Title: Nose
Summary: Moody's nose has never been the same since.
Warning: Mentions shagging.
Rating: T
Disclaimer: In no way do I own or gain profit from the Harry Potter series.
"Ah, Bellatrix Black," Alastor Moody grinned oddly. "Or its Lestrange now, isn't it? Pity child, you could have done so much better."
Bellatrix snarled and tightened her grip around her raised wand.
"Oh shut up Moody!" She snarled.
"You know, I knew your mother," he answered rather playfully.
"Oh really?" Bellatrix retorted. "She curse you?"
"Nah," Moody's eyes twinkled uncharacteristically. "Shagged her a few times."
Bellatrix grew beet red, looking revolted and livid, and slashed her wand in the air.
Moody's nose has never been the same since.
Author's Note: I wanted to know what happened to Moody's nose, so I made something up. x I didn't look up anything on Bellatrix's mother but I assume she and Moody would be in relatively at Hogwarts at the same time during some point, right?