Note: Different dates in Prussia's history are used in this story, Information on what happened on these dates are at the bottom of the page. Understanding some of this story require knowing these dates, so please refer to the notes at the bottom about them when reading. Thank you!

July, 9th 1807

Dear Diary,

I'd rather not talk about today,…. But let's just say that I'm now planning,…. Losing something great to me today has taught me something,….. That maybe teaming up with someone else is a sort of ok idea. Why? Power. That's what it all comes down too. If worse comes to worse, you can just ditch them in the end. OR, if you are like me, YOU SMITE THEM! SMITE THEM ALL!

You out trick them, always be one step ahead of them. That's how everything is done. That's how the amazing Prussia plays baby, I play to win.

Signed,

WINNER!

October, 14th 1814

Dear Diary,

HAHAHAHA! I CAN FEEL MY POWER AGAIN! TAKE THAT ICE CREAM MAN!

Today, I the great Prussia, all by myself, have taken out a powerful leader. What is better than a powerful leader taking out another one? NOTHING! NOTHING OTHER THAN TAKING OVER LAND! And let it be stated, that I did it all by myself, with no help. Who needs help when you're The Great and Powerful Prussia?

Signed,

Ruler of Ice cream Man

(Date Hidden from stealers of My Diary!), 1864

Dear Dairy,

Let's just say that these past few years I've been busy gaining land,…. And not losing any what so ever! I've also teamed up with Austria today, you know what? The guy isn't so bad. Of course though, he's not a suave, sexy and powerful as me. No one is.

Except for maybe,…. No, it must not be mentioned. After all, it is a weakness. I do not need a foe to find this and read and find my weakness,…. Alright, you got me, maybe there is one other country as amazing as I am. Just one. That's all I'm saying too.

HA! I BET WHO EVER IS READING THIS WISHES I TOLD, DON'T YOU? YOU WANT TO TAKE OVER PRUSSIA! NOT TODAY SUCKER!

Signed,

The one with NO weakness

….. The truth? I don't know the date today,…. It's been so many years,…..

Dear Diary,

I admit, even those of us who, are awesome. We do have,….. Some weakness,…. For others,….. We may see them and feel bad,… and then we smite them to the ground. I LOVE DOING THAT!

I'm trying to talk in a different sense though,…. Like, we see someone and think, ' Wow, they are as awesome as Me!' Then you get this feeling of weakness flowing over you. It's the feeling as if you actually give a crap about something. Which, we powerful countries do not have time to give a crap about things.

But,…. Some part of me feels as if it can not be helped. Every time I see her,…. I feel weak,…. Being the all power Prussia, I must not feel weak. I will not let someone do that to me. She must be doing it on purpose that bitch! She is trying to get me weak so she can take over the powerful Prussia! I'll show her who is the strongest! HAHA!

Signed,

The Strong Man!

Rather not say,.. 1866

Dear Diary,

What do I not have that he does? I'm sooo much better than him! What can she see in him? I mean come on,…. I'M PRUSSIA! I'M SO POWERFUL THAT I TYPE IN CAPS!

I bet he doesn't type in caps. Why? Because he's not the Powerful Prussia.

….. I don't like frying pans anymore,…. They also scare my little bird away,…. I guess he thinks she's going to cook him or something,….. Don't worry, little bird, she won't cook you into a chicken nugget,… you're way too cute for that McDonalds crap. If anything, you'd be the toy in the happy meal,….

It doesn't matter, you know why? Because Austria and I are through. That's right. I'm done with the nice guy, teaming up with other people crap. You only end up hurt in the end. Which means you have a weakness. PRUSSIA WILL NOT HAVE ANY WEAKNESS!… Still,…. My mind goes back to her. Damn her! She's controlling my mind and it's working! This is just not fair!….. Every powerful leader has some soft spot right?…. No. They do not, and I won't either!

Signed,

Mc Nuggets Hater

February, 25th 1947

Dear Diary,

….. I'd rather not talk about this day,…. It's the last of my history,…..

Wait,… I shouldn't be talking like this,… this isn't the last! I WILL regain my power! Prussia will return one day and when I do, get ready for a massive take over because I will RULE YOU ALL! BE PREPARED! THE DAY WILL COME WHEN I WILL SMITE YOU ALL! MWAHAHAHAHA!

Signed,

Prussia: down but not out

Ps- Every great leader has a weakness, it is how we fall. I have fallen hard, but I will get back up and rule again. But as for her, I'll just stay down,… For if I get back up, I know I will fall again,….

Dates:

July 9th 1807: Peace of Tilsit, Prussia lost most of it's land.

October 14th 1814: Prussia, Austria, Russia and Great Britain defeated Napoleon.

1864: Prussia teams up with Austria.

1866: Prussia and Austria separate .

February 25th 1974: Prussia is no longer a country.