll- I HATE YOU LILY! YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!
Clumsyhumangirl: -sobs- She belonged with Oliver, but then sneaky Lily snuck up and stole her! IT WASN'T FAIR!!!!
Sexymindreader: Sweetie. It's ok. It was just a t.v. show.
Notafullmoonwolf: Your girl has issues!
Sexymindreader: Watch it mutt.
Clumsyhumangirl: But she seems so real! And now who is she going to be with? Moliver….still believe…..don't forget.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Did you forget? That I was even alive.
Clumsyhumangirl: Did you forget? That you were standing by my side. –jams out to awesome guitar solo and does a headbang-
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Woot! JAM OUT BELLA!
Clumsyhumangirl: -holds head- Ah! I'm dizzy! Ugh, no more headbangs.
Blondegoddess: O.O
Sexymindreader: Emmett. Please don't turn my fiancé into a blonde bimbo or Demi Lovato.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: It's either that or Hannah Montana or Britney Spears.
Sexymindreader: Oh sweet mother of all things good!
Blondegoddess: WOMANIZER WOMANIZER, OH, YOU'RE A WOMANIZER.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: You! (you you are) You! (you you are) Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer!
Blondegoddess: Good job sweetie! You hit that low note perfectly! And those humans have to use technology to hit that note!
Sexymindreader: Bella. No Britney.
Notafullmoonwolf: Holy shiz!
Clumsyhumangirl: -snorts- If I became the next Britney Spears, I'd have to shave my head.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Ohhhh, burn and sizzle!
Clumsyhumangirl: ……………wow Emmett…..BRITNEY SPEARS CANNOT HEAR ME OR SEE ME!
Blondegoddess: You must admit, if she could that would be VERY creepy.
Sexymindreader: A little more than that because she has a bunch of vampires protecting her.
Anonymous voice from nowhere: That's what you all think. MUAHAHA! WOMANIZER!!!
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All: O.O……………..HOLY SHIZ!!!
Notafullmoonwolf: Hey! You guys stole my word!
Sexymindreader: Do you have it copyrighted? I thought not!
Notafullmoonwolf: I'm gonna jet out of here before things get any weirder. Though, at this point I don't know if that's possible.
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Clumsyhumangirl: Edward. I'm scared. Very scared.
Sexymindreader: Gotta jet! L8er g8ers!
Clumsyhumangirl: TAKE ME WITH YOU!
Sexymindreader: Well, duh. Come on! We're going to the meadow.
Clumsyhumangirl: oh, fun!
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Don't do anything I wouldn't do. –waggles eyebrow- or something I would do.
Sexymindreader: I'll keep that in mind.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Of course you will, you're a mind reader. Yooouuu always have something on your mind. OH yeah Edward! You just got OWNED!
Clumsyhumangirl: …………….Emmett………………..don't………….
Sexymindreader: XD…………………See ya suckers! Better hope the bald, blonde, bimbo doesn't come and sing you all to death!
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Clumsyhumangirl: I'M A COMIN HONEY!
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Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Well. Now we're all alone together.
Blondegoddess: Why are we IMing each other if we are still in the bathtub together?
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Cause it's one hell of a bathtub! I mean look at the size of this thing!! I can barely see you if I go to the other end! And that's saying something since I'm a vampire!!
Blondegoddess: -pouts- But how are we supposed to do it if you're so far away?
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Do what?
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: OH! You want a piece of Emmett, don't you?
Blondegoddess: Now you get it! And yes, yes I do. ;)
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: You want to see if you can lap me! Not happening sweetie!
Blondegoddess: Wait a second……this isn't a bathtub……….
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: What makes you say that doll?
Blondegoddess: Cause I see Alice and Jasper walking in! YOU IDIOT! YOU BROUGHT US TO A PUBLIC SWIMMING POOL!
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Oh! Oh………………..-waves like an idiot-
Blondegoddess: Oh. Shiz. Alice is getting out her blackberry.
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Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Nice. Get out.
Blondegoddess: Why?
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Because, as Edward calls her, the "Blonde Bimbo" is going to come here soon for some 'R & R'.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: WHAT?
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Rest and Relaxation. Geez.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Nooo, I meant earlier, we think Britney Spears hacked into our conversation singing 'Womanizer'. I do not want to see her now!
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: HAHAHAH! I can't believe you guys fell for that!! Me and Jazzy did that! We were bored after Victoria's Secret so we did it then! (BTW, you have to check out the newest stuff at Victoria's, Rose.)
Blondegoddess: Will do. But let's jet. I don't want to see the blonde bimbo. And I swear to God Emmett, if you start singing 'Womanizer' again, I will kill you. Literally, I will kill you.
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Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: That's one heck of a wife you have, Emmett.
Grizzlybearsrockmysox: Yeah, but I better go and comfort her or she won't let me in her bed for a month. –shudders- horrible, I know.
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Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: That's nice. Well, at least Jasper the friendly ghost and I have the whole pool to ourselves now.
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Feelingthelove: I resent that nickname.
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Well, now that dumb and blonde have gone home, you want to…?
Feelingthelove: OH! –feels the emotion- :) totally.
Annoyingfutureseeingpixie: Last one to do 1000 laps gets Bella-sitting for a week!
Feelingthelove: YOUR ON! YES! And Edward just asked me to babysit on Saturday.
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Anonymous voice from nowhere: MUAHAHAHA, WOMANIZER IN A CIRCUS!
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HOLY SHIZ, I DID NOT WRITE THAT! IT WAS THE SPIRIT OF BRITNEY! Lol, JK JK JK JK JK JK JK.
Please, do not take offense Britney Spears lovers. I just love to mock her, sorry! And as for the whole Hannah Montana thing, I think Emmett's become obsessed. O.o With DOLLS! Eh, IDK. It's too early in the story to tell. REVEIW! Reveiws make me happy and want to update faster. Which I hopefully will because I have the next few chapters planned out. In this reveiw, please put what you want someone's obsession to be. It doesn't have to be Emmett, it could be anyone. LOL. See ya, and hope you loved this chappie! Remember: Think before you drink. (and drive)
So, while your thinking, REVEIW! See, that little...........um....what color is it? Just click that button that says 'REVEIW'. I think it's green and white. LOL, see ya later!
~ LilyPadADV Out.